If it weren’t for modern medicine this disgusting hump would have died as a child. Without those HGH and hormone shots his parents gave him he would stand at three foot seven and he would have died of organ failure at 16.
why do they pass it off as "she wanted me to be bigger" and not "I suffer a serious, life threatening, deformative congenital disease of genetic origin. I would have progeria-kid proportions if it weren't for the hormone injections, and my strange body and voice are the remnants of the disorder I was born with"
His parents thought he would turn into something human but they may have caused a glitch that will end humanity. It has multipled thanks to the unquenchable thirst of money and fame by females
I was get annoyed when people do a “Sam is so ugly” post and then use an old picture. Because he looks so much worse now. Bob Kelly has an Instagram stories up now with Sam that appalled me
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1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-09
Whoever the one person in Sam's past that said he has a great head of hair did him a great disservice.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-11-09
His whore mom, Bobbie Roberts
1 LarryKleist711 2017-11-09
Whoever the one person in Sam's past that said he has a great head of hair,
did him a great disservicehad a great sense of humor.1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-11-09
this abomination was made for sitting ass naked on the end of a 2b pencil.
1 Leofan7 2017-11-09
Office supply yumah.
1 JMueller2012 2017-11-09
Is he talking to Opie or Ellen circa 1996?
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-11-09
If it weren’t for modern medicine this disgusting hump would have died as a child. Without those HGH and hormone shots his parents gave him he would stand at three foot seven and he would have died of organ failure at 16.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-09
why do they pass it off as "she wanted me to be bigger" and not "I suffer a serious, life threatening, deformative congenital disease of genetic origin. I would have progeria-kid proportions if it weren't for the hormone injections, and my strange body and voice are the remnants of the disorder I was born with"
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-11-09
Because he doesn't want his wife to have to think about the garbage genes he passed to their child.
1 Jungies 2017-11-09
Garbage genes? His kind have 2-3 times the strength of a human, and yet Sam has the ability to use language and rudimentary tools.
If anything, Lil' Edgar is blessed; I bet she's already chewed her way out of her crib more than once.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-11-09
Isn't this redundant?
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-09
for example FAS isn't genetic but is congenital
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-11-09
Well I'll be hornswoggled.
1 Anarox 2017-11-09
His parents thought he would turn into something human but they may have caused a glitch that will end humanity. It has multipled thanks to the unquenchable thirst of money and fame by females
1 Slothjew 2017-11-09
Human Resources nightmare
1 condom_cracker28 2017-11-09
this motherfucker cheated out of being a nigger. lucky bastard.
1 JG0923 2017-11-09
That’s an ugly troll doll
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-09
He looks utterly ridiculous.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-09
Sam wishes his hairline still looked like that.
1 Guinness525 2017-11-09
He's not.
1 xxmikekxx 2017-11-09
I was get annoyed when people do a “Sam is so ugly” post and then use an old picture. Because he looks so much worse now. Bob Kelly has an Instagram stories up now with Sam that appalled me
1 thegoat1000 2017-11-09
Sideshow Sam
1 ForPolWithLove 2017-11-09
Looks like a fuggin palm tree and shiznit
1 LamarThePotato 2017-11-09
And that's a good photo of him his young years.
Now it's an absolute disgusting freak show.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-09
http://image.sciencesource.com/preview/BD8644-Neanderthal-Child-of-Gibraltar.jpg
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/1df7a29437a48322db932f974868af4a
1 Skunk_Buddy 2017-11-09
He looks like he is in the middle of a transformation in a horror movie.
1 blackirishlad 2017-11-09
Back when he thought he could pass for black and tanned to really put it over. He was so proud.
1 lemskroob 2017-11-09
Yahoo Sirius
1 smallDick-Mailman 2017-11-09
Anybody ever seen that fox from zoobilee zoo?
1 herpacin 2017-11-09
In the same way Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-11-09
Those were his Sideshow Bob years, when he still looked human. Even Opie still had hair in this pic.
Why go back that far? Sam is absolutely monstrous TODAY.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-11-09
Sam Roberts is the "Sideshow Bob" of radio. Both in appearance and thier constant scheming.
1 deepdarkz 2017-11-09
He looks like sideshow bob in this shot
1 Riansettles 2017-11-09
Looks like Zach from Rage against the machine.