I need some girl advice, fellas

3  2017-11-14 by Single_Action_Army

So I'm chatting with a Tinder whore because I'm too ugly to get laid without wit.
She says her favorite shows are Friends and Big Mouths because they're "so hilarious!!!" but she's also got a plump Peruvian dumper.
I'm conflicted, boys. Do I kill her instead of raping her?

19 comments

1  TheAndyPat 2017-11-14

Why not both?

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-14

The question of the matter is which order do you do it?

1  TheAndyPat 2017-11-14

After. I kind of like the fight

1  flip0pilf 2017-11-14

Just fuck her then stop communicating after a couple weeks like every other Tinder relationship.

1  Bams_seed 2017-11-14

I need an ass pic in my tinder profile

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-11-14

Make sure you use someone else's.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-11-14

Show us some pics you were considering, babe.
I'll pick one out for you.

1  Bams_seed 2017-11-14

I gotta get someone to take one for me with me looking back over my shoulder all sexy

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-11-14

Show us your pussy, babe.

1  Bams_seed 2017-11-14

I only expose myself in threads that have a lot of upvotes

1  packitchofsositch 2017-11-14

I'll tell your deluded ass what guys want. You think it's all about tits and ass and zoomed in body parts, it's not. Let me break it down.

https://i.imgur.com/sHXUuZf.jpg

Do you see the ratio between hips and waist? Do you see how your hips are practically twice as wide as your waistline. That ratio is what gnaws away at us on a genetic level. If you're still pretty skinny, post more shit like that. Forget the asses and vaginas and dirty facials, just post straight up bikini pics.

But definitely still post your clam and butthole pics here.

1  Bams_seed 2017-11-14

God bless thanks

1  CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-11-14

No. I wouldnt even say "hello"... why risk my career?

1  Ant_Sucks 2017-11-14

If this woman is willing to let you touch her then she is a Saint sent from Heaven for some divine sexual purpose so you WILL respect her.

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-11-14

Lure her in with a picture of a Friend's box set and when she gets there, tie her up and settle in for the night with sex in the city.

1  NGJimmy 2017-11-14

Ever see the remake of Maniac? Do that.

1  Slothjew 2017-11-14

Kill then rape

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-11-14

Friends is good tv, faggot.

1  rottenseed 2017-11-14

What are you trying to get married? She obviously has low standards based on her sources of entertainment. You're right up her alley