My parents didn't care enough about me to molest me.

I'm still waiting to see if that nice man who offered me a ride to school will ever become famous.

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I'm gonna change my name to Corey and hit the town

I wanted to get molested by my gym teacher so that I could be cool and go on The View but I turned out liking it when he fucked me so I guess it doesn't count :(

Ellis?