the year is 2048: 30 years from now, when most of you are in your 60s, do you think young 24 yr old girls will love hanging out and laugh at your jokes?

42  2017-11-14 by brmlb

if so, welcome to the world of Anthony Cumia.

In 30 years you can tell young chicks all about iphones, twitter, game of thrones, tom brady, and 50 cent. In your pool and mansion. They'll love it!

48 comments

1  Toss__Pot 2017-11-14

damn straight son

1  NotRye 2017-11-14

I sure hope so. Although I work at Walmart, so I won't exactly have the money to attract them.

1  FitLikeArtieLange 2017-11-14

You should get a job at Panera Bread, they pay way better.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-11-14

If you stick with Walmart for the next 30 years though you may be making bank. I knew a guy who started in the 80's and he makes almost 30+ an hour just stocking shelves at night.

1  NotRye 2017-11-14

Gawdamn! Yeah I'll see what I can do - have only been there for a month at this point.

1  KangolVos 2017-11-14

Do you get good discounts? Gals love a discount.

1  NotRye 2017-11-14

Not yet but I'll get 15% in 2 months

1  KangolVos 2017-11-14

Not bad. Does that include guns and ammo, as well?

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-11-14

(((Gals)))

1  enzo_trash 2017-11-14

watch out. only way to get promoted is steadily narc on your co-workers.

1  herpacin 2017-11-14

Dude Sex Bots. Do you think we will talk to human females when they arrive?

1  cabaretcabaret 2017-11-14

Women... find a way

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-11-14

If you want Dude Sex Bots, just go on Grinder.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-14

Of course they will, I'm a handsome charming genius

1  84Heel 2017-11-14

I've never understood why it is funny to constantly say O or A are in their "60's". Ant is 56 and Opie is 53.

But yeah, I get the joke. #literalmofo

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-14

Ant has the personality of a 20 year old and Jimmy acts like he’s 100. That averages out to 60.

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-11-14

Fifty-flurf

1  turnthemaround 2017-11-14

And Artie is still somehow alive but Ant and Jim are dead

1  Ant_Sucks 2017-11-14

Stockholm Syndrome will guarantee it.

1  Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2017-11-14

I lost my virginity to this girl who's insane.

I was 18 and she was 17.

She always wanted to be "part of the family," but she had no boundary control. I put her on the "pay no mind list."

She banged my brother after that.

Years later, she tried to get herself invited to my wedding. I said "no", but my dad and my brother met her for lunch that day.

Me and my wife will sometimes joke that they ran a train on her that day. It's definitely a possibility.

My dad is 80 years old.

1  Fightingrooster 2017-11-14

Hey I’ll only be 55 fuckface

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-11-14

Except that Ant's references are way older than Twitter and iPhones will be to us. It will be the equivalent of bragging to a 24-year-old girl about transformers, Hardcastle and McCormick and land lines without cords.

1  blackirishlad 2017-11-14

don't forget pagers

1  SledgeBammer 2017-11-14

I’ll be older than a muggg...

1  RocoTheLoveMonkey 2017-11-14

you damn skippy

1  KangolVos 2017-11-14

Age appropriate women don't like me know, so I'm on the fence about 2048.

1  hSUitMSi 2017-11-14

one of the posts, at least. bahahahah.

1  KangolVos 2017-11-14

Oh you!

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-11-14

I thought it was because I have a huge dick..

1  cottonsweatpants 2017-11-14

I don't care about their opinion now. Why would I care in 30 years?

1  Icon_Crash 2017-11-14

oh god I hope so.

1  holodog 2017-11-14

Sure. I plan on fucking all my son's girlfriends when they come of age.

1  Clint0nBukowski 2017-11-14

Will they like my singing ?

1  turdstew 2017-11-14

90 year old Ant at Memory care ward: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN

Cyborg 16 year old girl: What the fuck are you talking about

1  jofreal 2017-11-14

I'm still going to be playing X-Box and watching Marvel and Star Wars movies.

1  late_50s_why 2017-11-14

Penis is cumming

Get it got humor

1  fivefootsixCQ 2017-11-14

I expect to be getting fucked by 20 year old trannies after playing a few rounds of Call of Duty.

1  DrSANDMAN09 2017-11-14

Great Expectations.

1  RacistPigeon 2017-11-14

Who wants to talk to them? Just put out, take your money, and get out.

1  High_Pitch_Eric_ 2017-11-14

In 2048 there'll be hyperloops all over the place, but poverty will still exist for some women, and I'll be fucking those women, then getting home for some chryotherapy on my balls and a session in my hologram games system.

1  High_Pitch_Eric_ 2017-11-14

In 2048 there'll be hyperloops to Thailand and Brazil.

Women will address 1st world males by their proper title of 'sir' or 'daddy' at that time.

There better be a sandwich waiting when I get home or I'll be popping over to Pataya this evening.

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-11-14

Fuck ya

1  FlashVirus 2017-11-14

tss yeah at least the year isnt 2525 or else man may not be alive or woman may not even survive or something

1  wicked_crayfish 2017-11-14

And we're all jealous we don't get to sing karaoke with Fred from Brooklyn

1  blackirishlad 2017-11-14

yeah, that's what I'm working towards. where's the down side?

1  CMacLaren 2017-11-14

No way I'm making it to 60.

1  TacoTrots 2017-11-14

Ditto. One of those mid-50s fatal heart attacks sounds about right.

1  Cold-in-the-D 2017-11-14

I've seen Seinfeld and Jaws. All i have to do is whip out some quotes and them bitches will be dripping pussy juice all over the cunting place.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-14

You really think I won't have killed myself by then? That's generous.

1  Turd---Burglar 2017-11-14

30 years from now would be 2047....you fag

1  Boredghost77 2017-11-14

My holographic replicant sex bot will like anything i tell it to like. You were born at the wrong time old man!

1  NotRye 2017-11-14

Not yet but I'll get 15% in 2 months

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-11-14

(((Gals)))

1  TacoTrots 2017-11-14

Ditto. One of those mid-50s fatal heart attacks sounds about right.