Is this the evolution of Amy Schumer

feminism through time

Sir, just take a gander into /r/wgbeforeafter

I wanna use those stomachs as punching bags.

It's her defense mechanism against the predatory sexual twitter advances of a certain Long Island karaoke cowboy.

HAES eh fellas!

ruined

Ruined forever. Even if she manages to lose all that weight, she will be carrying around unfixable tarps of skin.

probs stretch marks too

Like a creased tarp. I've encountered some of these flying bats in my later years. Fucking YUCK!

I wanna use those stomachs as punching bags.