Who reads these gay threads????

You guys hear about that Louis CK stuff

Yeah. I heard his new movie sucks.

No, what happened?

Thoughts and prayers.

Yeah. The barbershop was abuzz with masturbatory tales

All of these sexual allegations are the feminist version of "the fappening."

Except they extract no humor or joy from it. This is why most women are terrible at comedy. They don't realize that it's something men invented to avoid talking about their hurt feelings, like a woman.

Its like the Spanish Inquisition. Except with angry tweets from purple-haired flatsos instead of cool and unique forms of public execution.

I'm not excited about any movie being released in the next few months.

Dude, check out -The Ritual, David Bruckner, UK,

I read the book, it's gonna be bonkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G3N0-6-YpA

I liked the look of that but I can't watch movies that need subtitles :(

damn Brits!

You're missing out. The greatest WWII film I've ever seen is a German masterpiece called "Downfall."

Oder "Der Untergang", ihm den richtigen Titel geben.

Leave it Alone...

The Disaster Artist though

Live around any independent film theaters? I've given up on mainstream movies.

Mel Gibson is a demi god, the son of Zeus and a mortal woman.

Reminder that Jim owns the complete catalogue of Shaggy.

My review of Brawl in Cell Block 99 ---> "it's good."

Shot caller was better

I agree. I really liked shot caller.

What a stupid fucking movie.

Legit disappointed.

I'm legit sorry

Appreciate it, brother.

R.I️.P Lil’ Christopher Kuhn

/u/killakuhn already dead?

i have a fat dick #girth

AND I WILL!

ARE SO!

Any of you fellas ever listened to The Opie & Anthony radio show on SiriusXM Satellite radio?

I think a couple guys did but the mods banned them.

Never heard of em.

Was that one of those Howard Stern type shows?

Shut the fuck up

I was called out for being a racist at a bar by a 22 year old white girl, and a huge scary black man came to my defense. I love black people now.

Reading this warmed what little of my heart I have left. Niggas ain't The enemy… It's bitches of all colors and the jews probably.

Defiantly the Jews

After one incident, loving them all seems a bit rash

In my office a big black man is frequently arguing with a schumeresque woman wherein he is defending old white men against her hack criticisms.

did you miss your wallet afterwards?

Why are there so many faggots on here lately?

My neighbor and I jerked each other off back when we were 12. Its never been mentioned between us since. Am I gay?

And shy

No. That would make us all gay.

Jesse, is that you? I thought you just had a big clit?

Turned football off after 20 minutes. Its so retarded now with the penalties. Shit doesnt make sense anymore

I've been saying that for years. I've never been the biggest fan, but it just seems like it's a game decided by flags. Fuck that. I'll watch with friends if beer and wings are involved.

I was completely obsessed with football as a kid which makes it suck even more. The first play that caught my attention was when an Eagles player love tapped Peyton Mannings helmet with his hand and it was 15 yards. That was like 6 years ago and I'm finally about to turn my back on it completely. Nothing good ever lasts in this life.

I delivered pizza at a place where the owner was also a bookie. We watched a college game end before the winning team could pull the score passed the Vegas line. He laughed about how it's all fixed in his favor. I couldn't argue and I'm not a JRE fan. Wanna suck each othaz fat fuccin' peckaz?

Lena Dunham needs to be brought into justice for the molestation of her younger sibling.

Someone should corner her in a room and beat off in front of her for punishment. Probably should do it Lena as well.

I'm currently watching Horace and Pete. I watched it when it was first released and seem to recall liking it. Now I think it's the kind of thing that would only seem good if it was a play and you made an event of it. I can't believe how old Steve Buscemi looks. I'm drunk.

anyone besides me and Metzger still blowing lines at this hour on a sunday night, destroying our lives?

Anyone else besides me and Keith Robinson empty out their bank account on college football and nfl bets this weekend?

I saw 48 hours again and that movies underrated as fuck. Who wouldn't wanna see eddie murphy get called racial slurs for over an hour?

This thread is for faggotz

It is "staff appreciation week" at work, which means Wednesday is "Hot Cocoa Day". I wish I was joking. They're trying to soften the blow for no Christmas bonus or raise this year, is my guess.

That's the most depressing thing I heard all month. Everyone gathered around sipping on their hot cocoa for the sweet extra little break they get because of it

"Ahhh, feels good to have these sweet perks"

Today's the day, my friend! I've been waiting all week for this.

Spill that blazing hot cocoa all over yourself and take the day off

Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all.

You make them pay, you make them all pay

A really do hate a lot of stuff. Do you guys also hate stuff ?

Jim Norton describing putting his dick on a girl in public:

https://youtu.be/iHFyPAqkwpU?t=1h21m37s

these (political) commentators are a big cancer

guys like john oliver are ruining tv shows by acting stupid in a passive aggressive way

sad

Any of you hot chicks out there wanna watch me jerk off? Giggles will be interpreted as consent.

anyone got a link to the recent YKWD with colin, keith and vos?

What bra size does Oppie use?

I finally watched Atomic Blonde. I liked it a lot. Great fucking soundtrack.

Did you guys know, that Brother Wease had sex with a 15 year old girl, 'accidentally.' Hes told the story many times over the years. How long until his past comes back to haunt him?

He also let his guy pal suck his peckah.

There's a 23 year old half black girl that wants to date me. I don't want that. I don't know why I lost interest in dating anyone. I don't think I'm on a good path.

I was completely obsessed with football as a kid which makes it suck even more. The first play that caught my attention was when an Eagles player love tapped Peyton Mannings helmet with his hand and it was 15 yards. That was like 6 years ago and I'm finally about to turn my back on it completely. Nothing good ever lasts in this life.

Spill that blazing hot cocoa all over yourself and take the day off