Are you fucking kidding me? This old fucking dodger knows jack shit about politics and hates anyone who is black. I hate everyone who is black, but this old spaghetti-nigger stinks on ice.
They can't even do that anymore. I've met one woman under the age of 30 who knows how to cook something other than macaroni and cheese. (caveat, I live in ((((New)))) York)
I don't know how to explain her hatred of men? It's not like she's a frog-jawed dopey-eyed clod who is just mad she never got any sex in college and-
Oh wait...
Seriously guys, if you want to get your dick wet, these girls are the BEST. They're basically screaming "I hate men because they've been ignoring me for years." If you've ever lived in Seattle or Portland, you've met these girls.
That's a good point. Back when I was going through them like they were candy, I was a lot younger and a lot better looking. I wasn't quite "Chad", but I was fairly good looking, and I was bottom fishing for angry women like her because I just wanted to get laid with as little effort as possible.
That's what incel is. Have you ever seen those people trying to fuck someone in their league? The universal trait of these faggots is that they all grossly overestimate their own sexual value.
"A few creepy men tried having sex with women, like all others before them have.
It just makes me want to scream labels at them while promoting genocide! That will show them women are more rational than men!"
Oh please. You think women design tampons? Men invent, design, manufacture and market pretty much everything that womyn use. (Hopes a woman didn't invent the tampon)
Nick DiPalo is refreshing I admire the fact he sticks to the funny while a lot of people are just worried about offending people. Need more of these guys now.
That's why she's raging out on Twitter. She's a female incel.
In all seriousness, these women are a delight. I'm not even kidding, this was my bread and butter when I was single. I could be balls deep in her tonight if I sent her a DM.
This shows how short sighted and evil women are. They have sons, brothers, and fathers. They talk about them as if they are worthless because they have no sense of loyalty or the capacity to truly feel love. Love, for them, is being provided for and getting stuff.
58 comments
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-11-10
I like Nick, but if they got rid of white people, he wouldn't have anything to worry about.
1 FuckShitFart 2017-11-10
warlike, one of the few comics who haven't softened with age
1 crookedmile 2017-11-10
Are you fucking kidding me? This old fucking dodger knows jack shit about politics and hates anyone who is black. I hate everyone who is black, but this old spaghetti-nigger stinks on ice.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-10
Oops I misspelt his guinea last name.
1 all_copacetic 2017-11-10
You also seem to have misspelled 'misspelled'.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-10
Misspelt is also correct.
1 Joemomma101 2017-11-10
That guy in the comments owned Nick though..."don’t worry u ain’t white"
1 HebrewSteve 2017-11-10
https://twitter.com/NickDiPaolo/status/929063209226637312
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-10
hes a one tone annoying hack
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-10
Yeah? You're!
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-10
What a shock, the cunt he's responding to his a verified "journalist" with less than 5 thousand followers.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-11-10
Remember when it was hard to get that blue checkmark?
1 Psych555 2017-11-10
No, and the amount of importance youre still placing on it is retarded.
1 Mintyfresh03 2017-11-10
He's a faggy wop.
1 oandauser 2017-11-10
Unpopular opinion. I don’t like him or find him funny. Too politically obsessed. Everything goes back to right/left with this guy.
1 1475315963 2017-11-10
Nick is going to be shot outside a show by a fat pink haired womyn
1 ThePittWolf 2017-11-10
You're assuming a women can properly operate a firearm.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-10
The only thing a woman can operate properly is the stovetop and an ironing board. Am I right fellas?
1 AngeloMacon 2017-11-10
They can't even do that anymore. I've met one woman under the age of 30 who knows how to cook something other than macaroni and cheese. (caveat, I live in ((((New)))) York)
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
I once met a JAP who legitimately didn't know how to boil water. That's impressive.
1 holodog 2017-11-10
Squeaky Fromme got within a few feet of Gerald Ford with a loaded .45 but didn't pull it off because she forgot to chamber a round.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-11-10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffsv0f-T0dc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-11-10
Fuck. I now know that 'womyn' is a thing. Thanks asshole.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2017-11-10
Where have you been?
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-11-10
Avoiding third wave feminism like it's Ebola
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-10
I don't know how to explain her hatred of men? It's not like she's a frog-jawed dopey-eyed clod who is just mad she never got any sex in college and-
Oh wait...
