It's actually quite funny how much he reminds people that he is admired. Face it, the guy is\was a talented motherfucker, and they are not fit to wear his cum socks.
A zero-comedy Louie special where his precocious daughters and black wife confront him about his debauchery and everyone comes to a closure to score of modern jazz.
I just read a comment on another sub where a kid said that Louie should do a half confessional stand up like Patton Oswalt. That opinion is exactly why I hate some kids. Confessional comedy is fucking lame, and not what stand up is. Stand up isn't a fucking TED talk with some jokes sprinkled in, retard.
Listen, I know he wrote for a few shows, but if it were between writer Louis CK and actor Richard Grieco, I'm not getting throat-fucked on a dumpy couch in some warehouse by Louis.
i dont think those womens lives were ruined by having a fat man jack off in front of them once and he is maybe playing into the melodrama a little bit too much
No shit, but what is he going to say in a Hollywood apology?
"I think it was kinda shitty I blocked doors and jerked off in front of women but like, hey, you stupid cunt, it's not like I fucked you or anything."
Is that what it takes for thier to be any reason for justice? Thier lives have to be ruined? To have somebody dominate you against your will and be afraid that not participating in a sex act could end your career, which is how you eat and pay rent, is a horrible place to be not matter how minor you may see it.
He fucked up. I loved louie and now i have some thinking to do, but basically the animal tried to show its face and a few times he let it get the best of him.
I think the most important point is the power aspect. Its a small tight community, hes on top of it, and these people want to work in that field, and also they admired him. They were in a tight spot. Say no, and youll be back to the day job, say yes and well, gross.
Just once I'd like to see a man stand his ground. "Yeah I jerked off in front of them, I asked them first too. Then they sat there and watched." He made an entire career out of telling everyone what a gross pervert he is, just play on that. This is the man who said Sarah Palin had a Chinese family living in her cunt.
While I (and possibly even louie) agree with you, that's simply not a reasonable path that can be taken in this current climate. I think he did alright in this response, that last line was good.
I don't think it was great because the damage is done and nobody cares about his statement. They already started taking everything away from him due to the mere accusations, he's not even part of the equation anymore to them. What's worse is that the reaction was so strong, so fast, and so damning this is something he's going to be remembered for forever.
The worst part is that it's creepy and sexual in nature. See the thing about Mel was that he was just offensive. People can forgive offensive, women can overlook that. But nobody can overlook a weird embarrassing sexual fetish. Mel sits in a room of powerful execs and they see "guy who hates Jews and blacks" and I think at least half of them are okay with it, especially the women. They look at Louie and just see "bloated red fat man who jerked off in front of disinterested women," there's no respect there.
It's funny, if he were handsome I bet he could have gotten away with this whole thing.
I mean nothing he could have said would made this go away, but his approach of facing it head on and essentially saying "and now I go away" doesn't necessarily hurt him either.
I agree. These rumors had been around for years. If he was truly remorseful he would have addressed them then and apologized. Only when he started losing shit did he put this out. I believe heâs been asked for comment on this several times over the years and always refused.
Just wait until it's no longer just celebs but it's anyone you've ever had a sexual encounter with. Women see and women do. It's coming so let's hope it becomes such a problem that everyone says enough is enough, not everything is rape.
Honest enough.. now what... who fucking cares? The women could've walked away. That's what completely gets lost in this bullshit. Again... who fucking cares? What did these women gain from this? Zero.
it's truly absurd, they made every choice. MAYBE they can pull this shit with Weinstein who owns hollywood and is a career ender (even then the choice is made to have a career over dignity) or whatever, but Louis CK, 10 years ago???
I used to think the same too. But he grew into a pretentious smug cunt as he got more "famous". You can hear him change over the years on O&A. His stupid "open letter" regarding Trump last year did it for me. It's not him hating Trump that gets me, I could care less about that. It came across as condescending and i-know-better-than-you simpletons.
I am also disgusted with Jim Jeffries for the same reason. These are comedians, they are below the barrel filth and showed it on O&A. But they get a little taste of famous, and they sell out and turn into CK. It's almost predictable here on this sub, but Patrice was the total opposite of that and he deserves the respect he gets.
It's not him hating Trump that gets me, I could not care less about that. But it came across as condescending and i-know-better-than-you simpletons. It made me want to puke.
This can be said about so many people. I don't even give a shit about Trump personally. I just hate the way people act like they are in the know and everyone who disagrees with their perception of Trump has been bamboozled and is just too ignorant to see what a racist sexist he truly is. It's so fucking pretentious and sanctimonious it makes people physically ill, and now because of that he's the president of the united states.
I wasnât even aware of that âopen letterâ Louis wrote but just read about it, pretty cringe worthy. I guess really havenât followed Louisâs personal beliefs closely, I know he is pretty liberal & that doesnât bother me in the least but he does come across as blowhard. I was occasionally watching his show, his standup & listening to him when heâs on a radio show & I always thought he was funny but I never realized he had become a pretentious asshole until now.
Yeah I used to love him on the radio show. He had funny stories, but it seemed to become weird last few year. Like he was doing them a favor being there, and it was all about HIM, not just bullshitting with people.
I honestly don't care about anyone's beliefs. I am very right leaning, but I get the left point of view and I especially get thinking Trump is an ass. Its that condescending way that people get when they think their opinion somehow means more than anyones. I'm babbling. Once I get that feeling that they are talking down to me, I'm done.
And burn bridges he did. The stories I have heard from other comics are hilarious. There should have been a middle ground for him, he would have gone further. But he is only comic from the radio show that I can watch his stand up specials and laugh my ass off. Other than him, I never really find stand up that funny. They are skilled, but not like him.
I felt like I was the only one thinking this--it's shocking to me no one else is calling this out in the media or even on this sub--about him saying dick twice haha. Is he trying to be funny? I'm no PR expert but this does not seem a good occasion for that word.
She's a mother was the cringiest shit I have ever heard, a mother, a warcriminal, a Saudi sex slave conceier, a corporate lobbiest, all around super cunt, and possibly a murderer.
What lessons have you learned from this, gang? I learned that nothing really matters because at the end of the day a woman can still ruin your life and career for no reason with impunity
Heâs very smart by making it clear that he asked for consent & therefore did nothing illegal while making it sound like that wasnât the point of this whole statement which it was
Someone should have made a comparison of the comments about him today versus yesterday all over reddit and see how many people are suck up dildos that turned on him and then turned back.
It was a really well written piece in that regard. He really probably will get by on this. He is helped by the fact that his tours are mostly independent. He's not relying on a network.
Of course the immediate impact is going to be bad. He knows that. This is about playing the long game. I certainly don't mean that he'll, like, be hosting SNL next year, ya know?
This is more about salvaging a future for his career period.
