She has a youtube cooking show where she just gets hammered and embarasses her children. I've only watched a few but they were funny. Her kids seem like she raised good eggs too.
Women aren't supposed to be funny and no one wants them to be. It's like a snake trying to be cuddly, it isn't going to happen.
Just sit back, take a dick, shoot out some kids and make me dinner. I'm happy with that and women should be too because being hilarious is hard work, am I right fellas?
I'm going to assume that this video is all social behavior, preaching to the choir-style lecturing with no jokes. I say assume because I will never watch this gawbage.
My favorite is watching "cutesy" broads like this sail past some of the funniest unknowns/still open mic comics that are god-given talents, but aren't pretty enough to make it onto the faggot Laugh Factory stage. Half of these broads are like one year into doing stand up, and already on showcases and matinees, it's a fucking joke. (No pun intended)
Laugh Factory is the absolute pinnacle of LA comedy douche-dom. Their social media person (I'm almost positive it's a woman) only tweets/promotes the absolute lamest and slick jokes/comics on their shit. Jamey Massada is just a sleazy scumbag that knows what midwestern rubes visiting LA for a weekend want to see; if you want actual comedy, you'll go 3 miles down the street to the grimey, haunted, rotten, mean, authentic Comedy Store.
Melrose Improv is pretty good. Flappers in Burbank has really picked up in the last year. Lot of big names, in a 2 week period fucking Seinfeld and Adam Sandler did drop-in's. West Side Comedy Theater in Santa Monica is pretty good too, a lot of comics love to work out there, especially Chapelle. He's dropped in a couple times and stayed all night, going up into the DJ booth and shit.
Those are the best. Nerdmelt is good if you're a guilty white male that wants to hear straight white men demonized for whatever we did and endless "Drumpf" material; the Ha Ha Cafe in N Hollywood Im 90% sure is a mafia or organized crime front and a comedy club 2nd.
I like UCB when I'm with my chick. Wholesome, family-friendly material that still pulls a smile from me. Sometimes you've gotta be a pussy, what can I say.
I just can't stand the sanitized, cute, careful comedy done by a bunch of earnest 20 somethings all wearing jeans, chucks, a hoodie and glasses. I want Attell chain smoking in a Carhartt jacket.
Yeah but you're not talented or interesting. We've seen your awful Funny or Die videos & cringe inducing 'podcast', as well as that thread where you were dumbfounded why everyone thought you were an entitled faggot, so it doesn't surprise me you are blaming the 'system' maaaan for other untalented faggots moving passed you in droves.
You are basically an Opie. Completely incapable of self reflection & realizing that you are the common denominator in your numerous & everlasting failures.
I don't know how many times it going to take to prove that no one gives a shit about the stupid Ghostbusters thing from TWO years ago, that's as always so fucking weird that you know that/remember such an insignificant episode. I have no clue who you are, I dont know who 98% of the people on here are. Anyone that pays this much attention to any random poster in here is just so fucking weird it's beyond my comprehension. You truly must have no life and absolutely zero going on outside of 'hanging out on the internet' to know and be able to cite so much. Aren't you embarrassed?
You attempted to go viral, Opie, & it was the most severe immediate backfire I've ever seen on here. Don't downplay it, it was bad enough that you tried to erase it from the internet afterall. Own your shame, pussy.
Anyway, I would stop bringing it up but every time I come across your posts on here (you post 9000 times a fucking day, so it's unavoidable) you display the same complete lack of self awareness that you did back then. You blame people more successful than you as being untalented, entitled, unaware, when those are the exact things you got ran off here for. That's why you're so annoying. You remind me of Opie blaming his mother for all of his own personality flaws.
Anyway, do you have any connections in the boom mic operating industry?
Your bizarre fascination with me is almost touching, sir. I just love that you think you have this earth shattering "scandal" on me, it's adorable. Keep trying, and keep up your little tempest in a teapot you adorable little thing, you. I'll keep doing my things, you keep doing your things, get cozy because we'll both be here for years. (Keep trotting out your tired shit to absolutely zero effect, it's obviously the only hand you have to play. "You're not funny, and you pissed off the Adam Carolla sub once, years ago." Wow, how ever will I carry on...)
