He is, however, a deadbeat dad.

Avoid Joe Cumia! The last guy that went after him had his 2-year-old son die under mysterious circumstances.

He died in mysterious ways

The circumstances were mysterious

There's mystery on the circumstances of said event.

Under a Blood Red Soundbar

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SONday bloody SONday. Ahh boo

soundbar bloody soundbar? ... idk

Is it true that he carries cards?

This is so important. To the top!

Despite persistent rumors, some sources allege that Joe Cumia is perhaps not a convicted child rapist

When my daughter said "Me too" I thought she was talking about her age!

we don't have lurkers. it's just high activity because the degenerates that already browse this place are coming for the Louis content.

This degenerate supports Louis CKs right to jack it in front of open mic comedy whores. What's he supposed to do, get thier STDs??.

Many people say Joe Cumia is a pedophile. They only say Joe Cumia is a pedophile, because they have the anonymity of the internet.

Calling Joe Cumia a pedophile is cowardly. If Joe Cumia is a pedophile, you better provide proof and not make empty associations.

It would take a lot for a man like Joe Cumia to be a pedophile. Pedophilia and Joe Cumia is not something that people who know him, associate with his name.

Is this bit over yet? It's in catchphrase/memetic territory

Why are you trying to sweep this under the rug?

Joe Cumia is not a pedophile and does not drink child spit.

Easy now. We have no evidence either way that Joe Cumia, brother of former radio celebrity and woman-biter Anthony Cumia, has neighborhood children spit into his mouth for sexual pleasures. This has never been confimred nor denied by Joe Cumia.

Is he involved with Image-ur?

what's funny is he said that correctly, as that's how they actually want it said.

I think what makes it so funny is it's just something you've never actually said/heard said out loud. And hearing it come from that stuttering dunce, wearing a blazer/graphic tee and mallwalker shoes, makes it hilarious.

mallwalker shoes

Those things really were straight from that episode of Better Call Saul. Who dresses like that for a court appearance? God he’s a dumb shit.

Joe Cumia was a pedophile before it was cool !

Why would lurkers come here, like we're the go to place for all things Louis CK? Do you think the rest of reddit sees him as "one of ours"?

Most Louis CK fans don't even know what the Opie and Anthony show is. Your stupid brain just mindlessly started running the software for a cake stomp or people's court like event, even though there's nothing happening currently that would draw other people here.

You're a stupid person.

Do you have any video evidence of joe confirming if he is or is not a pedophile?

If only he had stated, unprompted, that he is NOT a pedophile, he would be ok. Shame he never did that.

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Nope. I saw it on tv. He specifically stated that he was. Not. A. Pedophile.

They use this site called Emm-Jurr

In a court of law, under oath.

Joe Cumia is a pedophile confirmed

nobody cares about this sub

thank you!

Everyone knows the best way to describe yourself is by naming all the qualities you don't have. Especially by mentioning that, for example..... J O E C U M I A, as he would say, IS definitely not A PEDOPHILE

I think what makes it so funny is it's just something you've never actually said/heard said out loud. And hearing it come from that stuttering dunce, wearing a blazer/graphic tee and mallwalker shoes, makes it hilarious.