He's fucked for about a week (or sooner lately it seems) until they find a new target to attack. I'm loving the chaos in general because it will lead us back to common sense by snapping most people out of this childish mentality most people have about life.
tl;dr If everyone's a pervert, nobody is a pervert or something.
overall it was as good as a statement as you could make, given the outrage machine behind it. no spacey gays, nothing to shoot holes at except the assumption everyone worshiped him. he made pooty tang back then, that was it
291 episodes of Conan starting in 93. No it doesn't make you a household name, but Late Nite is a huge deal in the comedy industry. Every comedian's goal is to get on tv. By 02-03 the only comics who wouldn't be aware of his being a fixture as a writer on Late Nite are the ones who were too big to care.
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me". This is basically the exact thing that ended Jamie Killstein's career. The woman had consensual sex with him. Then said he took advantage of her because she looked up to him. Holy shit 2017 is a shitty time to be alive.
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me".
I'd say that women generally want to be with a man they admire. If this is the standard of oppression in the current year, maybe this co-ed dating thing is too old-fashioned and traditional
It really is. This is officially insane. I believe Louis can come back from this, but it won't be easy in this climate. I find the timing of all this extremely suspect as well.
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me"
That's a pretty shit example of "power." I guess every musician or entertainer who fucked a groupie after asking for consent is a sexual assaulter and rapist now.
He should have written this same apology but in heavy 2008 Louis dialect.
"I was a shitty, cunty, faggot of a nigger for jerking my fucking spic cock in these whorecunt's ugly faces."
I know how cliche this sounds now, but this really is one trait people liked about Trump. Him and Charlie Sheen are the only 2 people I think to not back off at all from the media hounds.
Just imagine what would have happened if Trump apologized for grabbing pussy. It would have been the end of his campaign.
These people are like hyenas that ask for permission before they tear apart your carcass. And there are people that are so fucking stupid that they grant them permission.
What was his goal here? The has article already impacted his career. The statement says he agrees it was wrong because he had power over these women, not directly mind you, but because they admired and looked up to him. Which is such a cuck thought process. Don't women want to be with men they admire? He rolls over giving the sjw's exactly what they want, a powerful white man agreeing that pretty much that white men have implicit power over women.
ITS NOT EVEN ENOUGH!
Twitter blows up not even happy with his apology. So many comments about "admire this, admire that",hamstering and misunderstanding his point completely. His point is that the small influence of having someone admire or look up to you DOES mean you have power over them, which is mental.
The lesson is SJW's are not on your side and are never satiated.
The level of calculation in this statement is crazy. Whenever he describes the situation, he repeats the term admire. So this is just innocent hero worship being taken advantage of. He stops using it when he expresses his remorse at the final paragraph, repeating regret, and describing pain and anguish of the situation.
He had a moment of faux-wisdom, at first he was like 'ah fuck that its nothing' but then he became all sage and fatherly and mistakenly decided 'no, no, for the good of my daughters yadda yadda take my medicine'.
Its probably dawning on him now that his initial instincts were right and its just opportunists looking to blow an error out of proportion.
The punishment now must of course be complete annihilation, the uppity offense monkeys very quickly and conveniently forgetting any sense of moderation, the punishment must fit the crime, unless you're some media tattle tale on a commission.
Here's what Louis should have done.
Private offense: private reparation.
Damage to womans career? : use influence to help set career back on track.
Offended? : Apologize.
Mentally scarred? (doubtful): Pay compensation.
Punitive ruling : Louis has to be disgusted as those women were, so, Louis lying under a glass table while Artie squats....or....witness a child birth.
You'd think people would realize by now that you can't appease these people. Once you show weakness it's like a shark tasting blood. They aren't just gonna stop. The really pathetic part is how quick pussified men are to distance themselves from a guy for some ridiculous horse shit like this.
Actually he shut these jackals up. He went into damage control mode because the worst thing would be if women started making up that he actually assaulted them. If he doesn't look contrite now, he's opening himself up for tons of false accusations. He'd have to spend millions defending himself from lawsuits. Sometimes it's better to just call it quits
So consent doesn't even matter anymore....? Unless it was a sex for stagetime transaction what the hell kind of abuse are they blathering about? Louis doesn't understand this lumps him in with Spacey and Weinstein, two more heinous abusers.
I hate to get all serious here, but I'm genuinely afraid for the future of our culture. When those pandering youtube faux-intellectuals talk about Marxism it's easy to write them off, but if we're defining all sexual relationships in terms of inherent power dynamics then we're all fucked. Are we going to need a power and privilege rubric to determine if a particular sexual pairing is acceptable and, if it is, who must be responsible for initiating it? Is it 'crossing the line' for a rich person to proposition a poor one? What about a drunk, black, female celebrity? If she asks a cab driver to lick her shitter, is that rape or reparations? And who's raping?
If a cop pulled a woman over and asked "any chance you'd be willing to watch me masturbate?" well that's a situation where power makes it unacceptable. There is a mutually understood potential for consequences if she says 'no.' Voluntarily going to a hotel room with someone who you think is talented is not such a situation.
And now I'll get into my real conspiracy bullshit. All of this is designed just to hurt middle class white people. Who else would allow themselves to be told how to sit, how to flirt, how to adhere to an arbitrary set of acceptable words that changes every 6 months? Go to East New York and tell some of the homies that 'women are walking the streets in midtown Manhattan in constant fear of being cordially invited up to a celebrity's hotel room.'
This reminds me of a classic sci-fi novel called Return From The Stars by Stanislaw Lem in which an astronaut returns to Earth after being in cryosleep during a 200 year mission. The Earth he returns to is ruled by women (lesbians) and men are castrated as preteens. These men are small, weak, and subordinate to women.
You're confusing what it is that I'm criticizing. We can all agree that when he asked his 'colleagues' to watch him, it was inappropriate. It's good to acknowledge that workplace sex is utterly utterly completely ubiquitous in TV and film, but yes anyone could be fired from a job where they sexually proposition their colleagues.
That's not what the article is complaining about though, is it? It uses the language of victimization, even when people who were not his colleagues agreed to watch him and then later didn't like that it made them feel icky. It lauds Louis for "making audiences laugh about hypocrisy â especially male hypocrisy." It validates implicitly the opinions of a woman who said yes and then âI think the big piece of why I said yes was because of the culture,â she continued. âHe abused his power.â His alleged power is blamed, the alleged culture is blamed, but there is no personal responsibility.
Oh I don't really have sympathy for the women who told him yes at all. But the others, especially the woman on the phone, that was inappropriate for sure.
The real problem I have with him is denying it for so long.
Even the woman on the phone.. she could've just hung up. And like if it made her feel uncomfortable, stop associating with him. It's not something that should come back a decade later to destroy someone's career. It should extend no further than their own personal relationship.
That's not correct at all. I have consultants I bring into my job. They are paid to do one thing and leave. They are considered my coworkers as far as laws are concerned even though I don't see them day in/out.
To look at it positively, none of these accused people are in trouble with the law. They're just being yelled at by a bunch of low-lifes on the internet. As long as you have confidence in yourself to know you're in the right, and have people around you that feel the same way, its all good at the end of the day. Fuck what everybody says. Also, not jerking off in front of people for sick pleasure would help you avoid this
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I'm pretty relieved that shit wasn't quite like this when I was growing up at least, by the time this mentality really started permeating the media I was old enough to think and reject it.
