Louis CK masturbated in front of me and then charged me money for it.

122  2017-11-10 by Tom_Stall

Did anyone else see Horace & Pete?

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I was smart enough to look away.

But this time none of the people watching were laughing.

Were they laughing in the first place?

Is he like the Virgil of sexual assault?

Who wouldn't!?

Heyo!

"During Ms. Goodman and Ms. Wolov’s surreal visit to Louis C.K.’s Aspen hotel room, they said they were holding onto each other, screaming and laughing in shock, as Louis C.K. masturbated in a chair. “We were paralyzed,” Ms. Goodman said. After he ejaculated on his stomach, they said, they fled. He called after them: “He was like, ‘Which one is Dana and which one is Julia?’” Ms. Goodman recalled."

There it is. There's the joke.