Ruskie Bitch: "You destroyed my reputation and you are the meanest person --"

Mel: "I did not destroy it because that shit's truuuuuuuuue!"

Ruskie: i am not a whore

Mel: ARE SO!

What a hero Mel Gibson is

"Fuck you, Tony, I'm no whore!"

People say Mel was juvenile during that call which is not 100% untrue.

But that fucking commie bitch argues with a monotone voice. What a complete sociopath. Like arguing with the supercomputer from Jeopardy.

She was obviously reading off a script. Fucking snake in the grass whore.

Probably, although most Russian women are dead, lifeless parasites as well.

I could argue that Mel Gibson is a top 7 human of all time

Liar, it's just bad jokes and hack puns.

How do you not understand that that is blasphemy within the context of Mel?

You're the one browsing the rest of reddit like a faggot

Good one.

The [deleted] doesn't help. I can still see the blue font of an original poster.

That is one dreamy mother fucker.

Every woman used to want to fuck Mel until they found out that he has very strict guidelines about when he is to be blown.

I wished I lived during a time when you could walk around smoking and everyone would have to deal with it. I miss smoking.

You can still do that anywhere outdoors in this country

Look at the incredibly bland wit of the top comment.

It amazes me what normal people think is smart, funny, original, etc.

I have plenty of energy to drive over there. AND I WILL!!!

Ever see Payback? I like that movie.

This is one of the rare movie where both the regular version and the director's cut are great. The entire third act is completely different, the director's cut has a cool ending, but it completely deletes the Kris Kristofferson character.

Oh my god, two celebrities smoking cigars!!!

Who's that dude smoking cigars with Mel?