Just a reminder! He could have come clean a year ago. Instead he chose to make these comments.
You didnât feel any compulsion to address the Gawker stuff? Iâve never seen you talk about it. Well, you canât touch stuff like that. Thereâs one more thing I want to say about this, and itâs important: If you need your public profile to be all positive, youâre sick in the head. I do the work I do, and what happens next I canât look after. So my thing is that I try to speak to the work whenever I can. Just to the work and not to my life.
"I cannot believe this famous person used his fame to get chicks to consent, how could he not have known better"
It's a fucking cliche how you get famous and you get pussy, you get rich and you try to get more pussy. He's guilty of being a fucking man who had a bit of power and some girls were into it, and then decided a DECADE later they weren't.
Nice try, sexual predator. I bet your one of those fucking rapist that actually tries to initiate sexual situations with a woman like she has any agency. Disgusting.
It's honestly disgusting how some people think it's okay to have any sort of sexuality as a man and actually try to embrace it and become sexual with a woman. Don't they realize the years and years of suffering you could potentially cause some weak, pathetic excuse for a woman by asking her to be sexual with you? Some people just think they can get away with anything.
Louis literally did nothing wrong. It isnt the fault of a man who knows what he wants and asks for it, that women are panicky weak people who roll over and let others use them like door mats.
Exactly. I bet if they said 'no,' to him, there would be zero repercussions. That's just an excuse because they are horrible "comedians." If they consented, Louie was gonna boost their career? Well, it doesn't seem like he did that, so this was not an exchange of sexual favors for professional ones. You don't get to act like you're a victim when you literally verbally consented. Holy shit..
Yep. Both valid points. They jumped on a hype train and will gain nothing. As a matter of fact they fucked over innocent people that worked on his movie or for CK directly. For what... he didnât assault them. From what I read, they were laughing. Iď¸ get his point about abusing power but give me a break.
maybe i really am a sexist because that was how you talk to a child or retarded friend. really, you "can hardly wrap [your head around the scope hurt]..." fuck louis and the women who pretended to be scarred by seeing a mexican cock that HBO aired on television for giggles. this is moronic from all angles
also, solid humble brag. must be hard for a woman being so intoxicated by a fat ginger penguin that you are physically (and apparently legally) unable to say nah i don't want you to cum in my presence (despite how long it probably takes for this fat fuck to undress).
Hope people don't hold this against him for the rest of whatever he does with his career. He's being accountable and seems contrite. Some people merit being forgiven. The current culture's vindictiveness and hunger for targets to receive swift and merciless banishment is unnerving. This attitude of the moral elite has become a tad "toxic," dare I say.
The comments on the front page article are actually making me sick. What the fuck is wrong with this website? They've gotten such a bloodlust with taking people down the past couple of weeks they're just tearing apart Louie because he tried to engage in consensual sex acts with people who respected him. Every woman wants to be with someone better than them in some way.
now that the dust has settled, the fact is he pretty much asked them, and if anything the "he blocked the door" (his version of the Richard Gere hamster asshole legend) is not disproven and made more anodyne.
The thing you need to leanr most of all from this is not to preach to people any fucking more.
What a load of shit but he can hardly be honest can he. If it's now sexual assault to use your talent/fame to get sexual favours then someone needs to hunt down Mick Jagger he's been at it for years.
But anything less than a grovelling apology was going to suffice for the public who want blood.
The difference is women wanted to be fucked and harrased by famous beautiful Celebs so they can have a feather in their cap during their sextile and the city clichĂŠ night out. Weinstein and Luis both look like they should be banned from preschools nationwide. Ryan Gosling wouldn't have to answer to shit.
Shockingly the guy who described himself in his own show as an "aficionado of masturbation" has weird masturbatory fetishes. This world is full of retards.
Who would have known that the guy who got a handjob in an abandoned construction site, while the pimp was watching, showed his dick to a retarded girl and let his dog eat cream cheese off his balls jacked off in front of few unfunny cunts. I'm shocked.
it's truly absurd, they made every choice. MAYBE they can pull this shit with Weinstein who owns hollywood and is a career ender (even then the choice is made to have a career over dignity) or whatever, but Louis CK, 10 years ago???
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1 LoloTheRogan 2017-11-10
Opie sucks
1 crookedmile 2017-11-10
I'm not going to lie, this sentiment is going to keep this community together strong.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-10
He has breasts as a man as well. Maybe he was raped by Luis because of this and that is why Luis never comes back on his show?
OpieRapeio could be his new designation.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-10
still got you tagged as dude who threatened suicide.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-11-10
Still have him tagged as dude I wish had killed himself.
1 Dogcatchdog 2017-11-10
Hes tagged as stupid chink to me
1 Vipad 2017-11-10
Preach brotherman.
1 OlShotgunFace 2017-11-10
You know, you're not wrong
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-11-10
Sniff
1 thrillated 2017-11-10
ME: THANK YOU!!!
1 Irishnavy33 2017-11-10
I know fuck opie
1 opiesucks 2017-11-10
Hear hear!
1 opiesucks 2017-11-10
Agreed.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-10
I was eagerly waiting for a peckahs or tss
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-10
Me too, or a Vos plug.
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-11-10
Tschhh tschhh. Louisch Schee Kayy? Why not Louisch Blind L okay... Or schumthin alright ya schee?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-10
chip vos would be the greatest character
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-10
Uhhh WAIT WAIT....
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-10
( )====| -)~ ~~
1 yourunconscious 2017-11-10
I was laughing at this considering how well written it was đ
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-11-10
Where is Vos pefrorming?
1 wgtragic 2017-11-10
Thursday, November 30
The Comedy Club at The Carlson Rochestor NY
1 --DC-- 2017-11-10
Thank you, duly noted.
1 terrapin_bound 2017-11-10
Sweet
1 SHITDlCK 2017-11-10
Yuck
1 dougfunny86 2017-11-10
What'd you expect
1 FuckShitFart 2017-11-10
but I don't want this to end yet...
1 zenicaone 2017-11-10
dont worry - it will not
once you admit and apologize they only come harder after you.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
There's always a spot for him on Compound Media.
1 Dennyislife 2017-11-10
Me me me me me me me
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-10
It's actually quite funny how much he reminds people that he is admired. Face it, the guy is\was a talented motherfucker, and they are not fit to wear his cum socks.
1 GWARscientist 2017-11-10
Cue the sex rehab & late night talk show apology tour.
1 mogerroor 2017-11-10
A zero-comedy Louie special where his precocious daughters and black wife confront him about his debauchery and everyone comes to a closure to score of modern jazz.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
I just read a comment on another sub where a kid said that Louie should do a half confessional stand up like Patton Oswalt. That opinion is exactly why I hate some kids. Confessional comedy is fucking lame, and not what stand up is. Stand up isn't a fucking TED talk with some jokes sprinkled in, retard.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-11-10
He thanked his ex-wife? Ewwwwwwww
1 crookedmile 2017-11-10
Admiration? In 2002!? Nigga, you wrote and directed Pootie Tang, that's it.