Probably biased because I like the podcast she does with her husband Tom Segura, but I thought Christina P's recent Netflix special was good. The first female stand-up special I watched the entirety of. The content was as typical as expected, but some of it was still edgy (like going after trannies and the non-binary), and her timing, delivery, and stage presence were good.
Lisa Lampanelli is bearable. She had one of the funniest roast jokes of all time with: "I'm not saying Andy Dick is gay, but I am saying he can guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it."
Not saying all jokes were bad, but I listened to the first 8 or 9 videos and it's all about either hooking up with men or their bodies needing to look good--the implication being they need to be attractive to hook up with men. So brave.
You attempted to go viral, Opie, & it was the most severe immediate backfire I've ever seen on here. Don't downplay it, it was bad enough that you tried to erase it from the internet afterall. Own your shame, pussy.
Anyway, I would stop bringing it up but every time I come across your posts on here (you post 9000 times a fucking day, so it's unavoidable) you display the same complete lack of self awareness that you did back then. You blame people more successful than you as being untalented, entitled, unaware, when those are the exact things you got ran off here for. That's why you're so annoying. You remind me of Opie blaming his mother for all of his own personality flaws.
Anyway, do you have any connections in the boom mic operating industry?
63 comments
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-11-07
A woman standing in front of a sign that says "Laugh Factory" is the greatest joke of all.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-07
should be saying 'Stink Factory'... talking about her cootah & her jokes.
1 piggyboi 2017-11-07
Fawk yeah! Or "Cootah Factory!"
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-11-07
bolded ampersand fuddah muckas
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-07
most women that are even tolerable are hacks copying men.
I do have a few exceptions; roseanne was funny in the 80s, I genuinely like kathleen madigan and maria bamford
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-07
Roseanne is still funny. She seems like she's the only one left not playing the 'i pretend to not be PC, but am PC' game
1 Buttpudding 2017-11-07
Her Hitler joke when she was on The Green Room with Patrice was fucking legend.
1 dmix 2017-11-07
She has a youtube cooking show where she just gets hammered and embarasses her children. I've only watched a few but they were funny. Her kids seem like she raised good eggs too.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-07
if maria bamford were a man she would be a lower-middle comic, she's like a more irritating jeremy hotz.
1 Sinix387 2017-11-07
I get that she seems like a sweet woman and she's put in time but she's just not that good. You're right, lower tier.
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-11-07
Roseanne was/is fucking funny. Because she's not trying and she doesn't give a fuck.
1 decmcg 2017-11-07
Women aren't supposed to be funny and no one wants them to be. It's like a snake trying to be cuddly, it isn't going to happen.
Just sit back, take a dick, shoot out some kids and make me dinner. I'm happy with that and women should be too because being hilarious is hard work, am I right fellas?
1 throwawawyy2 2017-11-07
Like a great poet once said: JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME!!!
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-11-07
I deserve to be BLOWN, BEFORE we go to the Jacuzzi
1 ElectraMustaine 2017-11-07
STOP BEING THAT
1 RacistPigeon 2017-11-07
My python was very cuddly. But the rest of your statement is spot on.
1 mightyqueef 2017-11-07
Your Python doesn't like you, it likes heat.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-11-07
You didn't specify the reason for cuddling, did you.
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-07
Eh some women are funny but it's hard to be fuckable and funny at the same time. Its why most comedians are wormy looking tubs of ugly
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-11-07
I'm going to assume that this video is all social behavior, preaching to the choir-style lecturing with no jokes. I say assume because I will never watch this gawbage.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-07
You would be wrong. It's about how black guys are like "hey girl" and mexican guys are like "sup girl". It's hilarious, and you are just a hater.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-11-07
You forgot when she said and white guys are like, "that's the most rohypnol I've ever seen a woman take."
