In 1991, Pee-Wee Herman's career was ruined for jerking off in an adult movie theater.

49  2017-11-10 by xavier_stock

Yes, an adult movie theater. What the fuck else are you supposed to do while watching porn? But the public didn't care -- they just wanted blood.

I fucking hate people. How can you not? I genuinely hope Louis CK's public statement was entirely bullshit, and he's secretly going to use his remaining jew powers and money to make the public's lives miserable with a second season of horace and pete. Because how could someone with any shred of self-respect not hate the public for treating them this way?

25 comments

1  bal0rd 2017-11-10

I really think it had already peaked as a child entertainer. Then he became the eccentric middleage man character as seen in Blow.

1  dumbshowreference 2017-11-10

He was excellent in that movie.

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-10

Despite Louis getting pretty faggy the last couple of years I still like him. Maybe now that he's broke and miserable he'll go back to doing funny radio.

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-11-10

broke is something he certainly isnt

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-11-10

Apparently he self financed his latest movie which is almost certainly going to bomb.

1  beier5 2017-11-10

Hes been doing giant theatres, selling out MSG multiple times along with self producing some of the most successful comedy specials and televison shows in the last ten years. One movies not gonna break him.

1  EnigmaticTortoise 2017-11-10

I'm hoping for punished Louis too

1  OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-10

Reminder?

1  CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-11-10

The day my childhood ended...

1  xavier_stock 2017-11-10

imagine being raped while he laughs like this

1  turnthemaround 2017-11-10

I would be freaked out by the person who wouldn't jerk off while watching porn

1  satanssockpuppet 2017-11-10

This country is full of hypocritical assholes and whiny gasbags who pretend to be all offended by anything sexual. This is why men are supposed to squash their nuts together while sitting on a train seat lest some overly-sensitive twat gets her box all in a knot.

1  xavier_stock 2017-11-10

Literally saw a bitch with her legs up on the seat next to her the other day. The hypocrisy pissed me off.

1  satanssockpuppet 2017-11-10

I'm supposed to carefully hide my huge cock and hefty balls lest I offend some woman but they're free to jiggle about as they please with no shame? I say fuck that, I'm not apologizing for my anatomy.

1  piggyboi 2017-11-10

He was ahead of his time in so many ways, a real trailblazer.

1  nazereth1 2017-11-10

That was 1992, you fucking idiot.

1  xavier_stock 2017-11-10

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/paul-reubens-pee-wee-playhouse-star-arrested-1991-article-1.2571832

Kill yourself, moron.

1  nazereth1 2017-11-10

Your mom's box.

1  TangerineReam 2017-11-10

David Cross told everyone to fuck off in his apology. He was steaming over it. Especially since his wife threw him under the bus.

Shit like this does really get to you. The public are more concerned about making a power move, than finding retribution for real victims. He knows that, but what can he say?

The cunts that outed him aren't going anywhere career wise, so theres that. Tig Notaro's show got some notoriety from this, but now its over, the media cycle is complete and now she'll have to survive on her own merits, which she won't. That show will be gone like her tits soon....

A man's life is ruined, that's all that happened here. But Louie could've avoided ALL of this...if he had just PAID for it. Pay a prostitute to watch you jerk off while you're on the road. Never tell your wife. He has a good fucking friend who pays for it ALL the time: He's willing to throw you pointers on what to do and how to do it.

1  Phkna1 2017-11-10

Thass a Mex-I-Can, not a jew

1  buryonedeep 2017-11-10

To be fair, Netflix picked up his new movie in 2016. After a few years, he’ll be in a better spot. Our hero Mel Gibson is back out on top after calling out Jews. Anything is possible.

1  chippersonlyle 2017-11-10

In all fairness people didn't jerk off back then.

1  just_here_4_cat_pics 2017-11-10

fred willard got popped and not one person busted his balls. not saying anybody should have but that shows a ton of respect, really good to see.

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1  joomommyhappy 2017-11-10

fighting with Jeffrey Jones over a Mexican boy didn't help

iirc, Reubens also got popped for possession of some "art" you might find in Uncle Paul's house

1  GraphOrlock 2017-11-10

"Jerkng off in an adult movie theater"

Not saying he wasn't also jerking off, but he was 100% at that theater to cruise for gay sex. VHS players were available back then, there were ways for a man to masturbate to porn without a roomful of other dudes present.

1  nazereth1 2017-11-10

Your mom's box.