1 Mud- 2017-11-10
PootieTang is awesome
1 TravisBickle1990 2017-11-10
Even Louie thinks that movie sucks.
1 PassProtect15 2017-11-10
Agreed, but not for the reasons Louis wanted
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-10
i'm all in with the bad-good movies, bht PootieTang is flat out boring and unfunny
1 urethral_lobotomy 2017-11-10
He was a head writer on a few different shows too.
1 crookedmile 2017-11-10
Listen, I know he wrote for a few shows, but if it were between writer Louis CK and actor Richard Grieco, I'm not getting throat-fucked on a dumpy couch in some warehouse by Louis.
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-11-10
Richard Grieco is really just a dime-store John Stamos.
But that said, I'd give him access just for the story.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2017-11-10
One of which even lasted for more than one season!
The Midas Touch that man did not develop until much later.
Possibly only managed to properly hone his craft after he stopped sitting around pulling his pud all the time.
1 slappymcnutface 2017-11-10
Still, he was in the business and making money.
That's light years above where these women were at the time.
1 TravisBickle1990 2017-11-10
Louie was well known to other stand ups by then.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2017-11-10
True. Louie was hosting Family Feud by '02.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-10
According to him, musicians fucking groupies is sexual assault.
1 majestik6 2017-11-10
Oh, you KNOW that's going to happen. Give it a month and we'll start hearing the accusations.
1 HolyAero 2017-11-10
Fucking yuck.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-10
Post modernist Louie is such a faggot.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-11-10
Louie isn't the problem: Post Modernism is.
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-11-10
What a fucking pussy.
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-11-10
please repost this somehwere with ''I will now step back and take a long time to listen, to rich vos...''
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-10
He's trying to worm his way out of this, but it won't be enough. The feminazis want blood.
Also, FX won't un-cancel his show now. The damage is already done.
1 Bangunss 2017-11-10
I've sent complaints to Netflix demanding they remove all trace of him.
1 JMueller2012 2017-11-10
âItâs a wild showâ
1 Skafia 2017-11-10
Booo.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-11-10
ewwww
1 JMueller2012 2017-11-10
âAll I ask is to be blownâŚfirstâŚbefore the jacuzzi.â
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-10
That's a ludicrous request, but at least there are not any consequences for not following it. I'll just go back to my non-immolated house then.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
You don't ask. You demand it, because you deserve it.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
You can't fuck up his beautiful prose.
He does not appear to be asking anything, here..
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2017-11-10
Sounds like a reasonable request.
1 CompletelyLivesIt 2017-11-10
FUCK IT
1 IAmA_Liar_AMA 2017-11-10
This is the best
1 dlc_protocol 2017-11-10
I'm surprised this wasnt a chip roll
1 hSUitMSi 2017-11-10
i dont think those womens lives were ruined by having a fat man jack off in front of them once and he is maybe playing into the melodrama a little bit too much
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-11-10
If what he did is a crime, the entire viewing audience of Lucky Louie was a victim.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-10
Can i still get in on the class action suit if i am not from the US and torrented it?
1 sherockradio 2017-11-10
Horace and Pete was nothing if not a ten hour jerk session
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-10
Hooracee and pete
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-10
No shit, but what is he going to say in a Hollywood apology?
"I think it was kinda shitty I blocked doors and jerked off in front of women but like, hey, you stupid cunt, it's not like I fucked you or anything."
1 frrunkis 2017-11-10
He never blocked any doors
Two women said 'Sure, go for it' and laughed whilst he did it in front of them
Another women said yes and was completely OK with it but apparently now feels weird about why she said yes saying it had to do with the 'culture'
Another women said no which he respected
And finally he apparently jerked it whilst on the phone to a woman. To me that's the only damning thing about all of this
1 PaintedPicture 2017-11-10
Yes but think about the "predicament" these women had to endure.
1 iSOBigD 2017-11-10
Whenst will it all end??
1 panjshirlion 2017-11-10
Stop saying whilst.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
Whomst do you think you are to tell him what to say?
1 mwc501 2017-11-10
Is that what it takes for thier to be any reason for justice? Thier lives have to be ruined? To have somebody dominate you against your will and be afraid that not participating in a sex act could end your career, which is how you eat and pay rent, is a horrible place to be not matter how minor you may see it.
He fucked up. I loved louie and now i have some thinking to do, but basically the animal tried to show its face and a few times he let it get the best of him.
I think the most important point is the power aspect. Its a small tight community, hes on top of it, and these people want to work in that field, and also they admired him. They were in a tight spot. Say no, and youll be back to the day job, say yes and well, gross.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-11-10
thier
1 WindiPaper 2017-11-10
He plugged all his shows ha
1 PassProtect15 2017-11-10
Heresch the thing about rape. I kill on TV.
1 WiretapStudios 2017-11-10
Want to watch me jerk off in front of a dryer... door?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-11-10
I raped my date, now I'm dodgin' her!
1 HerbinTheHorrible 2017-11-10
That's hilarious
1 LamarThePotato 2017-11-10
He could at least plug Rich Vos, who will be at Comedy Connection Rhode Island Fri, Nov 17 to Sat, Nov 18.
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1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-10
the hardest struggle was to write Better Things (airing February 15th on FX, 8pm Thursdays EST FX), or just Better Things etc
1 WindiPaper 2017-11-10
He may go on the Chip Podacast now though at least
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-10
We see them on the way up, and then again on the way back down.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-11-10
Women are faggots. They angrily strive to turn those they admire into faggots.
Congratulations to those talentless guitar playing faggot hacks
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
And then they can run around acting like they earned it like Amy Schumer did.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-11-10
Is fatso cokelogic still saying it's all made up; or has he killed himself yet?
1 CommanderCock 2017-11-10
Oh, Louis, you filthy spic kike.
1 flip0pilf 2017-11-10
This is pathetic groveling by a man who's just lost a lot.
I understand the motives behind the statements Louis made, but I'm very disappointed in him for actually making them.
He did nothing wrong. He is being punished for being a successful male in 2017.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-10
Just once I'd like to see a man stand his ground. "Yeah I jerked off in front of them, I asked them first too. Then they sat there and watched." He made an entire career out of telling everyone what a gross pervert he is, just play on that. This is the man who said Sarah Palin had a Chinese family living in her cunt.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-11-10
While I (and possibly even louie) agree with you, that's simply not a reasonable path that can be taken in this current climate. I think he did alright in this response, that last line was good.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-10
I don't think it was great because the damage is done and nobody cares about his statement. They already started taking everything away from him due to the mere accusations, he's not even part of the equation anymore to them. What's worse is that the reaction was so strong, so fast, and so damning this is something he's going to be remembered for forever.
The worst part is that it's creepy and sexual in nature. See the thing about Mel was that he was just offensive. People can forgive offensive, women can overlook that. But nobody can overlook a weird embarrassing sexual fetish. Mel sits in a room of powerful execs and they see "guy who hates Jews and blacks" and I think at least half of them are okay with it, especially the women. They look at Louie and just see "bloated red fat man who jerked off in front of disinterested women," there's no respect there.
