This one bitch tried sucking my dick once.

#metoo

Dude what the fuck?

did she tell you to sit up front to watch her flick her bean?

Were you like passive aggressive Jimmy and give her one star?

I paid for this hooker once. And she kept biting my dick. And I kept saying "no teeth, no teeth". Yet, she kept biting it. I would have to say she was not very good at her profession.

Have you ever tried moving furniture with a woman? Weak ass whiny cunts.

Scrawny bitch couldn't catch a piano off my balcony.
It wasn't even a full-size, just a baby grand.

That's what I call my penis.

Oof.

We had a team of about eight dudes working on a piece of software and we were all in danger of losing our jobs unless we scored a big customer.

We managed to get a 'big fish' on the line, a multi-billion dollar company you've all heard of.

We show up to the big meeting, where we're going to pitch the software, and the corporate office had assigned us a female project manager who was also handicapped. It was super awkward. She was incompetent, and it was clear that she'd retained her job by virtue of diversity hiring.

The client was fairly disgusted with us, because she kept screwing up. Halfway through the meeting, the project manager started crying.

I wish. It was a complete clusterfuck. She said "yes" to everything the client asked for and it turned into the Bataan Death March to get everything done. Good project managers know when to say "no"

“Yes” like Wendy the retard?

YES!

Also, didn't faggot Howard change her name when he transitioned into a geriatric pussy?

did you fuck her?

She looked like Lady Di. So, um, no.

awwww, c'mon guys

The sounds fucking horrific

I had an Asian lady in her 50s once. She wore driving gloves and had signs all over the car about how passengers are filmed at all times. Bitch, I'm not going to rape your old ass. Just drive me to Pita Press.

WHY U NO TIP BETTA RACIS IDIOT

Dude, you live near Leek Pove, too?

I once worked with a pudgy NJ trailer park-type woman who never came to work without her jugs and or ass crack on display. When she was eight months pregnant she was struggling to climb a moveable ladder in the warehouse section of the building and I told her I'd take care of it for her. She flipped out and ran to our manager claiming that I was engaging in gender discrimination. I told her she was free to fall on her ass anytime after she dropped her litter but no real man would stand there and let some pregnant behemoth fall on her skull. I should have let her take a spill but I guess I'm just too nice a guy.

When I was in college I got particularly hammered on my birthday and passed out in my dorm room. I guess I left the door unlocked because I woke up to this fat broad who would grope me in the hallway all the time blowing my dick. I told her to leave, even though I should have spunked in her hair or sumthin, and then she had the audacity to not grope me anymore and act like she was pissed when she saw me.

I used to work for a woman who told us "we have to do something about all of these men who are not raising their kids." She would get mad at us for living in the community and not solving the problem. She also yelled at us for shopping at WalMart. She would get genuinely upset if she found out any of us shopped there. Our job had nothing to do with retail, yet she tried to constantly us outside of work.