They are constantly thinking of new material all the time! It drives them crazy. Having to think of jokes. Some people think that the guys who ran into the crumbling towers were heroes.
The comedian is the true hero, constantly risking his mental fitness with all that thinking about jokes. Those are heroes!
Like the South Park episode with the Raisen girls. Butters spends hundreds of dollars on this waitress that he thinks is his girlfriend and she can’t remember him from one of other regulars
This. Camwhoring is the new stripping, it's the same kind of woman - if camming wasn't a thing, they'd all be shaking their asses in a strip club.
I had a friend who was camming, and asked me to help her out, moderating her room, and I explored that world for a while. It's the same old bullshit - women selling a fantasy, and naive desperate men falling for it, and thinking they can find true love throwing money at them. I saw guys throw thousands of dollars at these girls - "Boo hoo, my computer broke!" - new 2K laptop shows up the next day. Meanwhile, they all have boyfriends, husbands, or girlfriends that they don't talk about in their cam room. It's fantasy. She's never going to fuck the dude who drops half his paycheck on her every two weeks. But she'll make him think it's possible.
I see the same shit happening on Twitch, and gamer channels on Youtube. Girl shows up, guys start throwing money at them, like they have a shot.
It's fucking pathetic. But I don't blame the girls, they're just selling a fantasy - nobody is forced to buy it.
Jim is falling down the same hole. Good luck to him. He's gonna need it.
exhales boy,that's a tough one. one the one hand you can say the relationship is totally one sided and based on money. but, on the other side..um..there is no other side...
not that it isn't pathetic, but how is Lynsi and 70%+ of marriages different? they put on a show for someone who has lots of money and grab the sugardaddy who has the deepest pockets they can latch themselves onto
I don't think Jimmy sees this as his last chance. I think this is what Jimmy has been looking for his whole life --a broke brained dude with a big unclipped hog, who looks like Dolf Lundgren, wears stripper clothes, and has a set of dreadfully awful bolt-ons.
What are you talking about?! Trying to establish a meaningful long term relationship with camgirl 3 decades younger than you who lives on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean is completely rational! There is no easier way to find love or long term companionship.
Princess Alena embodies a laundry list of qualities that should be considered automatic dealbreakers for the designation of true love. Jimmy is either really sick or just a hopeless glutton for punishment.
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54 comments
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-07
ffffffffffffffffff, that's a tough one dude
1 CharlieWaflesBR 2017-11-07
I'm guessing the fact that he was sucking dicks at the age of 6 probably has something to do with it...
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-11-07
Whoa whoa slow down, the jury is still out on the impact of childhood sex trauma.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-07
shhuuuuuuuuurrrreeee a li'l love never hurt nobody... after the first couple of times ahegh ahegh ahegh
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-11-07
DOSE PEER REVIEWED ARTICULS ARE LIES
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-11-07
Because maybe she is
1 Purplestahli 2017-11-07
she?
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
No U ar.
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-11-07
I'm ugly and I wouldn't even want to hang out with AIDS worm at this point without getting paid.
Can't imagine how much money a qt Aryan trap 30 years his junior is getting paid.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-11-07
About $60,000?
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-11-07
Fine, that and a lifetime supply of PrEP
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-07
It was a really good jerk sesh.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-07
You wouldn't understand it
You don't have a comedians mind
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-11-07
Yeah you civilian! Don't say hack that's our term!
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-07
Most people do misuse "hack" to mean simply "bad, though, and it's not just exclusive to comedy
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-11-07
"I want to 'hack' your limbs off and beat you unconscious with them."
Did I use it correctly?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-07
Mom's gonna freak!
1 ChuckChipperson 2017-11-07
They are constantly thinking of new material all the time! It drives them crazy. Having to think of jokes. Some people think that the guys who ran into the crumbling towers were heroes.
The comedian is the true hero, constantly risking his mental fitness with all that thinking about jokes. Those are heroes!
1 aprosbro 2017-11-07
This is how camgirls make money.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-11-07
Like the South Park episode with the Raisen girls. Butters spends hundreds of dollars on this waitress that he thinks is his girlfriend and she can’t remember him from one of other regulars
1 SkepticSloth 2017-11-07
This. Camwhoring is the new stripping, it's the same kind of woman - if camming wasn't a thing, they'd all be shaking their asses in a strip club.
