he looks like he just finished sucking off some hot "girl"

looks like the mice already got to his ear

You should have picked a more believable method of suicide. You need a chin to hang yourself, otherwise you'll just slip right out of the noose.

I bet he'd OD on pills like the woman he is.

5 beer would do it. Not the full six pack because he'd feel like a pig and wouldn't have anything to talk about on the next show.

Thoughts and prayers....l

The noose would just slide over where his chin should be.

erotic asphyxiation

You have earned a eulogy from the Chippah.

Jim will go out in a bathrobe with bowl of broth and an empty bottle of PReP, not swinging from the rafters.