Fat egg makes poignant comment.

20  2017-11-11 by laurens_tits

20 comments

HOT TAKE ALERT

Twitter is one of the worst things humanity has created

Yeah? You are!

I feel like it mostly just exposes people who are retarded, which is fine by me. They always existed, it's just now very easy to see.

Just like short purple hair on women, it's better to know what kind of person you are dealing with right out of the gate.

But now these retarded people’s voices hold as much weight as anyone else’s. It’s insane.

The problem now is that the internet gets their collective rocks off on calling anyone out that everyone gets lumped under the same umbrella of "sexual assault" and evil, powerful misogynist.

Rape, groping, soliciting of minors = bad and newsworthy, but shit like this is "gross" at best.

And he's promptly eaten alive by feminists. Who could possibly have seen that coming?

For apparently making Mary McCormicks tits leak during a poker game by making crying noises. Those comments are fantastic.

You don't have to see feminists coming, you can feel the ground shake like Jurassic Park.

These pretzels and cum are making me thirsty.

Jimmy?

Hey, this guy is awesome.

This is pretty tame

That is definitely something. Definitely something.

If I'm funny on stage I should get to rape whomever I wish, sir.

They really are. I know it's obvious but I had the check and it's a completely made up story. But it's scary the leftfield shit that these people will recall you doing as if it's fact.

That comment was so poignant it made me lactate and have to suddenly leave the room.

Besides speaking Larry David's words he's never done anything funny in his life.

Really, you didn't like Dunston Checks In?

He was very funny in shallow Hal. But as a person he is insufferable

The amount of people cashing in on this shit for moral brownie points is pathetic and I hope every single one of them has every skeleton in their closet exposed in the next few months until we're at a point where when something like this happens, all anyone can say is "eh, we're all a little fucked up aren't we?"

Ugh. Shut up faggotito