It's funny, if he were handsome I bet he could have gotten away with this whole thing.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-11-10
I mean nothing he could have said would made this go away, but his approach of facing it head on and essentially saying "and now I go away" doesn't necessarily hurt him either.
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-11-10
The real lesson here, is to never side with these people. Mel never did, and heâs fine
1 SlamballReunionTour 2017-11-10
He really is a Last Action Hero
1 HugininuM 2017-11-10
Mel sniffs them out and keeps them in line too.
1 TayNez 2017-11-10
If only there was a Handsome Louie Twitter account.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
Some things in this world are beyond the scope of photoshop.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
Gotta crack a few eggs, right gang?
1 Aemon12 2017-11-10
He could turn around and say these women violated his privacy. They came into his hotel room and watched it willingly and then told everyone about.
Hell, they should be apologizing to Louis.
1 oandauser 2017-11-10
I agree. These rumors had been around for years. If he was truly remorseful he would have addressed them then and apologized. Only when he started losing shit did he put this out. I believe heâs been asked for comment on this several times over the years and always refused.
1 HerbinTheHorrible 2017-11-10
Right, what's next - he won't say nigger anymore on his comedy sets?
1 Afghan_Whig 2017-11-10
"When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't." -Louis CK
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2017-11-10
So even if you ask permission, if you're a celebrity it's still rape...
1 Austernpilz 2017-11-10
1 Rockletim 2017-11-10
Hah! I know for a fact all my sexual partners hated me. It feels good to be on the high ground..
1 Austernpilz 2017-11-10
According to the ginger mexican that is the only morally pure kind of love. Good for you!
1 Rockletim 2017-11-10
Im a hero, I guess.
1 Austernpilz 2017-11-10
Beacon of light is what you are, you sweet boy you.
1 Rockletim 2017-11-10
All that crippling shame about my sexual inadequacies turned out to be good. What a relief!
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-10
*An hero
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
Just wait until it's no longer just celebs but it's anyone you've ever had a sexual encounter with. Women see and women do. It's coming so let's hope it becomes such a problem that everyone says enough is enough, not everything is rape.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-11-10
There's always a backlash to everything. The sky's not falling.
1 Bangunss 2017-11-10
The moral of the story is that if someone admires you then you can't ask them anything.
1 --DC-- 2017-11-10
And THAT is what "Fuck you money" is all about.
1 SideGrowthFrom1977 2017-11-10
Honest enough.. now what... who fucking cares? The women could've walked away. That's what completely gets lost in this bullshit. Again... who fucking cares? What did these women gain from this? Zero.
1 fish_flower 2017-11-10
it's truly absurd, they made every choice. MAYBE they can pull this shit with Weinstein who owns hollywood and is a career ender (even then the choice is made to have a career over dignity) or whatever, but Louis CK, 10 years ago???
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
They gain power, knowing they are dragging down an evil male. I hate CK, but these women are cunts.
1 Sicboy69 2017-11-10
Why do you hate Louis? Heâs a funny motherfucker & was always great on the show.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
I used to think the same too. But he grew into a pretentious smug cunt as he got more "famous". You can hear him change over the years on O&A. His stupid "open letter" regarding Trump last year did it for me. It's not him hating Trump that gets me, I could care less about that. It came across as condescending and i-know-better-than-you simpletons.
I am also disgusted with Jim Jeffries for the same reason. These are comedians, they are below the barrel filth and showed it on O&A. But they get a little taste of famous, and they sell out and turn into CK. It's almost predictable here on this sub, but Patrice was the total opposite of that and he deserves the respect he gets.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
This can be said about so many people. I don't even give a shit about Trump personally. I just hate the way people act like they are in the know and everyone who disagrees with their perception of Trump has been bamboozled and is just too ignorant to see what a racist sexist he truly is. It's so fucking pretentious and sanctimonious it makes people physically ill, and now because of that he's the president of the united states.
1 Sicboy69 2017-11-10
I wasnât even aware of that âopen letterâ Louis wrote but just read about it, pretty cringe worthy. I guess really havenât followed Louisâs personal beliefs closely, I know he is pretty liberal & that doesnât bother me in the least but he does come across as blowhard. I was occasionally watching his show, his standup & listening to him when heâs on a radio show & I always thought he was funny but I never realized he had become a pretentious asshole until now.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
Yeah I used to love him on the radio show. He had funny stories, but it seemed to become weird last few year. Like he was doing them a favor being there, and it was all about HIM, not just bullshitting with people.
I honestly don't care about anyone's beliefs. I am very right leaning, but I get the left point of view and I especially get thinking Trump is an ass. Its that condescending way that people get when they think their opinion somehow means more than anyones. I'm babbling. Once I get that feeling that they are talking down to me, I'm done.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
That's why Patrice never blew up. He's said it multiple times that he's a professional bridge burner.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
And burn bridges he did. The stories I have heard from other comics are hilarious. There should have been a middle ground for him, he would have gone further. But he is only comic from the radio show that I can watch his stand up specials and laugh my ass off. Other than him, I never really find stand up that funny. They are skilled, but not like him.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-10
His official statement and he uses the word ' dick '?
This is false flag and I ain't gettin fooled.
Poor Luis. Everybody hate him now and call him " typical Mexican raper " and say " Go back to Mexico and rape a beans you spick nigger "
Makes me sick.
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-10
I miss u babe
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-11-10
My love for u burns with the power of all the Sunshine in the Universe.
1 Trueduhtective 2017-11-10
deportlouis
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2017-11-10
I felt like I was the only one thinking this--it's shocking to me no one else is calling this out in the media or even on this sub--about him saying dick twice haha. Is he trying to be funny? I'm no PR expert but this does not seem a good occasion for that word.
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-11-10
If he kept one woman from pursuing comedy as a career, then I say itâs worth it.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-10
The only thing women are good for is brining pork shoulder and tap dancing.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-11-10
Specific
1 Blink-Blink 2017-11-10
The truth normally is.
1 Gunnerpants 2017-11-10
Is there a name for this kind of behavior? The Louis special?
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
It used to be called Flashing or Mopery.
1 alamanluke 2017-11-10
What a fruit.
1 UnclePaulsHardDrive 2017-11-10
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
Who do people who tell me Trump is literally Hitler (he's not) also want me to give up my guns?
Shouldn't I be ready to fight Hitler?
1 -northlondonisred 2017-11-10
Now apologise for endorsing Hillary...
1 Anarox 2017-11-10
She's a mother was the cringiest shit I have ever heard, a mother, a warcriminal, a Saudi sex slave conceier, a corporate lobbiest, all around super cunt, and possibly a murderer.
