Even though she's gross I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want to tie her up, slap an apple in her mouth and give her a good shitter popping like the pig she is.
There are like 5 of you here who are the funniest motherfuckers in the world to me but I ain't gonna send you a cent because I'd likely get tied up in your inevitable terrorism/kid murder investigations.
HAHAHA! holy shit what universe are we living in? I'm back to thinking Amy is hilarious, and now I hate Louis C.K....I could never have seen this coming a few months ago...
45 comments
1 phlammo 2017-11-09
Remember when she was famous?
1 ASUSPC 2017-11-09
no
1 scouse_till_idie 2017-11-09
yeah i remember when she was fat
1 ContentBotHZ54K 2017-11-09
The only female comedian too repulsive for Louis to jack off in front of.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-11-09
He did but there were some peanuts in the room so she didn't notice
1 CuckistaniSacrifices 2017-11-09
Even though she's gross I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want to tie her up, slap an apple in her mouth and give her a good shitter popping like the pig she is.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-09
That's legit funny
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-11-09
Which is why she didn't actually write it
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-11-09
She doesn't have that level of awareness.
1 ShetUp 2017-11-09
Lmao she stole that joke too
1 SavePoonerman 2017-11-09
Going to assume that's not really something she said because its actually quite funny.
1 zenicaone 2017-11-09
Dave Attell tweeted this earlier, and she just copy pasted without reading it first.
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-11-09
I couldn't believe she had said something that funny.
So I had to go to her twitter... of course she didn't say it.
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2017-11-09
http://alixbailey.com/painting24.html
1 Guinness525 2017-11-09
That's actually pretty good... Fake, right?
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-11-09
It's funny, so yes.
1 zenicaone 2017-11-09
no
1 terrapin_bound 2017-11-09
I just went to her twitter feed.
This is not real.
Do not go to her twitter feed.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-09
No shit. He's using a website imager.
1 DryTeeth 2017-11-09
You see your honor....its called Imugur and they...this group of ppl...they're called pests and, uh, I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-11-09
Amy forced me to watch her edt an Italian hoagie. The she made write her a knock knock joke.
1 Kn0ckKn0ckb0t 2017-11-09
Who's there? :)
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-11-09
*eat
1 ElectraMustaine 2017-11-09
Piggy made a funny
1 Jackthejew 2017-11-09
Retire?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-09
If she actually tweeted this she would have earned brownie points with me.
And I think brownie points are something she would be very...you know what it's just easier to call her fat.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-09
That's fuckin hilarious!!!!
1 Grunt_Thrust 2017-11-09
Her doing the right thing would be for her to kill herself
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-11-09
How did any of you faggot think this was real?
1 GableXX 2017-11-09
If she tweeted this, she'd be right back into relevancy. And people would like her again.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-09
Yet, I wrote it and I will never escape irrelevancy.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-11-09
There are like 5 of you here who are the funniest motherfuckers in the world to me but I ain't gonna send you a cent because I'd likely get tied up in your inevitable terrorism/kid murder investigations.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-09
it's much worse than that. enjoy this den of felons before the inevitable forced closure
1 d4n4n 2017-11-09
It would also undermine the art.
1 theropers 2017-11-09
But that would require making fun of herself in a way that wasn't playing into dumb stereotypes and fishing for compliments.
1 lestatjenkins 2017-11-09
Way to go Amy, just don't cut out any dead comedians
1 danimalplanimal 2017-11-09
HAHAHA! holy shit what universe are we living in? I'm back to thinking Amy is hilarious, and now I hate Louis C.K....I could never have seen this coming a few months ago...
1 ElkLivesMatter 2017-11-09
So brave.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2017-11-09
The only woman Weinstein refused to bathe in front of.
1 mb0087 2017-11-09
Now that's actually funny. So she probably didn't write the tweet.
1 Suvario 2017-11-09
I hope the cab driver she sexually assaulted comes forward.
1 hitch21 2017-11-09
OP is funnier than Schumer yet significantly poorer
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-11-09
I actually looked to see if she tweeted this. Good job OP.
1 aegrotatio 2017-11-09
What app do you fuckers use to create these fake tweets?
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-09
Tweeterino.com/SomeCunt
1 aegrotatio 2017-11-09
That's fucking awesome.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-11-09
Should get this image trending on twitter. Nothing would piss her off more.