Alcoholic Problems: I think I've got gout

0  2017-11-10 by crookedmile

It hit everything here. I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone. I mean, I wrapped my foot and made it to the liquor store, but this one is a motherfucker to move around. Any tips?

20 comments

1  OpieOnlyHasOneSuit 2017-11-10

It’s probably nerve damage due to diabetes. Within 5 years, you’ll have half your toes cut off or be dead like Patrice.

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

This isn't the diagnosis I was hoping for hope for I'll be honest with you.

1  Teftaround 2017-11-10

Do you eat a lot of shellfish? Eat a lot of green vegetables?

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

Not at all. I do spicy thai tuna as a treat, but that's about it. As for greens, I do spinach, salad and shit but that goes in wraps I do.

1  Teftaround 2017-11-10

Sounds like you either have gout or need more comfortable shoes. I thought i had it once. Turned out i just needed new shoes

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

I've worn oxfords as everyday shoes for the past 16 years. No tennis shoes. I have to wonder now.

1  Teftaround 2017-11-10

Wow, that'll probably do it. Not sure where you live but skate shoes (not trendy new ones or new vans) have a lot of padding, it's like walking on pillows. If you can only find tennis shoes, ad an insole insert

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

I'm in Chicago, but that's the style I've gone with since I was 18. I've done Dr. Scholls pads/gels for like the last 7 years though. The rough part is, when you get pads in leather shoes, they become super tight. Not a fan.

1  GooberGibbs 2017-11-10

Have you booze delivered and no longer depend on using that toe attactment for the shotgun when you decide to end it all. Find a suitable stick instead.

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

I had that in Chicago when I ordered from the Drizly app. They don't have that shit in the suburbs.

1  JerseyLowLife 2017-11-10

stop being a fat fuck and go ride a bike or something.

1  robocopsboner 2017-11-10

I love watching addicts start to rot. "Wahhhhh, I can't stop buying the thing that's killing me." What a faggot way to search for an identity.

Good luck with your "battle", bro. Be brave in the face of your "disease".

1  myblackdog86 2017-11-10

Who's rotting? I've considered myself an alcoholic for the past 8 years, none of this is new to this board. But you keep doing you bro, you're cool as shit.

1  crookedmile 2017-11-10

I'm going to be alright friend. As for you guy https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/7botjo/broke_lonely_desperate/dpjnnqk/ this is total fucking oof

1  Teftaround 2017-11-10

Hahahah what a faggot. College is soooo stressful. They way you sit there and take notes. Then regurgitate that shit on the exam. Man, it's just so hard

1  Tlk619 2017-11-10

Eeeeewwwww. I hate people who complain about college. They decided to go. Spend 1000s and complain. Only to get out in debt and jobless. Ey try working from age 16 pal. All I got is my coffee and my truck. I put in my 12 hours. Don't hear me complaining!

1  LeBaronpencil 2017-11-10

BURIED THAT COCK SUCKER!

1  LeBaronpencil 2017-11-10

And I mean that sincerely, fuck that cunt.

1  killakamkam 2017-11-10

is this high pitch eric

1  Mu_Scevich 2017-11-10

Had gout in my mid 30s. Wasn't from alcohol, it was from being a fat fuck. Doctor put me on allopurinol and colchicine and said I'd be taking it the rest of my life. Instead I lost 65 lbs and threw out the meds. Haven't had gout once since. Lesson here? Don't be a fat fuck. Not worth it.

1  knitro 2017-11-10

I believe lentil soup will cure all your woes.