1 Jungies 2017-11-10
....who decorates her house with furniture stolen from her job.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-11-10
What lessons have you learned from this, gang? I learned that nothing really matters because at the end of the day a woman can still ruin your life and career for no reason with impunity
1 xxmikekxx 2017-11-10
Heâs very smart by making it clear that he asked for consent & therefore did nothing illegal while making it sound like that wasnât the point of this whole statement which it was
1 GableXX 2017-11-10
Louie will be forgiven. I've asked women if they want to see my dick. It's not illegal, just weird and aggressive.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
Be an alpha like Louis and stare them in the eye while you make cumsies.
1 A_Meat_Popsicle 2017-11-10
We live in strange times.
1 JeanLucPicardAND 2017-11-10
1 ClownFartExpress 2017-11-10
And your FX show never suffered.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-11-10
I believe you 100% that your dick is weird.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
Someone should have made a comparison of the comments about him today versus yesterday all over reddit and see how many people are suck up dildos that turned on him and then turned back.
1 GrandeJoe 2017-11-10
It was a really well written piece in that regard. He really probably will get by on this. He is helped by the fact that his tours are mostly independent. He's not relying on a network.
1 beardogomez 2017-11-10
Lol, not according to the immediate impact. He's fucked.
1 GrandeJoe 2017-11-10
Of course the immediate impact is going to be bad. He knows that. This is about playing the long game. I certainly don't mean that he'll, like, be hosting SNL next year, ya know?
This is more about salvaging a future for his career period.
1 KanyeFaraday 2017-11-10
He needs to go on TV and cry. I think it's the only way he saves himself.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
He's fucked for about a week (or sooner lately it seems) until they find a new target to attack. I'm loving the chaos in general because it will lead us back to common sense by snapping most people out of this childish mentality most people have about life.
tl;dr If everyone's a pervert, nobody is a pervert or something.
1 Jungies 2017-11-10
You're underestimating the public's hunger to see someone bleed; the Romans held gladiator fights for hundreds of years.
Victims sell papers; and if you can't find 'em you make 'em.
1 glassinformoosesoup 2017-11-10
I think you're overestimating the general public's attention span
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
Actually you make a good point. It used to be sports and war that satiated that thirst but now it's developing into this.
1 humanmeat 2017-11-10
overall it was as good as a statement as you could make, given the outrage machine behind it. no spacey gays, nothing to shoot holes at except the assumption everyone worshiped him. he made pooty tang back then, that was it
1 packitchofsositch 2017-11-10
291 episodes of Conan starting in 93. No it doesn't make you a household name, but Late Nite is a huge deal in the comedy industry. Every comedian's goal is to get on tv. By 02-03 the only comics who wouldn't be aware of his being a fixture as a writer on Late Nite are the ones who were too big to care.
1 humanmeat 2017-11-10
you are correct sir, look at me forgetting about that
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-10
Women are hoping to take over the entertainment industry.
1 everythingbagelcc 2017-11-10
Comedians. Comedians never changes.
1 Joemomma101 2017-11-10
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me". This is basically the exact thing that ended Jamie Killstein's career. The woman had consensual sex with him. Then said he took advantage of her because she looked up to him. Holy shit 2017 is a shitty time to be alive.
1 Thelonius16 2017-11-10
Who?
1 Joemomma101 2017-11-10
Mike Jones
1 VicDumb 2017-11-10
Who?
1 Joemomma101 2017-11-10
Mike Jones
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
Jones
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-11-10
Something something Brian Killgore
1 Blink-Blink 2017-11-10
Spam on the brink?
1 bamrightinthecoota 2017-11-10
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
But the bulk of these women didn't want anything sexual from him.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-10
There's a storm coming. A rape storm.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
RapeStormAhBrewing would be a pretty solid username.
1 Ginaraquel47 2017-11-10
It really is. This is officially insane. I believe Louis can come back from this, but it won't be easy in this climate. I find the timing of all this extremely suspect as well.
1 iSOBigD 2017-11-10
It's like men accusing all women or rape because "The power they had was that we were attracted to them".
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-11-10
He stinks and i dont like'em
1 momomike 2017-11-10
what a pussy
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-11-10
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me"
That's a pretty shit example of "power." I guess every musician or entertainer who fucked a groupie after asking for consent is a sexual assaulter and rapist now.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-11-10
If you are a fat ugly guy you gave to use power and admiration to get paid. I don't get this.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-11-10
Don't be fat and ugly then
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
Exactly my first thoughts. We'd better start rounding up anyone that's ever been in a band that played bigger gigs than their local bar.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-10
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1510311429297.png
1 the_opester 2017-11-10
tl;dr
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-10
He should have written this same apology but in heavy 2008 Louis dialect.
"I was a shitty, cunty, faggot of a nigger for jerking my fucking spic cock in these whorecunt's ugly faces."
1 Austernpilz 2017-11-10
Goodbye Louis. Wrong fucking move. They probed for weakness, now they got it.
1 turnthemaround 2017-11-10
I know how cliche this sounds now, but this really is one trait people liked about Trump. Him and Charlie Sheen are the only 2 people I think to not back off at all from the media hounds.
1 Austernpilz 2017-11-10
Just imagine what would have happened if Trump apologized for grabbing pussy. It would have been the end of his campaign.
These people are like hyenas that ask for permission before they tear apart your carcass. And there are people that are so fucking stupid that they grant them permission.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
Don't forget about Andy Dick. Dude just does what he does.
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-10
If you check the twitter moments they're all appalled by this statement
1 edifonzo 2017-11-10
What was his goal here? The has article already impacted his career. The statement says he agrees it was wrong because he had power over these women, not directly mind you, but because they admired and looked up to him. Which is such a cuck thought process. Don't women want to be with men they admire? He rolls over giving the sjw's exactly what they want, a powerful white man agreeing that pretty much that white men have implicit power over women.
ITS NOT EVEN ENOUGH!
Twitter blows up not even happy with his apology. So many comments about "admire this, admire that",hamstering and misunderstanding his point completely. His point is that the small influence of having someone admire or look up to you DOES mean you have power over them, which is mental.
The lesson is SJW's are not on your side and are never satiated.
1 SavePoonerman 2017-11-10
What a fucking headline, "Man asks women if he can jerk off, women say yes, come back to ruin his career years later"
No means No, but Yes also means No if she decides later to fuck with your well being.
1 sgtpepper5987 2017-11-10
That's the modern women and the "consent rescinding" movement....fuck you once then a little later in life they REALLY fuck you.
1 ArtificePink 2017-11-10
Grovelling cuck.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-10
He might have saved his skin here. I think he'll come back actually.
1 Spokker 2017-11-10
Should have said he not only did it, but that he'll do it again.
1 Gimpo 2017-11-10
The level of calculation in this statement is crazy. Whenever he describes the situation, he repeats the term admire. So this is just innocent hero worship being taken advantage of. He stops using it when he expresses his remorse at the final paragraph, repeating regret, and describing pain and anguish of the situation.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
Jesus Christ, he writes it like he's an adult taking advantage of retard kids. That's where we are with women these days.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-11-10
Was waiting for the Vos plug at the end and was disappointed.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-10
he even apologizes gayly.
