This is great. Amy is in that early-downfall time where people are just reporting on trivial shit because they still for some reason feel echoes of her prime. You're gonna see some more boring nonsense until she drops off completely.
I just want to point one thing out. She is doing theatre. Don't get me wrong the world's best actors and actresses started in theatre early in their careers and there are life long theater actors and actresses that are famous for it. BUT. No one goes from movie theatre's back to Broadway on their own accord. This women went from potential comedy royalty to a brief A lister to afternoon show on Broadway... Just saying.
She looks like the young version of old Kathleen Turner in that thumbnail. Maybe it's different in full sized pictures, I couldn't say, I don't have enough hard drive space to see one.
Chris reportedly is the brother of Amy‘s personal assistant!
You know the assistant got tired of seeing amy on the couch eating a big bowl of ice cream going, "I just can't seem to find the right maaaan. But whyyyyy". So she said fuck it, I'm gonna have to go into desperation mode and set her up with my brother.
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1 Bluesmoky 2017-11-14
The 2017 version of Susan Boyle has a similar body and is as fuckable as Amy.
1 burlapsack69 2017-11-14
And at least Boyle is talented.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-14
What about Amy's hit audition for Simon Cowell?
1 burlapsack69 2017-11-14
I don't believe it was well received, sir.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-11-14
She's just completely repulsive.
1 comic631 2017-11-14
I hope he tries something kinky in bed and ties up her wrists/ankles and then sticks an apple in her mouth.
1 Patricki 2017-11-14
Ha! Cause she's big and fat and looks like a gross pig. 🐖
1 breadmoccasin 2017-11-14
I clicked the link hoping the chef had a Samoan name.
1 newsdaylaura18 2017-11-14
Lol Land Whale. Good one
1 JSoupL 2017-11-14
no they don't, attell wrote them.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-11-14
thanks for keeping tabs on justjared.com to give us the heads up on who Amy Schumer is dating. really appreciate it.
1 everythingbagelcc 2017-11-14
Us Fags knew about it weeks ago when it was on Bravo's website: http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/is-amy-schumer-new-boyfriend-chef-chris-fischer
I prefer this article because it highlights the bloated arm fat like a leg of lamb and her boyfriend's A cups and gut which rival Opie's tits.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-11-14
"The jokes write themselves"
Maybe she can use them in her next act, since we all know she prefers to not use original material.
1 all_copacetic 2017-11-14
That's like Artie Lange dating a drug dealer.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-11-14
or Jim Norton dating a tranny
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-14
Boyardee is going pigging, huh?
1 CookieHaid 2017-11-14
"...spotted on a dinner date..."
1 Dagidugidai 2017-11-14
yeah, what is she dating him for the steak or something?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-14
She's not Bob Kelly
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2017-11-14
Um.... uh... wait wait... is she gonna eat all his food or somethin?
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-11-14
"Chris reportedly is the brother of Amy‘s personal assistant!"
If the genders were reversed this would be considered sexual abuse
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-11-14
LAY OFF HER, SHES STARVING!!!!!!
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-14
The first funny thing she's done in years
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-14
Chef boyar-you fat!
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-14
This is great. Amy is in that early-downfall time where people are just reporting on trivial shit because they still for some reason feel echoes of her prime. You're gonna see some more boring nonsense until she drops off completely.
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-11-14
I just want to point one thing out. She is doing theatre. Don't get me wrong the world's best actors and actresses started in theatre early in their careers and there are life long theater actors and actresses that are famous for it. BUT. No one goes from movie theatre's back to Broadway on their own accord. This women went from potential comedy royalty to a brief A lister to afternoon show on Broadway... Just saying.
1 Sterlingfigus 2017-11-14
I bet she will eat a lot..... she is fat.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-11-14
I hope he makes a sex tape and releases it on this subreddit. 🐖👨🍳🎥✔️.
1 dwc151 2017-11-14
She went from dating Dolph Ziggler when she was just a little chubby to this?
If there's a God, she'll be living under a bridge blowing hobos for cheeseburgers before the next presidential election.
1 fervt 2017-11-14
She looks like the young version of old Kathleen Turner in that thumbnail. Maybe it's different in full sized pictures, I couldn't say, I don't have enough hard drive space to see one.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-11-14
The jokes have always written themselves
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-11-14
You know the assistant got tired of seeing amy on the couch eating a big bowl of ice cream going, "I just can't seem to find the right maaaan. But whyyyyy". So she said fuck it, I'm gonna have to go into desperation mode and set her up with my brother.
1 Billyassman 2017-11-14
Girls got to eat.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-14
What about Amy's hit audition for Simon Cowell?