Louis to make a statement today. What do you think he'll say?
12 2017-11-10 by Lilcumia
A caller phoned into Jim and Sam and said someone on a morning show said Louis was going to come out with a statement. I hope it's not an apology for damage control.
28 comments
1 stonepitbull141 2017-11-10
Hopefully it will be a video of him undressing and then jacking it in front of God and everyone.
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-10
Steer into the skid it's the only way he comes out the other side.
1 InHell1979 2017-11-10
how do you mean?
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-10
He's got to be like "yeah I did it and if you can find a law I broke I'll bud dweyer myself here and now"
1 dmix 2017-11-10
It means when you see a bunch of bridges burning you throw gasoline onto it and start a heroin addiction.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-10
It's a car metaphor.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-10
He would be a legend here if he just said, "these hack unfunny cunts can't cut it in the comedy world, so they're trying to string up anyone with a name to get their name in the paper, in hopes their ticket sales hit a bonus once a month."
1 OGcumBoi 2017-11-10
But then he wouldn't be able to afford to keep his yacht.
1 thndr87 2017-11-10
"The rumors are true....Rich Vos will be at the Comedy Connection in Rhode Island November 17 & 18"
1 liljoeyk 2017-11-10
This is true
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-10
He will grovel. If he wasn't the grovelling type he wouldn't be in this position.
1 lordofallshit 2017-11-10
“Any whores wanna watch me whack off?”
1 Lilcumia 2017-11-10
Would be incredible if he took the funny angle.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-10
Since alcohol was mentioned during one of the incidents, he may say his drinking turned him into a jack off artist and he will go to rehab.
1 zenicaone 2017-11-10
when they came for Harvey I said nothing
because I was not Harvey ...
guessing he'll open with this.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ffLeNZkR0&feature=youtu.be
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-11-10
So, I jerk off? what's the big deal? Amy Schumer sold her soul to Satan and nobody talks about that when she's onstage with Madonna at the Comedy Cellar.
1 myRrribz 2017-11-10
He should take a lesson from Mel, and be a man.
1 CoolerKing37 2017-11-10
"So I fucking jerked off in front of these cunts. Who fucking gives a shit. My fucking cunt wife at the time wouldn't fuck me and my fucking cunt daughter was being a fucking asshole. I needed to fucking cum and these fucking cunts said it was okay at the time. If they fucking had a problem they could've fucking said no or just fucking left. What the fuck am i going to do? Fucking run after them? Fucking look at me! I'm a fucking balding, fat, faggot piece of shit. I just wanted to fucking jerk off and fucking eat a few gallons of fucking ice cream and fucking go to sleep. Fucking cunts being a bunch of fucking cunts. I hope they fucking get AIDS in their stupid cunts. Nigger." ~ Louis CK, circa 2008
1 heslaotian 2017-11-10
1 cottonsweatpants 2017-11-10
😍😍😍
1 edfromla 2017-11-10
He’s coming out as gay too
1 Abarf 2017-11-10
Hopefully, he will say
"Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
1 J1701 2017-11-10
My favorite part is when some other guy reaches for a paper next to the gun envelope how Bud panics and grabs it fast, thinking the other guy might be picking it up.
1 humblebrag 2017-11-10
The female callers are defending louie more than jim and opie roberts. What a time to be alive.
1 fyisah 2017-11-10
"Aaaaaaaah peckahass!"
1 DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-11-10
He will say nothing and jerk off in front of everyone
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-11-10
He will call Sarah Palin's daughter a retarded cunt.
1 Billyassman 2017-11-10
Abba dabba doo open ya yap,here comes the goo.OH.
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-10
He's got to be like "yeah I did it and if you can find a law I broke I'll bud dweyer myself here and now"
1 dmix 2017-11-10
It means when you see a bunch of bridges burning you throw gasoline onto it and start a heroin addiction.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-11-10
It's a car metaphor.