Listening to it now... any good?

Joe mentions subreddits and Nick said "I don't give a fuck about that and neither should you".

Nick got the siriusxm J&S memo "do not mention the subreddit"

Some dude calls in and calls Joe out for doing standup for a family picnic

Living breathing entity? I have reached a new level of embarrassment.

What was the bar set at before?

Not particularly high

sea level

What a retarded faggot

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Yeah, but that means I have to listen to Dipalo's whiny bitch ass....

Your kind isn't welcome here.

I keep forgetting you're all faggots. My mistake. I'll let you get back to those hairy balls, kind sir.

Is that first pic Luis Gomez seducing a lady?

https://youtu.be/I824sWB0qvE?t=1325

See what this faggot does? Any criticism or heat that may be fundamentally truthful and how does he respond? Watch him try to use this "least successful" comedian line at Jim and Anthony at his podcast. You know he wanted to and would have if they didn't have fame and money. He was left with nothing.. so what's he do? Instead of "least successful" he goes "well at least I'm married and have a successful relationship. None of you have that so that speaks ill of you and I'm better than you."

That's not busting balls. That's not shooting the shit or trading jabs with friends. That's an angry adult male experiencing a frantic emotion and acting out of hostility and bitterness. Guess what Joe? The meds aren't working. That's who you are, it's your personality.

He is such an insufferable bore. I don't know if there's anyone who brings less to a radio show. Does he ever even try to say something funny?

Never, he's gotta complaaaain about tha haaaaters and his career

Wow, so everyone who makes fun of him isn't doing it because it's actually funny, but because they want to be stand up comedians.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts.

the best part of this video is that the callers shitting on matarese made nick laugh. so it's not really "these guys can't do what you can do!" since i didn't hear nick laugh at anything matarese said.

Apparently Joe made $190k in 2 years. Off what?

Reselling his Adderall.

Is that supposed to be impressive?

That's $95k/year to you and me.

That's pretty pitiful to tell you the truth.

What do you do for a living, character?

Head of a large IT dept. As a chick with a serious clothing/antiques/spa spending habit, I don't think I could exist on what that poor, pitiful miscarriage of a man brings down after 30 years in the industry.

Can I move in? I have a mediocre cock but I'm working on my A+ cert

With only an Comptia A+ you'll need a much bigger dick I'm afraid ;). Seriously tho, why not the MS track (MCSE+I, MCT, MCSD) or Cisco? It's much better for you in the long run and if you're a decent test taker, they're easy peasy.

Thanks for the advice, I will look into it!

Shut the fuck up you two

so hot

Everyone downvoting you makes less than $95k a year and doesn't understand how the cost of living changes based on geographic location.

I understand but any online salary calculator will show that earning 95k in podunk Nebraska != 95k of spending power in NYC. Surely they must know this? Or maybe not, is what you’re saying ...

I'm saying that even if they know logically, they will still downvote the comment because "fuck your salary being higher than mine"!

I understand however that would just make me work even harder to attain their level (or higher). No matter, ty.

Most would but we are the scum of the earth here.

I make way more than this and I’m a drunk. Talk about an ego boost.

Around here yes.

Yeah, I keep trying to get /u/stinksskc to get a 401K lol

wait do i have one of those now? so is it worth that much? how does it work?

Hearing "fake Joe Materese" calling into DiPaolo's show was maybe the most exciting guest appearance since the GI Joe/Transformers crossover cartoon in the 80s, when that one Transformers episode ended with Cobra Commander walking down the street. I was listening to it in the shower and I wanted to scream and slap the walls like Henry Hill. I was unreasonably excited and happy.

What a life.

I LIKED IT, and I get downvoted. Ok.

Does that really surprise you here?

Nope.

"We're through the looking glass now, people..."

so fucking tired of 80s childhood cartoon references from men in their 40s-early 50s

My favourite was the guy who said joe performed at his familys bbq. Then when he got caught he told joe he was terrible.

Nick does a podcast 5 nights a week for $3.99 a month and hasn't cucked his comedy in today's anti comedy climate, what a saint.

Corey from LA, whoever you are, bravo. You hung in there like a champ.

I just hear Porsalin. Porsalin is Joe now. Joe isn't Joe.

Cory sounds like a fag. Wimpier voice than Sam.

Corey was getting Joe with good shots, then he/she fucked up by mentioning the subreddit and that gives Joe the out by saying oh it's the haters. When he asked how you define success, you should have said someone with money, respect, respect of his peers, a household name, has not been doing comedy for 29 years with nothing to show for it, and especially not having every comedian feeling bad for you like your a charity case.

Instead Joe stumped Corey and he panicked.

I'm saying that even if they know logically, they will still downvote the comment because "fuck your salary being higher than mine"!

I keep forgetting you're all faggots. My mistake. I'll let you get back to those hairy balls, kind sir.