Is this the most worst bio for a comic of all time?
3 2017-11-12 by Ant_Sucks
Michelle Biloon
Michelle Biloon is a standup comic straight outta Philly by way of Los Angeles by way of Austin. You may have heard her on the popular podcasts Comedy Bang Bang, 2 Dope Queens, or Doug Loves Movies. You may have seen her perform standup in your city opening for Patton Oswalt or headlining a show her own damn self. She's also appeared on Chelsea Lately, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Comics Unleashed, Comedy.tv, and Premium Blend.
Want to know more about Michelle? She loves Judge Judy. She does the New York Times Crossword Puzzle every day. And she is motherfucking hilarious. Her mother has been quoted as saying, "I watched the tape of her before I left for bowling and I laughed so hard that I had to go redo my makeup." And that's the truth, jackasses.
11 comments
1 Dennyislife 2017-11-12
Vic Henley's says he was the first American to do some UK panel shows. The fact he couldn't make it in that cushy shitty club speaks volumes.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-12
Having that hick on a British show would be like if Richard Spencer had a panel show and invited Sherrod on.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-11-12
"He thinks he is a comedian and actor but he's really just Chris Rock's mentally handicapped cousin. Available for corporate gigs and licking dead bugs off of window sills with his big retarded tongue."
1 DeclanGunn 2017-11-12
Also an obese bitch-titted slob who thinks he is a hard-fightin tough guy, but is clearly not.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-12
"The Jim & Sam Show. Only for listeners who like pussy."
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-12
Yes I can now see that I said "most worst bio". I am the most worst idiot.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-12
Don't forget most gayest
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-11-12
Where do you even find such a thing? And why were you looking?
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-12
I was searching to see if Patton Oswalt had any female openers so I could warn them. But in this case I might pass.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-11-12
Oh. Hopefully he'll kill her after she rebuffs his clumsy drunken advances on a road tour. And then commit suicide by cop after a long, well-televised stand off with a SWAT team.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-11-12
Do you still say "psghetti"?