1 thrillated 2017-11-07
I, for some reason, don't see Nia Burr on the playlist. Whose mistake is this?
1 feignsc2 2017-11-07
Ha, my wife is hilarious..(looks down)
1 Pr0gNuT 2017-11-07
That was so sad haha
1 jewpotatos 2017-11-07
She's funny. Would be an excellent addition to the chip podcast. Her chin is normal sized too.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
My favorite is watching "cutesy" broads like this sail past some of the funniest unknowns/still open mic comics that are god-given talents, but aren't pretty enough to make it onto the faggot Laugh Factory stage. Half of these broads are like one year into doing stand up, and already on showcases and matinees, it's a fucking joke. (No pun intended)
Laugh Factory is the absolute pinnacle of LA comedy douche-dom. Their social media person (I'm almost positive it's a woman) only tweets/promotes the absolute lamest and slick jokes/comics on their shit. Jamey Massada is just a sleazy scumbag that knows what midwestern rubes visiting LA for a weekend want to see; if you want actual comedy, you'll go 3 miles down the street to the grimey, haunted, rotten, mean, authentic Comedy Store.
1 PassProtect15 2017-11-07
Anywhere else to see good comedy in LA? Or is the Comedy Store the only place?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
Melrose Improv is pretty good. Flappers in Burbank has really picked up in the last year. Lot of big names, in a 2 week period fucking Seinfeld and Adam Sandler did drop-in's. West Side Comedy Theater in Santa Monica is pretty good too, a lot of comics love to work out there, especially Chapelle. He's dropped in a couple times and stayed all night, going up into the DJ booth and shit.
Those are the best. Nerdmelt is good if you're a guilty white male that wants to hear straight white men demonized for whatever we did and endless "Drumpf" material; the Ha Ha Cafe in N Hollywood Im 90% sure is a mafia or organized crime front and a comedy club 2nd.
1 PrincipalBlackman 2017-11-07
Only thing worse than the Hack Factory is UCB.
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-11-07
I like UCB when I'm with my chick. Wholesome, family-friendly material that still pulls a smile from me. Sometimes you've gotta be a pussy, what can I say.
1 PrincipalBlackman 2017-11-07
I just can't stand the sanitized, cute, careful comedy done by a bunch of earnest 20 somethings all wearing jeans, chucks, a hoodie and glasses. I want Attell chain smoking in a Carhartt jacket.
1 JMueller2012 2017-11-07
I’m just not going to go see comedy in LA
1 PrincipalBlackman 2017-11-07
Comedy Store is great, that's the place to go.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-11-07
keep working those mics dude, youre gonna make it
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
I actually put work in, unlike a lot of people. Putting work in is the stupid way to do things in LA; it generally leads to absolutely nothing.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-11-07
Yeah but you're not talented or interesting. We've seen your awful Funny or Die videos & cringe inducing 'podcast', as well as that thread where you were dumbfounded why everyone thought you were an entitled faggot, so it doesn't surprise me you are blaming the 'system' maaaan for other untalented faggots moving passed you in droves.
You are basically an Opie. Completely incapable of self reflection & realizing that you are the common denominator in your numerous & everlasting failures.
Never forget, hidey boy: https://np.reddit.com/r/AdamCarolla/comments/3pvfzn/i_was_lotj_last_week_i_bought_the_3000/
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
I don't know how many times it going to take to prove that no one gives a shit about the stupid Ghostbusters thing from TWO years ago, that's as always so fucking weird that you know that/remember such an insignificant episode. I have no clue who you are, I dont know who 98% of the people on here are. Anyone that pays this much attention to any random poster in here is just so fucking weird it's beyond my comprehension. You truly must have no life and absolutely zero going on outside of 'hanging out on the internet' to know and be able to cite so much. Aren't you embarrassed?
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-11-07
You attempted to go viral, Opie, & it was the most severe immediate backfire I've ever seen on here. Don't downplay it, it was bad enough that you tried to erase it from the internet afterall. Own your shame, pussy.
