BOO hoo the man jerked off

11 2017-11-10 by maynardsabeast

Boo hoo I saw a mans cock and since I'm a failed comedian and want to my name in print and a bunch of fags to call me brave I'm gonna tell my story like I was brutally gang raped. You go girl

6 comments

1 AllThePeople17 2017-11-10

MeBooHoo

1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-10

I agree, but the LouisCK sub needs a reality-beating.

1 maynardsabeast 2017-11-10

I don't care about those people at all. I feel bad for Louis.

1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-10

I agree, Trump be president naow! If you can't block a door & jerk-off, why have a 1st ammendment!

1 GWARscientist 2017-11-10

TBH all those vagina jokes can get a fella worked up.

Sounds like they were askin for it.

1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-11-10

This should be the breaking point for all men. We're the ones holding ourselves back from sexually abusing these holes whenever we want. If we're really in charge, let's take advantage of that. I want to be able to flirt with women, and most women--believe it or not--still wanna be crudely courted by men.