1 ThePittWolf 2017-11-10
Another day, another nutless ginger
1 turnthemaround 2017-11-10
Wow, totally caved. He shouldâve did a video which would give him more freedom to really show how stupid this is
Heâs trying to please people who probably were never fans and will never take him back, and in the process pushing away comedy fans.
1 SKARx317 2017-11-10
Proof read for a chip roll
1 Anarox 2017-11-10
Always.
1 Rockletim 2017-11-10
Louie can hardly wrap his head around the scope of the hurt he has brought on me with this fucking pathetic grovelling apology.
1 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2017-11-10
He had a moment of faux-wisdom, at first he was like 'ah fuck that its nothing' but then he became all sage and fatherly and mistakenly decided 'no, no, for the good of my daughters yadda yadda take my medicine'.
Its probably dawning on him now that his initial instincts were right and its just opportunists looking to blow an error out of proportion.
The punishment now must of course be complete annihilation, the uppity offense monkeys very quickly and conveniently forgetting any sense of moderation, the punishment must fit the crime, unless you're some media tattle tale on a commission.
Here's what Louis should have done. Private offense: private reparation. Damage to womans career? : use influence to help set career back on track. Offended? : Apologize. Mentally scarred? (doubtful): Pay compensation. Punitive ruling : Louis has to be disgusted as those women were, so, Louis lying under a glass table while Artie squats....or....witness a child birth.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
You'd think people would realize by now that you can't appease these people. Once you show weakness it's like a shark tasting blood. They aren't just gonna stop. The really pathetic part is how quick pussified men are to distance themselves from a guy for some ridiculous horse shit like this.
1 SayntJ 2017-11-10
What a gutless bald ginger fuck. Doesnât he know, after all this time, that apologizing doesnât do anything but encourage these jackals?
1 Aemon12 2017-11-10
Actually he shut these jackals up. He went into damage control mode because the worst thing would be if women started making up that he actually assaulted them. If he doesn't look contrite now, he's opening himself up for tons of false accusations. He'd have to spend millions defending himself from lawsuits. Sometimes it's better to just call it quits
1 lawntoilet 2017-11-10
He's not gutless, he's actually very fat.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-11-10
Why do jews like forcing people to watch them jerk off?
1 Lilcumia 2017-11-10
No apology.
1 BendyStrawBandit 2017-11-10
So consent doesn't even matter anymore....? Unless it was a sex for stagetime transaction what the hell kind of abuse are they blathering about? Louis doesn't understand this lumps him in with Spacey and Weinstein, two more heinous abusers.
1 mb0087 2017-11-10
Why not just bang them instead?
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
I hate to get all serious here, but I'm genuinely afraid for the future of our culture. When those pandering youtube faux-intellectuals talk about Marxism it's easy to write them off, but if we're defining all sexual relationships in terms of inherent power dynamics then we're all fucked. Are we going to need a power and privilege rubric to determine if a particular sexual pairing is acceptable and, if it is, who must be responsible for initiating it? Is it 'crossing the line' for a rich person to proposition a poor one? What about a drunk, black, female celebrity? If she asks a cab driver to lick her shitter, is that rape or reparations? And who's raping?
If a cop pulled a woman over and asked "any chance you'd be willing to watch me masturbate?" well that's a situation where power makes it unacceptable. There is a mutually understood potential for consequences if she says 'no.' Voluntarily going to a hotel room with someone who you think is talented is not such a situation.
And now I'll get into my real conspiracy bullshit. All of this is designed just to hurt middle class white people. Who else would allow themselves to be told how to sit, how to flirt, how to adhere to an arbitrary set of acceptable words that changes every 6 months? Go to East New York and tell some of the homies that 'women are walking the streets in midtown Manhattan in constant fear of being cordially invited up to a celebrity's hotel room.'
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-11-10
they won't stop until men have repudiated all traces of masculinity and are effectively castrated.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
I resent the fact that they've turned me into the kind of person who will respond to you with...
White men.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-11-10
Oh yeah I'm sure they really care about sexual harassment in the inner city.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
That was my point.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-11-10
I was agreeing
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
Strangers in the night...
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
Exchanging glances...
1 heelers 2017-11-10
This reminds me of a classic sci-fi novel called Return From The Stars by Stanislaw Lem in which an astronaut returns to Earth after being in cryosleep during a 200 year mission. The Earth he returns to is ruled by women (lesbians) and men are castrated as preteens. These men are small, weak, and subordinate to women.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-11-10
You just described the SJW wet dream
1 PaintedPicture 2017-11-10
It's cultural castration.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
So, just to be straight, you're mad that now it's pretty clear you can't randomly ask your coworkers if they'd like to watch you masturbate.
Did I get it right?
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-11-10
You're confusing what it is that I'm criticizing. We can all agree that when he asked his 'colleagues' to watch him, it was inappropriate. It's good to acknowledge that workplace sex is utterly utterly completely ubiquitous in TV and film, but yes anyone could be fired from a job where they sexually proposition their colleagues.
That's not what the article is complaining about though, is it? It uses the language of victimization, even when people who were not his colleagues agreed to watch him and then later didn't like that it made them feel icky. It lauds Louis for "making audiences laugh about hypocrisy â especially male hypocrisy." It validates implicitly the opinions of a woman who said yes and then âI think the big piece of why I said yes was because of the culture,â she continued. âHe abused his power.â His alleged power is blamed, the alleged culture is blamed, but there is no personal responsibility.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
Oh I don't really have sympathy for the women who told him yes at all. But the others, especially the woman on the phone, that was inappropriate for sure.
The real problem I have with him is denying it for so long.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
Even the woman on the phone.. she could've just hung up. And like if it made her feel uncomfortable, stop associating with him. It's not something that should come back a decade later to destroy someone's career. It should extend no further than their own personal relationship.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
Calling them coworkers is a stretch. You make it sound like they were in the next cubicle.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
How is it a stretch? Inmost of the cases they were working a show together.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
Meaning they were dealing with each other what, maybe 2-3 times at most?
The typical coworker is someone you would see day in and day out.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
That's not correct at all. I have consultants I bring into my job. They are paid to do one thing and leave. They are considered my coworkers as far as laws are concerned even though I don't see them day in/out.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-11-10
To look at it positively, none of these accused people are in trouble with the law. They're just being yelled at by a bunch of low-lifes on the internet. As long as you have confidence in yourself to know you're in the right, and have people around you that feel the same way, its all good at the end of the day. Fuck what everybody says. Also, not jerking off in front of people for sick pleasure would help you avoid this
1 DeclanGunn 2017-11-10
Your ideas strike me as accurate and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I'm pretty relieved that shit wasn't quite like this when I was growing up at least, by the time this mentality really started permeating the media I was old enough to think and reject it.
1 dannoomg 2017-11-10
Help us ISIS. You are our only hope.
1 karmacompanion 2017-11-10
Fuck a woman who doesn't like you, it's rape.
Fuck a woman who likes you too much, it's also rape.
Women must react to celebrities the way dogs react to peanut butter.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-10
They really are dumb.