Anyway, I would stop bringing it up but every time I come across your posts on here (you post 9000 times a fucking day, so it's unavoidable) you display the same complete lack of self awareness that you did back then. You blame people more successful than you as being untalented, entitled, unaware, when those are the exact things you got ran off here for. That's why you're so annoying. You remind me of Opie blaming his mother for all of his own personality flaws.
Anyway, do you have any connections in the boom mic operating industry?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
Your bizarre fascination with me is almost touching, sir. I just love that you think you have this earth shattering "scandal" on me, it's adorable. Keep trying, and keep up your little tempest in a teapot you adorable little thing, you. I'll keep doing my things, you keep doing your things, get cozy because we'll both be here for years. (Keep trotting out your tired shit to absolutely zero effect, it's obviously the only hand you have to play. "You're not funny, and you pissed off the Adam Carolla sub once, years ago." Wow, how ever will I carry on...)
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-11-07
"My ebaumsworld video won a web comedy award, I'm just asking questions!"
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
Yep, "a web comedy award." You really are the Woodward & Bernstein to my Nixon.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-07
So you're a failed standup, ey?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-07
Yes, Jamey.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-07
That's a Jamey?
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-11-07
Is the link to the first video in the list? Anjelah Johnson?
Her fortune cookie bit was just 70's level casual racism. Sarah Silverman would flog herself in the street for that.
1 dmix 2017-11-07
And it bombed here. That's how unfunny women are.
1 LevStrauss 2017-11-07
Is it a woman comedian playlist or are they just moving files into their recycle bin?
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-11-07
What's the difference?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-07
Well one's a collection of videos to be played sequentially and the other is a folder on your desktop to delete any digital files.
1 herpacin 2017-11-07
Literal yumah
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-07
A compilation of women being funny is like an Opie with humor. See, it doesn't exist... boo.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-11-07
That's right. Boo.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-11-07
So, did Ms. Johnson get called out on her racist tirade yet?
1 iSOBigD 2017-11-07
They should have put these videos on their other channel "A Smirk at Best Factory" or somethin'.
1 blackoutjason 2017-11-07
Thats not how to spell Angela you savage.
1 jofreal 2017-11-07
Probably biased because I like the podcast she does with her husband Tom Segura, but I thought Christina P's recent Netflix special was good. The first female stand-up special I watched the entirety of. The content was as typical as expected, but some of it was still edgy (like going after trannies and the non-binary), and her timing, delivery, and stage presence were good.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-07
I'm just going to assume I won't like her cause she has a cunt.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-11-07
"I have a friend named Maria who has cerebral palsy so she's in a wheelchair and can't use her arms very well"
Normally I don't like female comedians, but that one was actually pretty good
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-07
not gonna watch this or anything but yeah eat it up fems
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-11-07
I only enjoy the Annie Lederman because I can imagine what it's like to relieve myself on her calves
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-11-07
Lisa Lampanelli is bearable. She had one of the funniest roast jokes of all time with: "I'm not saying Andy Dick is gay, but I am saying he can guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it."
1 clay-davis 2017-11-07
Lisa's a man.
1 deranged_penguin 2017-11-07
Not saying all jokes were bad, but I listened to the first 8 or 9 videos and it's all about either hooking up with men or their bodies needing to look good--the implication being they need to be attractive to hook up with men. So brave.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-11-07
You attempted to go viral, Opie, & it was the most severe immediate backfire I've ever seen on here. Don't downplay it, it was bad enough that you tried to erase it from the internet afterall. Own your shame, pussy.
Anyway, I would stop bringing it up but every time I come across your posts on here (you post 9000 times a fucking day, so it's unavoidable) you display the same complete lack of self awareness that you did back then. You blame people more successful than you as being untalented, entitled, unaware, when those are the exact things you got ran off here for. That's why you're so annoying. You remind me of Opie blaming his mother for all of his own personality flaws.
Anyway, do you have any connections in the boom mic operating industry?