Proof that Jimmy is not suicidal

18  2017-11-08 by TotallyNotObsi

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All kidding aside though, guys. I hope he kills Sam first.

If he killed himself and Sam on the air, it would be the greatest thing ever.

Jim: I've been feeling really alienated and depressed lately, I haven't really been able to sleep?

Sam: So you're telling me, you don't like being depressed and losing sleep?

Jim: Jesus Christ, of course fucking not. I thought that was obvious.

Sam: So you're telling me, you don't like when people say obvious things?

Jim: viciously murders Sam

[Opie enters, with Vic and Sherrod in tow]

Opie: Sniff...we're here for the show! Thanks for the invite, Jimmy!

Newscast: At SiriusXM studios, comedian Jim Norton committed a spree killing today, before taking his own life.

And now I'm jerking off

*Sam then himself

Frank the Frowner

Frowning Frunkus

He looks like he's checking out princess Alena's juicy cock.

This is when he was crying about Patrice. He puffed his cheeks like Vito did when Sonny was killed.

He cried when he remembered that Patrice told him that he was better than the girl he was dating.

He was thinking about himself at that moment too and how he's not better and needs to kill himself.