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-10
https://twitter.com/hijean/status/926716987320950784
Says it all.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-11-10
That steely jaw is a show of strength.
1 majestik6 2017-11-10
She basically the female equivalent of an incel.
Seriously guys, if you want to get your dick wet, these girls are the BEST. They're basically screaming "I hate men because they've been ignoring me for years." If you've ever lived in Seattle or Portland, you've met these girls.
1 AngeloMacon 2017-11-10
These type of broads don't just want any man, they are bitter that they don't have a hot guy or successful one courting them.
1 majestik6 2017-11-10
That's a good point. Back when I was going through them like they were candy, I was a lot younger and a lot better looking. I wasn't quite "Chad", but I was fairly good looking, and I was bottom fishing for angry women like her because I just wanted to get laid with as little effort as possible.
1 AngeloMacon 2017-11-10
Yeah, we all have our lazy point in life where you bang fatties and date a plain jane who doesn't give you any shit.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-10
we do, the internet has amplified that effect.
fuck it.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-10
That's what incel is. Have you ever seen those people trying to fuck someone in their league? The universal trait of these faggots is that they all grossly overestimate their own sexual value.
1 bloodysupermoon 2017-11-10
just found out im blocked by nick. dont remember ever tweeting him. probably something from back in the nick and artie days.
1 QuantumDice 2017-11-10
"A few creepy men tried having sex with women, like all others before them have. It just makes me want to scream labels at them while promoting genocide! That will show them women are more rational than men!"
- This Cunt, 2017
1 aldousx 2017-11-10
In the same way AIDS is.
1 TacoTrots 2017-11-10
If that were to happen, it would be the absolute end of Human advancement. (Well, except for cooter-napkin development.)
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-10
Oh please. You think women design tampons? Men invent, design, manufacture and market pretty much everything that womyn use. (Hopes a woman didn't invent the tampon)
1 TacoTrots 2017-11-10
Pull that up, Jamie.
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2017-11-10
Women used to shove rocks up their cootahs until men showed them absorbant materials.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-10
True. Life was so much better for everyone 1000 years ago.
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-11-10
Especially during the "dark ages" (which I assume was black people's turn).
1 LeftyHyzer 2017-11-10
Amiri King got her pretty good with his "you mispelled "nobody wants to fuck me" "
1 websiteisgarbage 2017-11-10
Nick DiPalo is refreshing I admire the fact he sticks to the funny while a lot of people are just worried about offending people. Need more of these guys now.
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-11-10
I too admire his 30 minute rant on why the Bundy Ranchers were the new Patriots from the American Revolution
1 all_copacetic 2017-11-10
This twat looks like Shrek's girlfriend.
1 majestik6 2017-11-10
That's why she's raging out on Twitter. She's a female incel.
In all seriousness, these women are a delight. I'm not even kidding, this was my bread and butter when I was single. I could be balls deep in her tonight if I sent her a DM.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
And they're all willing to do "butt stuff".
1 FirstWDay 2017-11-10
This shows how short sighted and evil women are. They have sons, brothers, and fathers. They talk about them as if they are worthless because they have no sense of loyalty or the capacity to truly feel love. Love, for them, is being provided for and getting stuff.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-10
No, these ultrafeminist loons don't have husbands or sons - that's why they're ultrafeminist loons.
1 aTwinkForFez 2017-11-10
she looks like a sea monster. Some one save those people on the boat !
1 omfgdommy 2017-11-10
i feel like hes the only one left sometimes.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-11-10
Nick is consistently hilarious. He should be considered one of our untouchables.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-10
I love Niiiiiiick, I loooove Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
1 crybabyleftist 2017-11-10
I love crotchety old fucks that don't take shit from limp-wristed faggots. I'm starting to become one.
1 Anarox 2017-11-10
I love Nick but he should back down, the Twitter cunts will end his radioshow. Don't be a martyr, you don't have Ant money to survive this shit
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
Actually I think his wife's family is really well off.
I also think I have no evidence to support that statement.
1 Guinness525 2017-11-10
It's comforting to know that there are still genuine guys like DiPaolo in comedy.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-11-10
His show is over now. Write SiriusXM, please