What he says out loud: "I'm honored to present this award to one of the strongest, smartest, fiercest woman in film. She's everything I want to be when I grow up."
What he's thinking: "6'. 135 lean pounds - .5mg succinylcholine/per kilo ought to do it. Give me time to work..."
9 comments
1 NumeroOtto 2017-11-12
"It was self defence! she grabbed my neck, so I shoved pills down her gullet; I had no choice!"
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2017-11-12
Got
Away
1 burlapsack69 2017-11-12
Manlet.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-11-12
Fat kermit the frog
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-12
Are all these fucking shitty comedians under 5'4?
1 piggyboi 2017-11-12
What he says out loud: "I'm honored to present this award to one of the strongest, smartest, fiercest woman in film. She's everything I want to be when I grow up."
What he's thinking: "6'. 135 lean pounds - .5mg succinylcholine/per kilo ought to do it. Give me time to work..."
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-12
This is grosser than if she had 10 homeless niggers fucking her till she was bleeding to death.
1 Alansmithee22 2017-11-12
Holy shit is he short. Looks like Humpty Dumpty.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2017-11-12
Looks like when a pretty girl volunteers at the special olympics