When asked what his dream car was Bobo said "1988 mustang".

57  2017-11-09 by axeheadroad

It the ugliest of the mustangs, but it was the funniest of answers, I'm starting to believe he's a performance artist.

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I'll blame being lazy on mobile.

Is that not the "five point oh" in which Vanilla Ice, ragtop down, was rollin'?

Oof

Who the fuck you oofing? I'm known as the taste maker of this sub.

Delete your post.

You can find over 100 of these in the parking lots at Hofstra on any given day

Is Hofstra really that shitty?

Its basically High School Part 2 for dopes from the South Shore who couldn't get in anywhere else

Lol. I had no idea it was that bad. That's hilarious. What are the students like? I heard it's mainly Jewish, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Is that true in your experience?

I love Fox body Mustangs but that first cream colored convertible one is a fuckin pukemobile.

Heh. There's an '84 convertible on my street with the exact same hubcaps.

You need to leave.

Tiny url fuck face not hard at all

Hes trolling Vos

Well, a man can dream, can't he.

He don't wanna see my 85 Monte Carlo https://youtu.be/U8DP_F2MMhs

That's terrible I'm sorry.

I can already see some lucky teenage wigger behind the wheels.

hell yea cuz

I pictured him being an I-Roc guy.

It's got a 350 awwwwlriogght

"Italian Retard Out Cruising"

It might be my white trash upbringing talking here but fox bodies are legit fun on the cheap. I even like notch backs.

I wanted an SVO. A friend of mine nearly bought a Firebird Formula. Shitty late 80's musclecars. My brother had a 91 Thunderbird with the factory supercharger. He wrecked it the first winter he had it.

One time I picked up my buddy and his shit zoo in my sisters shitty, old thunderbird that had no muffler, the car was so loud and rumbly that the dog shit all over the entire car well before we could pull over. Dassbesso, just gettin shit faced and laughin yer azz off while your buddy's dog shits all over the interior of your sister's shitty old thunderbird... an sheeit.

It's a great little motor for the cheap agreed, but no man on planet earth would ever consider that shitbox a "dream" car.

It would be like saying your dream vacation would be to go to Seaside Heights, NJ

What about the Mercury Cougar version?

Mercury Capri in the 80's. Cougars stopped sharing that platform in '71.

You're correct, thanks. Cougar didn't sound right but I went with it anyway. We even used to call my friends "The Crapi"

I still love the Mustang II. No lie. I've owned three.

"IM NOT LOYING!"

Its the car he was concieved in. BoBo was born in 1984.

Jesus christ did you even attempt to fire up your brain this morning?

Bobo? Is that you?

I don't see the point of those when newer, nicer, better cars, even with a V8 and RWD are a few grand. Even if I was gonna buy a piece of crap just to modify it, I wouldn't go for something that looks like 2 boxes, but I think people who grew up in that era must have a thing for it.

That was the style of the time. Look at the boxy BMWs of that era. In the early to mid 90s the 5.0 mustang was the attainable fast car to have. The classic 60s mustangs suck compared to any modern car, but yes it is the nostalgia that keeps people wanting them.

Watch "this nigga bobo is killing" Patrice episode

Bobo is a genius in with a mental bottle neck

being obsessed with cars is barely one notch above being obsessed with football teams and games

link the clip faggot

If bobo were any smarter or dumber he wouldn't be funny

A chevy vega. Like Denny used to have

Rollin in my 5 point 0

That's ironic, Bobo reminds me of an 88 Mustang.

Foxbody mustangs are cheap and plentiful. And popular to make a drag car out of. Got to a dragstrip and seems the foxbody with Chevy LS motors in them if you need proof.

You mean to say Bobo said something weird??

That was the style of the time. Look at the boxy BMWs of that era. In the early to mid 90s the 5.0 mustang was the attainable fast car to have. The classic 60s mustangs suck compared to any modern car, but yes it is the nostalgia that keeps people wanting them.