1 SkepticSloth 2017-11-10
He was jerking off while he wrote this.
1 Raptoroo 2017-11-10
God I hope so
1 fyisah 2017-11-10
So what he is saying is the sight of his erect penis traumatized them?
1 doodoopeepees 2017-11-10
He did not apologize to his fans.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-11-10
"I will now step back and take a long time to listen." Atta boy Lou....fucking yuckfest.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-11-10
fag
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-10
According to Google News Top Stories he was quoted:
"Yeah I Did It. Fuck Those Nigger Cunt Faggots Shit Fuck and Fuck BLUMPF"
If he wasn't a fucking (((white))) man they would crucify him then resurrect him in their own image.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-10
Just a reminder! He could have come clean a year ago. Instead he chose to make these comments.
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/louis-ck-horace-and-pete-c-v-r.html
1 holodog 2017-11-10
I knew he'd release some long-winded rambling melodrama. It reminds me of that heartfelt father's day thing he did on some morning show.
Probably the best move he could make.
1 Guinness525 2017-11-10
Ugh.
1 SavePoonerman 2017-11-10
Holy fuck Reddit are all fucking idiots.
"I cannot believe this famous person used his fame to get chicks to consent, how could he not have known better"
It's a fucking cliche how you get famous and you get pussy, you get rich and you try to get more pussy. He's guilty of being a fucking man who had a bit of power and some girls were into it, and then decided a DECADE later they weren't.
Go fuck all of yourselves.
1 MaskedUploader 2017-11-10
Nice try, sexual predator. I bet your one of those fucking rapist that actually tries to initiate sexual situations with a woman like she has any agency. Disgusting.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
It's honestly disgusting how some people think it's okay to have any sort of sexuality as a man and actually try to embrace it and become sexual with a woman. Don't they realize the years and years of suffering you could potentially cause some weak, pathetic excuse for a woman by asking her to be sexual with you? Some people just think they can get away with anything.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-10
Louis literally did nothing wrong. It isnt the fault of a man who knows what he wants and asks for it, that women are panicky weak people who roll over and let others use them like door mats.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
Exactly. I bet if they said 'no,' to him, there would be zero repercussions. That's just an excuse because they are horrible "comedians." If they consented, Louie was gonna boost their career? Well, it doesn't seem like he did that, so this was not an exchange of sexual favors for professional ones. You don't get to act like you're a victim when you literally verbally consented. Holy shit..
1 conchopeterpumper 2017-11-10
Louis C.U.C.K
1 Whimling 2017-11-10
Classy. Hope we haven't heard the last from Louis, he's a funny dude
1 LoouisCuCK 2017-11-10
I see what you did there XDXD
1 WickedFierce1 2017-11-10
This is retribution for calling out lizard people.
1 Spekk10 2017-11-10
Revenge is a dish best served cold blooded
1 DaveNone 2017-11-10
His lawyers, manager and PR people wrote a lovely letter.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-11-10
Canât wait to read Jeremy Pivenâs âsorry I jerked off on your dickieâ statement.
1 SideGrowthFrom1977 2017-11-10
Yep. Both valid points. They jumped on a hype train and will gain nothing. As a matter of fact they fucked over innocent people that worked on his movie or for CK directly. For what... he didnât assault them. From what I read, they were laughing. Iď¸ get his point about abusing power but give me a break.
1 TheGreaterTool 2017-11-10
Louie became the phoney faggot he has always said he hated. His daughters should do porn in college. Xxx parody Louie in Asspen.
1 FedallahX 2017-11-10
I have been accused of having power and being a racist, a pedophile, a card-carrying member of the KKK....
1 MiniChipper 2017-11-10
I was really expecting a peckahs implanted in there.
1 Zombied77 2017-11-10
I was hoping it would be more like "I get off on being humiliated and I've been cumming constantly since this was made public. Thank you."
1 JSoupL 2017-11-10
maybe i really am a sexist because that was how you talk to a child or retarded friend. really, you "can hardly wrap [your head around the scope hurt]..." fuck louis and the women who pretended to be scarred by seeing a mexican cock that HBO aired on television for giggles. this is moronic from all angles
1 JSoupL 2017-11-10
also, solid humble brag. must be hard for a woman being so intoxicated by a fat ginger penguin that you are physically (and apparently legally) unable to say nah i don't want you to cum in my presence (despite how long it probably takes for this fat fuck to undress).
1 jofreal 2017-11-10
Hope people don't hold this against him for the rest of whatever he does with his career. He's being accountable and seems contrite. Some people merit being forgiven. The current culture's vindictiveness and hunger for targets to receive swift and merciless banishment is unnerving. This attitude of the moral elite has become a tad "toxic," dare I say.
1 AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-11-10
The comments on the front page article are actually making me sick. What the fuck is wrong with this website? They've gotten such a bloodlust with taking people down the past couple of weeks they're just tearing apart Louie because he tried to engage in consensual sex acts with people who respected him. Every woman wants to be with someone better than them in some way.
1 ApeNia 2017-11-10
Fag.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-10
now that the dust has settled, the fact is he pretty much asked them, and if anything the "he blocked the door" (his version of the Richard Gere hamster asshole legend) is not disproven and made more anodyne.
The thing you need to leanr most of all from this is not to preach to people any fucking more.
1 anodyne01 2017-11-10
anodyne is my favorite album
1 hitch21 2017-11-10
What a load of shit but he can hardly be honest can he. If it's now sexual assault to use your talent/fame to get sexual favours then someone needs to hunt down Mick Jagger he's been at it for years.
But anything less than a grovelling apology was going to suffice for the public who want blood.
1 Anarox 2017-11-10
The difference is women wanted to be fucked and harrased by famous beautiful Celebs so they can have a feather in their cap during their sextile and the city clichĂŠ night out. Weinstein and Luis both look like they should be banned from preschools nationwide. Ryan Gosling wouldn't have to answer to shit.
1 SynSity 2017-11-10
Shockingly the guy who described himself in his own show as an "aficionado of masturbation" has weird masturbatory fetishes. This world is full of retards.
1 Vallmar 2017-11-10
Who would have known that the guy who got a handjob in an abandoned construction site, while the pimp was watching, showed his dick to a retarded girl and let his dog eat cream cheese off his balls jacked off in front of few unfunny cunts. I'm shocked.
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1 --DC-- 2017-11-10
Thank you, duly noted.
1 terrapin_bound 2017-11-10
Sweet
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-10
Can i still get in on the class action suit if i am not from the US and torrented it?
1 sherockradio 2017-11-10
Horace and Pete was nothing if not a ten hour jerk session
1 fish_flower 2017-11-10
it's truly absurd, they made every choice. MAYBE they can pull this shit with Weinstein who owns hollywood and is a career ender (even then the choice is made to have a career over dignity) or whatever, but Louis CK, 10 years ago???
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-10
They gain power, knowing they are dragging down an evil male. I hate CK, but these women are cunts.
1 tomo89 2017-11-10
There's always a spot for him on Compound Media.