the i bang on the matter: A source told THR that the New York Times is about to break a story about Louis C.K., which may have something to do with the cancellation. Louis has also been cancelling press of late, including a planned appearance on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show. There is no indication that the story is positive or negative or whether it has anything to do with low lying rumors that have circulated in the past about possible sexually inappropriate behavior.
inhale " You know I don't really know, I like Louie and I can't see him doing this but you never no man. There's a lot of scumbags out there that make up some crazy shit."
Jim:"Y'know dude I don't know he may or may not have actually done that to those women, it's not really my place to say, maybe that's what they wanted or they didn't I can only really speculate. What do you think Sam?"
Soulless Dolphin:"You don't like...think he really did it do you? Like he couldn't have just gone full frontal at any moment, I don't even do that with Jess."
It's the fucking scumbags in the media who always do this invasive shit. He wasn't forcibly masturbating in front of these women in public, he was doing it in private. Everyone at the New York Times really should get AIDs and eat a bullet.
bet he was actually in the bed and he left the door ajar so they could leave, and each and every one chose to stay and look knowing it would get him off
"And ya know I can see both sides of this because who wants to walk in and see someone just whacking off.. 'FAHKIN' TUGGIN THEIR PECKAH TSSSST'... but nah man, this is a tough one..."
If Louis has a problem I hope he enters a program and does the steps. He and his victims sent mixed signals to each other in what they said; the commonality of language failed here.
I know Patrice is black and to my knowledge there is no "gang rape" charge. He was convicted of rape. That doesn't mean he was guilty but he WAS convicted.
If I remember correctly, years ago O&A were reading a blind item from one of the rags about a "hilarious" comedian who trapped a female comic and forced her to watch him masturbate.
The guys said it was obviously Louis CK, and Jimmy said something like, "Good for him, I respect him even more now."
I'm sure they'll talk about it on the show "You know, maybe it happened I don't know".... I mean, Louie hasn't been on the show any time recently, so it's not like they have much to lose by talking about it... a guy like DJ or Bob on the other hand...
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1 Bergli 2017-11-09
sniff
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-11-09
twitch
1 RicketyChippa 2017-11-09
Blink blink
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-09
"Nice work, Lou."
1 aprosbro 2017-11-09
the i bang on the matter: A source told THR that the New York Times is about to break a story about Louis C.K., which may have something to do with the cancellation. Louis has also been cancelling press of late, including a planned appearance on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show. There is no indication that the story is positive or negative or whether it has anything to do with low lying rumors that have circulated in the past about possible sexually inappropriate behavior.
Gee, do you think it's a positive story?
1 JMueller2012 2017-11-09
You know, I have a feeling
1 aprosbro 2017-11-09
Considering what its about it's actually not terrible. Its like the most positive an article about sexually harassing 5 women could possibly be.
1 PSU19420 2017-11-09
I hope it is, in the fact that Louis CK is HIV positive from raping underaged Taiwanese trannys.
1 FatMosque 2017-11-09
I assume it's about his charity work with struggling comediennes
1 KnickedUp 2017-11-09
The ibang is just happy someone quoted them.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-09
inhale " You know I don't really know, I like Louie and I can't see him doing this but you never no man. There's a lot of scumbags out there that make up some crazy shit."
1 Lokque 2017-11-09
Jim:"Y'know dude I don't know he may or may not have actually done that to those women, it's not really my place to say, maybe that's what they wanted or they didn't I can only really speculate. What do you think Sam?"
Soulless Dolphin:"You don't like...think he really did it do you? Like he couldn't have just gone full frontal at any moment, I don't even do that with Jess."
1 PsychoticPixel 2017-11-09
Jim has made it an art to completely stay in the middle of the road with any type of political or touchy issue.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-11-09
now that you mention it
1 oklolol 2017-11-09
he didn't get the nick name of THE WORM for nothing
1 Boredghost77 2017-11-09
"ya know, both sides have a point" *starts walking briskly for the exit
1 Jim_Morton 2017-11-09
It's the fucking scumbags in the media who always do this invasive shit. He wasn't forcibly masturbating in front of these women in public, he was doing it in private. Everyone at the New York Times really should get AIDs and eat a bullet.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-09
bet he was actually in the bed and he left the door ajar so they could leave, and each and every one chose to stay and look knowing it would get him off
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-11-09
"And ya know I can see both sides of this because who wants to walk in and see someone just whacking off.. 'FAHKIN' TUGGIN THEIR PECKAH TSSSST'... but nah man, this is a tough one..."
