jim got into some oyster crackers last night and is very upset with himself

28  2017-11-08 by tonydogs

please don't kill yourself

17 comments

That's just too many carbs to handle so late at night.

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels

Fucking gay and not even true.

a moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips.

a moment by the hips, stretchmarks on his lips.

(Princess Alan)

a moment in his butt, lifetime with AIDS

A moment on the lips, a lifetime as a cocksucker

I'm sure a hardcore 30 minute session on the elliptical will have him feeling right as rain.

Some cross-fit style training with his pastel lady weights and a couple bicycle tires

He needs a detox retreat in a remote monastery now. He really is an old queen.

Sam: "You're not happy you ate the crackers?"

Titty boi fagmoe who chugs tranny sperm & has to take aids prep

I felt silly for drinking half a handle of vodka the other night, glad I didn't nibble some carbs instead.

Did he mention his salt rush not letting him get to sleep?

I know Jimmy's older now and doesn't have good genes but for how obsessively nit picky he is his diet and gym routine, he's completely underachieved all these years.

He really seems to be anorexic like for real.