"He beat his schmekel in front of the ladies, but he voted Hillary, so we know he cares in the end."

It's impossible to imagine two more talentless guys than Louis and Liebowitz.

I too had a show, once.

He seems nervous and pandering. Count down until Jon Stewart’s predilection for tickling young boys is revealed.

He mentions interventions before Lauer cuts him off. Jerking off interventions?

This dude hangs out with louie ck and anthony weiner and IS SHOCKED!

if the interviewer had any balls, he would've ended thusly:

'John, you've said nothing. Now the weather...'

The things this guy has joked about and he's terrified to tell a joke now.

His wife is a fatty fatso.