1 PSU19420 2017-11-09
Trump was right; Mexicans are rapists.
1 late_50s_why 2017-11-09
thats big amy playing the republican character
1 jofreal 2017-11-09
If Louis has a problem I hope he enters a program and does the steps. He and his victims sent mixed signals to each other in what they said; the commonality of language failed here.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-09
Jim "gutless fence sitting pussy" Norton
1 cbanks420lol 2017-11-09
Leave it alone.
1 bowserjrjr 2017-11-09
Patrice in heaven laughing his ass off.
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-09
Wasn't Patrice convicted of rape? Lol
1 Creattol 2017-11-09
No, Patrice was black. It was gang rape.
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-09
I know Patrice is black and to my knowledge there is no "gang rape" charge. He was convicted of rape. That doesn't mean he was guilty but he WAS convicted.
1 Creattol 2017-11-09
I wish Patrice gang raped you too.
1 ElectraMustaine 2017-11-09
Vury good
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-11-09
"You REPP!"
-Cunt at Canadian border
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-11-09
He was innocent though.
1 homelessfez 2017-11-09
FreeLumumba
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-11-09
Yeah but it wasn’t rapity rape rape.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-11-09
Statuotory rape. He was 14 years old.
1 [deleted] 2017-11-09
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1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-09
Blacks don't go to heaven, stupid. They're like dogs.
1 Belchides 2017-11-09
Hate nortons biased towards comedians and sabbath
1 dougfunny86 2017-11-09
What else you guys besides the "tough" comment i keep seeing
1 ASUSPC 2017-11-09
Hey Jim, I know you don't talk bad about other comics but what about Amy Schumer being a fat stealing piggy?
"You know...this a tough one. It's not really my place to comment."
What about Aziz being a not talent bag of unfunny horse shit?
"You know...this a tough one. It's not really my place to comment."
Dave Smith?
"You know...this a tough on.... wait, he can't hurt me in the business. He's a fucking no talent bag of shit. Invisible third mic background noise."
1 ApeNia 2017-11-09
You seem upset.
1 commissarjb 2017-11-09
But is Dave Smith a comic?
1 ItsScorchhhh 2017-11-09
You got a better chance of seeing God than Jimmy not supporting a sick fetish
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-11-09
And then it will come out that Jimmy blew Louie
1 TheGreaterTool 2017-11-09
deep sigh you know...
1 Jhonopolis 2017-11-09
I'm not gonna motherfuck him man.
1 fokm 2017-11-09
If I remember correctly, years ago O&A were reading a blind item from one of the rags about a "hilarious" comedian who trapped a female comic and forced her to watch him masturbate.
The guys said it was obviously Louis CK, and Jimmy said something like, "Good for him, I respect him even more now."
Would love someone to find this.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-11-09
If someone were to find it, what would you suggest they do with it for maximum impact?
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2017-11-09
“That sex addiction is a muthafucker man”
1 kevin121312 2017-11-09
He's waiting to see what Ricky Gervais says, then he'll parrot it.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-11-09
(as he swallows some guy from Craigslists piss)
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-09
Middle of the road Norton is the absolute worst
1 danimalplanimal 2017-11-09
I'm sure they'll talk about it on the show "You know, maybe it happened I don't know".... I mean, Louie hasn't been on the show any time recently, so it's not like they have much to lose by talking about it... a guy like DJ or Bob on the other hand...
1 Arctic_Drunkey 2017-11-09
Following up with "hmmm does your breath smell?"
1 3stepsbackward 2017-11-09
If only Jim's advice show was around, Louis wouldn't have had to jerk off in front of those women.
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-11-09
I think his comment would be...
Look hasn't forced to a girl to watch you whack off. Right guys! rigghhhhtttt guyyyyys?
It's ok they also had a penis...
Phew!
1 Lilcumia 2017-11-09
Jim was asking that Jon Bernathal what it was like working on set with Kevin Spacey. I hope he talks about his time on Lucky Louis working with Louis.
1 aprosbro 2017-11-09
Considering what its about it's actually not terrible. Its like the most positive an article about sexually harassing 5 women could possibly be.