Oh how I wish I could unload 10 clips in them, go back to the gun shop and spend 30k on refills and repeat the process before stealing a lambo and running them over for a clean get away.
She never has time to put on make up when she comes because she's a lazy whore who wakes up 5 minutes after she was due to come in and lives in New Jersey.
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1 Dennyislife 2017-11-09
One of her recent posts is of Sam and his dog...
Sam getting some?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-09
That would be great if she fucked Sam and still friendzones Jim.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-11-09
They both look fake. Like exaggerated Rockstar video game characters.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-09
Oh how I wish I could unload 10 clips in them, go back to the gun shop and spend 30k on refills and repeat the process before stealing a lambo and running them over for a clean get away.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-09
Their conversations are about as inane and random, too.
1 joeybeans12 2017-11-09
She looks like she stinks.
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-11-09
she’s probably smells like weed, farts, and stripper perfume...my favorites.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-09
wait i thought shes a pornstar
why does she look like that
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-09
She never has time to put on make up when she comes because she's a lazy whore who wakes up 5 minutes after she was due to come in and lives in New Jersey.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-09
Then the cucks bend over backwards to accommodate her lazy ass.
1 ballsymcgee 2017-11-09
I truly, truly hope that sam does something with mary jean that ruins his marriage.
1 dochattan 2017-11-09
I hope hanging out with this big fitted mongoloid ruins his marriage and Jess wins everything in the divorce.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-09
I've never seen a bald man so desperately clinging onto what little hair he has left. Sam is literally horse shoe bald with a weird comb-over.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-11-09
I swear her face looks less human every time I see it.
1 SibHashian13 2017-11-09
Sam and anybody would have ugly babies
1 onemancrimespree 2017-11-09
I'd like to "date" her just so I could grope her in front of waitresses because you know she's let you.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-09
I'd just like 7 fingers in my shitter
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-09
She goes out in public like that? We get it, you're a whore. Don't need to parade it around like its something to be proud about.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2017-11-09
Sam has more bald forehead than she has tits showing
1 crookedmile 2017-11-09
Fucking genetic freakshow. You know her ass has got mad funk to it.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-09
Mary Jean does Make-A-Wish visits.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-11-09
haha he's leaning into her