When you say hot I am assuming you are on fire. You may want to just let it burn itse lf out. Context is not really my thing, so I could be wrong.

The Advice Show

He hasn't even seen the pictures of our queen bams_seed.

That sloppy titted mulatto working woman really is what I'd expect for our First Lady

How dare you

Her ass is nice but she only shows us her shitty titties so that's what I'll judge

Very diplomatic of you

Show me your shit cutter, babe

Couldnt decide on a pic

http://imgur.com/jzhRY75

My tongue is your toilet paper

Yeah, but when I ask and send messages over and over I get nothing. This is bullshit.

So sorry. Ill make it up to you

Damn I would squeeze that like a fuckin squeegee or sumpthin

We're all alt accounts of stinks and killa kuhn.

You sound nice. Can I interest you in an iPad?

She said girl, dingbat !

SHe said 18, silly goose.

they always say they are girls until you reach fo their "cootah"

Im very very well endowed

Make a selfie/dick pic thread

Second that!

Can I borrow some money for ... uh... podcast equipment?

Can you get that into the city?

It's not in the city, it's in my grandmothers house in Hoboken. We aren't talking anymore because I bent and burned all of her spoons for... an arts and crafts project... yeah.

Glad you're back.

I'm black, so I'm not really considered "people".

Hahaha, but for real,
Get out.

we joke, but if there were a vote to enstate Jim Crow laws again i'd not only vote for it but do everything i could to make sure it'd win

everything short of leaving my house

hahahahahaha yes we joke

Is that your slave number.

No that's 3/5

Honestly I think 3/8 is more accurate.

boo

It's a very diverse crowd, we got all sorts of obese men raging from 20 to 50 years young.

Straight facts.

Everyone will eventually evolve into a fat joker.

Rip to that nigga

Is this what they call "catfishing?"

Hard working men and women who pay their mortgage on time.

I didn't know women could make that much in the kitchen to actually pay a mortgage, fascinating.

meat n potatas

Salt of the earth. No "pepper" allowed.

lol this guys still paying on his mortgage, am I right guys?

I have a 60 year amortized balloon.

Don’t make fun of Anthony

Let's see... pay off the house orrrrrr buy tits for a tranny and get a jag? This is why Ant needs a real adult to be his life partner.

I can be a little rude if you see me before my morning coffee. You know what I'm saying fellas!

I'm a tall muscular man in my mid 30s who has controversial views on a wide range of issues.

45/H/Cuba

the H stands for hermaphrodite.

Being Cuban is more offensive

Can I suck your pussy dick?

I'm a retired hottie Grandma who started listening to O&A when my son (the one who gave me grandkids) was a toddler.

I created an entire familial generation while these stunted asses still can't figure out relationships.

Gilf nudes or ur loying.

Seconded.

pm sent

I'm a russian bot.

"Sentience"

I don't get it.

(((Sentience)))

Vladimir Beepboopin

The type who ask dumb fuckin questions and are incapable of findings answers for said dumb fuckin questions by just reading actually posts. Sorry, that was a slight overreaction. Tits

Ya wanna ride in a BMW?

I'm a spooky spider. I come here to weave webs of playful banter.

Weave a noose.

I'm in my 50's, love posting on twitter and having open and honest conversations about race at 3am after about 4 hours of binge drinking.

Any cheek craters?

Got any statistics?

Boy, do I ever!

Hi Opie!

Do you like to eat fresh

I have a freezer full of human heads, and I'm caked with Dorito dust from finger tip to elbow on both arms.

https://youtu.be/x_AvrI4zCDE

I regret a lot of my life's decisions, if that helps.

You may have found the common thread

The Duke of New York, Aye Number 1

I sell heroin to stinks

I have a M.A. in Political Philosophy, family alumni in both Harvard and Yale and a member of various libertarian Think Tanks as well as skeptic podcasts.

Hah, just kidding. I'm a disappointment to my parents who lives paycheck to paycheck constantly distracting myself with get rich quick schemes, videogames, marijuana and alcohol until one day I die and 12 people will be bothered.

15/f/nyc

Zac Amico

Perfect specimens of the white race and one little house niglet

💩

I'll help! I'm 36, live alone with a small dog, work at a liquor store and spend most of my free time with my lovely, real girlfriend and smoking weed. I also draw or pull doubles at the store because it's an easy job. I expect to die alone as an old man.

Are you Ponytail Ronnie?

35, doctor miserably married with kids so it gets all nice and locked. Luis ck from back in the day is my life

Yuck.

So what was it like when you sliced your daughter's clit off with a kitchen knife?

Allah provides guidance pbuh

Just a bunch of Coooool cats & Jive turkeys .

Quit jiving me turkey

I am 50 and I am doing a hilarious bit on Twitter about how I go to work everyday and what the breakroom is like. HAR HAR HAR..Huh??

Lovers of low-priced soundbars.

I'm a 25 year old, employed bodybuilder manlet with mild alcoholism and a pretty horrendous history of physical and mental abuse as a child. I'm also the biggest faggot here, no doubt. I'm a really fucking nice guy.

18 is too old, if you pretend you’re 14, maybe you can finagle an iPad out of one of our beloved boys

I'm like a well-adjusted, better looking, physically fit, socially fit and non-ginger East Side Dave. Basically I'm nothing like ESD but I have a beard, mild alcoholism and a history of self-destructive behavior.

Besides raping children I’m a decent fella.

They probably had it coming.

I'm just you're average beloved comedian with 30 years' experience in the biz. I can keep a relationship (she's a doctor, in fact), but it's hard because I have to take so many pharmaceutical drugs on a daily basis.

I mainly come here to dissect the psychological nuances of different comedians. This is a very interesting pastime (because there are very few commonalities between comedians as a whole) which I also enjoy sharing with my many devoted fans. Heck, I even occasionally ask my fans for advice about what I should do in my life.

I know who this is guys.

Just your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Probably a bunch of regular people, mostly truckers.

Saints and scholars of the highest order.

Thoughts and prayers

you're just trying to compile a dossier, aren't you?

I have a master's degree and work in a professional office environment, i.e. I suck nigger dick

Got a case of the Mondays

Yes, I have syphilis.

Did you get my dick pic?

I'm Muslim

I'm 25, not fat, and I have a girlfriend. But then, I've only been here for 6 months. How much time before it all crumbles down guys??

Been waiting for the inevitable DWI and liver failure that comes with tenure here as well

Might never get it. I hope the faggots that run reddit don't take this sub down. I love you fellas

This thread is all me. I'm the only person posting here, all accounts you see here are my alts. And then YOU came and ruined it all..

We're all here for a bit of lawfter, but sherioushly folksh, we're all a little bit meshed up.

I'm 69 years young and live at 6969 W. BLOW ME ST.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh,and my email is [email protected] ha ha.

I'm a Moroccan pedophile who works construction. Anthony is a hero to guys like me.

Freekkillakhun

Recently became a middle school music teacher. Uncle Paul jokes run rampant in my head now.

People who don't sleep with trannies, unlike A&J.

Im British

I got a big fat fuckin dick

Get that out of your ass!

Are you Ponytail Ronnie?