I had a friend who was camming, and asked me to help her out, moderating her room, and I explored that world for a while. It's the same old bullshit - women selling a fantasy, and naive desperate men falling for it, and thinking they can find true love throwing money at them. I saw guys throw thousands of dollars at these girls - "Boo hoo, my computer broke!" - new 2K laptop shows up the next day. Meanwhile, they all have boyfriends, husbands, or girlfriends that they don't talk about in their cam room. It's fantasy. She's never going to fuck the dude who drops half his paycheck on her every two weeks. But she'll make him think it's possible.
I see the same shit happening on Twitch, and gamer channels on Youtube. Girl shows up, guys start throwing money at them, like they have a shot.
It's fucking pathetic. But I don't blame the girls, they're just selling a fantasy - nobody is forced to buy it.
Jim is falling down the same hole. Good luck to him. He's gonna need it.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
Stern, but fair.
1 les_rallizes_denudes 2017-11-07
HOO HOO
1 pitstained 2017-11-07
I believe it's a 12 step process
1 herpacin 2017-11-07
For the same reason some dudes fall in love with prostitutes. Delusions.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-11-07
This is just his way of coming out of the closet.
1 ustinkonice 2017-11-07
So we're just gonna motherfuck Jim now?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-07
Buncha scuuuumbaaags here
1 --DC-- 2017-11-07
It's a tough one man.... baby boy's gonna call up and bitch?
1 age_of_cage 2017-11-07
How is it that people here keep talking about "camgirl", "she" and "her" when this man seems to be very proud of his meaty cock?
1 Phkna1 2017-11-07
That girl has a dick
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
OH SHIT, THIS BITCH GOT A DICK!
1 Incelbydate 2017-11-07
Some men just love being betabuxcucks.
1 TacolasCage 2017-11-07
Jimmy... Never forget that you DANCED
1 chippersonlyle 2017-11-07
I assume you're using the word "man" loosely here.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
I don't subscribe to the use of gender terms.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-11-07
As well as the word "camgirl".
1 Senators86 2017-11-07
Are you suggesting that this cam"girl" may not truly be in love with James Morton and is using him for his money?
1 Sthenine 2017-11-07
exhales boy,that's a tough one. one the one hand you can say the relationship is totally one sided and based on money. but, on the other side..um..there is no other side...
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-11-07
not that it isn't pathetic, but how is Lynsi and 70%+ of marriages different? they put on a show for someone who has lots of money and grab the sugardaddy who has the deepest pockets they can latch themselves onto
1 JohnQNo1 2017-11-07
Exacyly. When money closes the door behind it, love flies out the window.
1 jtormeyx 2017-11-07
Frunkus
1 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2017-11-07
I don't think Jimmy sees this as his last chance. I think this is what Jimmy has been looking for his whole life --a broke brained dude with a big unclipped hog, who looks like Dolf Lundgren, wears stripper clothes, and has a set of dreadfully awful bolt-ons.
1 Shoofro 2017-11-07
The Dolf Lundgren reference made me laugh unexpectedly.
1 DickAction 2017-11-07
What are you talking about?! Trying to establish a meaningful long term relationship with camgirl 3 decades younger than you who lives on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean is completely rational! There is no easier way to find love or long term companionship.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
Are you a Nigerian prince who needs to use my bank account? PM'd you all my account info.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-11-07
To be fair, I've heard they can be quite convincing.
1 Donutsgonuts11 2017-11-07
It makes me wonder how this delusional faggot even got a advice show in the first face
1 mcb84 2017-11-07
Because it made sense on paper
1 jofreal 2017-11-07
Princess Alena embodies a laundry list of qualities that should be considered automatic dealbreakers for the designation of true love. Jimmy is either really sick or just a hopeless glutton for punishment.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-11-07
A hopeless bromantic
1 kevin121312 2017-11-07
wearing panties while having a penis is numero uno
1 kevin121312 2017-11-07
Welcome to Ted Scheckler's House of Love. We sell dates with transvestites for $40,000. If you want to take her out, you have to hire a lawyer for $30,000 then you have to fly to a country with a non-extradition treaty for white collar crimes. We have one customer, but he's a pay pig!
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