Hey, I’m gaspin for air ova heeeere. Ga-goo

Even Dice that hasn't been relevant for years is hanging with A list stars. Maybe he'll take Opie with him since they had that talk and all.

Dice is still featured in some big films. I can't remember the one I saw him in recently but it was very Hollywood. His comedy shows might not be relevant but he still has a lot of legacy 80s fame he's living off of. Opie was never famous.

Crazy. Who would have thought walking around in a XXXL Gold's Gym shirt wasn't the same as actually working out.

Elizabeth, I'm not cumin. Oh

I wonder if his face stated turning blue he needed the money. Agoosh.

HICKORY DICKORY DOC! MY HEARTS ABOUT TO STOP!! A-GUSH A-GOOSH A-GOOSH!!!!

JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK, MY HEART DON'T TICK. A-GEEE-GEE-GAAA.

GEORGIE PORGIE'S PUDDIN WAS TART.. ah you get the idea

TSS FUCKIN' ROVER BENT OVER

nice one

Tree fourths of my fucking artery is blocked? I don’t care as long as blood is still gettin to my dick and yambag! Gagooosh,

Surgery, but I need 'da MOONNNEEEYYYYY!

Hickory dickory dock, my arteries are clogged like your throat with my cock! Ah goosh!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, there's a clog in my aorta. Oh!

More proof that repressing your homosexuality creates heart disease .

Also see F. Whatley and A. Cumia.

It bothers me greatly that you initialed their first names.

"And I said HEY...what's in my artery...BITCH?"

That's Ian Halperin.

Where is "his Vegas retreat?"

The room at Mandalay Bay is “under renovation”.

His sunglasses look photoshopped on

He probably sounded like he was doing his Sammy Davis Jr impression

"I'm gonna see Terry... THE CEME-TERRY!! AAAAAHHHH-GEH-GEH-GEH!!"

Which way? Blocked or partially blocked?

Medium rare

First I was living over there and now i'm dyin over here. I'm dying over here now

Mary, Mary almost had a coronary. Clutched her chest, it was too damn scary!

AAAAGOOOOSH

THEY SAID I GOT THE HEART OF A FREAKIN' MIDGET!!! OOHHHHHHH!!!!

If only he kicked the bucket when Kinison did. He'd be a legend.

Serious question:

Is this a legal thing?

IE, by the time I turned 40 I started noticing that a bunch of my friends had stories of going to the hospital, and walking out with a stent. Do the hospitals do this for liability reasons? IE, do they jam a stent in your artery as a precaution, so that your family doesn't sue you into oblivion if you happen to have a heart attack WITHOUT one?

It just seems kinda odd that there are thousands of middle aged mens running around with stents in 2017, when thirty or forty years ago this wasn't A Thing.

Its a quick procedure, only takes about an hour... BACK.... Get it?

Not going to lie. The hour back bit still kills me. Even 25 years after hearing it the first time.

Stents don’t improve life expectancy. But they still cram them in every other guy with a heart problem.

Ohhhh! They're trying to kill the rock'n'roll detective!!! Hurry and warn SuSu fuckin' Petals!!!

TIL Dice has a TV show on Showcase. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4688512/

I'm too young to have experienced Dice (I was born in 2012).

Do you guys like him ironically like Scorch, or is he really cool? I really dunno.

OH, HE NEEDED THE BYPASS!

Whack the artery, pinch the vein!

Oh no, I hope he doesn't die.

I can already hear Anthony Dice Clay getting ready.

Hickory Dickory Dock,

My heart sounds like a clock!

Popping pills like Pez,

Got a stent like Fez,

And now a stroke to fuck how I talk! AH-BAHGEESSH!!!

Artery...BLOCKED....get it?

Doctors would not put in the stent until he repudiated all his fag jokes.

Corpse needed tha mon-ey..

ya got ya hamburgers, ya got ya sodas, and ya got ya salt and boom ya got a heart attack

Dice be careful! If you see Patton come in to the room with a pillow in his hands, don't take any of the pills he offers you!

HICKORY DICKORY DART ATTACK

So this broads got a defribulator on my chest and I say “jolt my heart honey, I got no blood flow to my prick.” Next thing you know I got Frankenstein bolts in my neck, the lights are flashing, I’m fuckin her like a monster.

Hickory-dickory-doo I got a heart-attack when I went to poo.

I LOVE AN OCCASIONAL GLAASS OF WIINE

Holy shit, he was on MASH? *"I'm feeln' conflicted about this Korean war Hawkeye, now hold my scalpel while this gook bitch blows me AGOOOSH..."

those fuckin eyes maaaan. its like they are magnetically repelling each other.

Its a quick procedure, only takes about an hour... BACK.... Get it?

Stents don’t improve life expectancy. But they still cram them in every other guy with a heart problem.