Looks like a tough carpet to munch.

not like anthony would be trying to munch it anyway

Well is the carpet fiber neutral ?

idk but if its a transfiber hed already have it laid out thruout his entire house

Oh I get it! Because he's a fag.

I thought the joke was Ant not eating pussy cause he's black.

I thought it was a fake teeth joke.

It’s individual follicles.

I mean it’s tough man

excellent reference. it has the same texture as his face.

I bet that has the same texture as his old dead dry hair.

IKEA? Are you poor?

What's so bad about IKEA? It's not like people buy sofas, chairs or beds from there anyway. Carpets, rugs, shitty shelves for the wife, those things are alright.

What’s wrong with the ikea we got

Worse quality than in Northern Europe. You get the particleboard shit, we get the oak.

At least I don't have to live in Europe. Enjoy your newfound truck enthusiast Syrian Friends!

Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,870,516, or 62.06% of the U.S. population.

Unfortunate.

I didn't say we don't have problems here too. But our problems bum off welfare they'd don't plow trucks into crowds or plant bombs.

Let's compare deaths by terrorism between the US and Sweden. US = several thousand. Sweden = 2?

Someone drove a truck into a crowd of people like two weeks ago in NYC.

No, please! Help!

What's the name of some of them other furniture stores?

Wife?

Individually placed nylon threads

It's Swedish for, "sexually deviant nigger."

vampiric grandfather-aged netizen who prefers to sustain himself sexually via the sexual excretions of transsexuals

How did you get a photo of Tramp’s account balance

Half-moon cricket/"natural" hair

one of the most deep and real laughs ive had... perhaps in years

You said doormat, I assumed he was paying a new chick to be his "girlfriend."