Conspiracy Theory: Louis CK started these rumors so he could be edgy again.
7 2017-11-10 by TinKnockinMoroccan
Louis hasn't been able to say anything shocking or offensive since he became such a popular comedian. He literally went on SNL and said that having sex with young boys must be amazing to pedophiles. What he needed was something to turn America against him. Nothing insane like full blown rape. But jerking off in front of women? It's just enough to sour people on him for a while. He can take some time off and come back with material that gets under people's skin again.
14 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2017-11-10
Louis CK is a straight white male that's been accused of sexual assault, he's never coming back
1 VanishingKurtMetzger 2017-11-10
Got a feeling he’s sitting at home thinking, “Oh, that’s why Trump won.”
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-10
Unless he runs for president.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
At least he's not a "nigger faggot".
1 ChippySez 2017-11-10
No, I'm pretty sure there's audio of him saying nigger faggot.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-10
OH LITERAL CHIPPY...
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-10
Mel Gibson trashed the Jews and still came back. Anything is possible.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-11-10
Mel Gibson is no ordinary mortal
1 decmcg 2017-11-10
If Mel was relying on his acting alone then he'd have been buried and making straight to DVD crap but he's an extremely successful director/producer and has $425 million in the bank so he has power and influence.
Louis will no doubt still do standup but the big time has gone. The door is shut and there's fuck all he can do about it.
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-10
AH! THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG PAL, THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK. YOU EVER HEARD OF THERMITE PAINT?
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-11-10
Quanspiricy!
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-11-10
I will say this is a perfect opportunity for Louis to turn the whole hypocritical PC machine on its head and really make a statement about how insane it's become. He is smart enough and funny enough to pull it off and make a real statement.
1 oandauser 2017-11-10
Yeah except how does he say this is just PC culture run amok when he was whipping his dick out and jerking it in front of women? This isn’t exactly oversensitivity by women to not want this to happen.
1 Creattol 2017-11-10
You're right, but you've gotta admit it would be funny to see him try.
1 Creattol 2017-11-10
You're right, but you've gotta admit it would be funny to see him try.