I'm thinking of doing stand-up full time.

44  2017-11-09 by [deleted]

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Haha!!

Good shit my dude!!!

HA-AHA HO-LY SHIT!! bangs on desk

Be aware that the industry is not prepared for this kind of brilliance.

You will go viral with gems like these.

I'm just a civilian but maybe it would sound better if you used two people that are no longer alive. To refer to a living person in the past tense as you have above sounds strange.

Oh yeah? Well ... this place is a ... DUMPSTER FIRE!

that post should be stickied. smdh

Fuckin' home run.

can we make this guy a sidebar image?

I applaud the racial humor, but calling out their disability is crass and quite frankly I don't care for it.

Who am I kidding, you're a true talent keep up the good work

Tell us about Boston during the early years

They're both human beings. That's the angle I would have taken because I don't go for this racial stuff.

Both more poignant AND funny!

You have a gift

The bar for stand up is so low these days. If you can write anything that resembles a punch line people eat that shit up.

that dude looks like he has some genetic disorder where bones fuse at joints in his skull

this guy's gonna be steamed like a bunch of fawkin clams when he sees this