Yeah I eventually just start tugging my prick too often again and forget about it.

I go out on a lot of dates hoping to find someone to look past all my deal-breaking qualities. Not working out too well.

There's some desperate beta bitch out there who will put up with your personality to get some regular wet hole to use, at least for a few months. Chin up!

Blowjob before dinner.

Okay, Mel Gibson.

Just lie about what a mess you are. There's no shortage of chumps who will deal with a girl like you so long as you give them some of that sweet brown sugar.

I work as many hours as possible

I work 6am-11pm 7 days a week. Sundays they force me to get out at 8 which leaves 4 hours of self reflection, that's when the sudden realization that I'm going to die alone starts to creep in so I just pour alcohol on it like most of life's problems.

wtf do you do bro?

Hopefully air traffic control

At a certain point you just stop caring

IDGAC

get some hobbies and interests that are acceptable to make small talk about.

I go to clubs and while dancing with women, I yell obscenities at them and get away with it because the music's so loud and they can't hear.

Cunts.

Ah yes, the ol Patrick Bateman...

sort yourself out man

Oh look at mr. I actually enjoy living.

I just tell these bitches about my micro penis up front. Sometimes I get laid, usually I don't. I've come to the realization that they're just as dead inside as I am.

go for girls with no tits or ass, better chances they wont care if ur not packin

So ironic to get sage advice from the o&a sub. Usually we call each faggots and move on. Cheers bud.

cheers faggot, now go fuck some skinny bitches

How had you not thought of that?

And your tactic of telling them upfront is horrible. That's the last thing she should find out, by which point, she will not care.

That'll win them over.

Do you really have a micro dick? Like a medical microdick or just a tiny pecka?

I was born with klinefelters syndrome that I didn't get diagnosed for until I was 17, after a handful of very embarrassing, awkward sexual experiences with my first girlfriends. Then I was put on testosterone and things got a Lil better but still a lot of sexual frustration, until I stopped giving a shit around 30 years old. And for the last 6 years, whenever I start getting close to women, after it starts getting past the formalities, I'll disclose that I was born with that. Some women are superficial cunts and some don't care. It's all a numbers game. Still haven't found anyone that wants to stick around for over a year though. But I'm to blame for some of that falling out as well. Either way, I'm glad I was able to find a sense of humor through all of it and not become a suicidal fuckwad.

Good for you man. My admiration for you just makes me more disgusted at myself. I started dating this Filipina girl after my g/f died a few months back, but didn't care for her and quite frankly started respecting my solitude. I wanna give myself a few more months of soul searching before I start looking for someone again. Does Klinefelters lead to an actual microdick?

Well there's different degrees of it. I was blessed with having the symptoms of tiny balls and cock lol. And I was can't bare children, grow facial hair and some learning disabilities that aren't really a disability. More like my cognitive learning skills aren't inclined to learn at the degree average children learn. After I was diagnosed and got tutored, my grades got far better and learning started becoming some what fun. Sorry to hear about you old lady man, hope your source searching goes well. Just get your dick wet a lil in the mean time. Don't wanna go gay or anything.

haha thanks dude. There aren't many women my age here that are single, and I don't like fucking with married women. So, I've prepared myself for a dry spell, but so far it's worked well for me. Anyway, you're a far better man than me, and although that isn't saying much when you consider what a fuck up I am, it counts for something. Good luck with your tiny peckah.

Yep, gl in your shit as well. I'm sure I'll see ya around the sub.

Sorry you lost your girl.

thanks, buddy. 'nother day, 'nother dollar, huh, pal? Get me my Danish with cheese, monster energy drink, and menthol pall malls and I'm ready to AC/DC.

I stopped trying to have normal monogamous relationships and just find women online who want to fuck and that's it. It's a lot easier than pretending to care about someone else and you get right to sex. Bonus: you never have to actually go on dates but sometimes rent a motel room. Oh, and fucking women I already know has been working pretty well, too. The trick is to die inside and refuse any idea of a normal relationship, instead just plunging into a hedonistic lifestyle. It drink pretty good.

We're not all lonely creeps. Im just here for the laughs

Oh look at Mr. Hasalife over here. OOOOOOOOOOoooo!

Im married. But if i keep doing Chip impersonations around here she might leave soon.

This’d be just the thing to snap Norton out of his funk.

What's his name? BOOM, still got it.

FAWKIN BURIED THAT SOCK CUCKA!

Alcohol, mostly.

I eat.

Jerk off then bury myself in work and hobbies

I spend my spare time arming myself to the teeth for the impending apocalypse/race war/North Korean invasion Red Dawn style/ape uprising.

It's a-comin' folks.

hopefully all at once

Keep fucking her but don't invest emotionally and don't ever let her move in with you. Eventually some lesser pig will come along and you'll be slightly less depressed.

I drink a lot and fuck different women but I'm not happy because I can't find someone that I actually want to be with. You'd think having sex with lots of women would be good, but it's just empty. So I drink and bang more to not be alone but in the end I feel lonelier.

I just don't bother. I go to work, come home, then drink Coors while playing Football Manager and watching some crap on TV until I fall asleep. Weekends are for occasional hangs (brothaman) with friends that don't have significant others that force them to stay at home and talk about their dumb kids.

So you hang with only dudes? Maybe your gay

Marijuana and, to a lesser extent, cocaine and booze. Fold that in with taking years of deep seated anger out on whomever crosses me, constant renting of whores and endless trolling for pussy online and I'm coping, baby!

You can do better. There's a million fatties who would never cheat on you and will give you blowjobs whenever you want.

This used to be the case, but not anymore. Even the fattest, nastiest, trashiest messes out there feel entitled to the top tier men. And guess what, due to online dating, they're a few clicks away from banging every stud within 10 miles from her depending on how horny the dudes are. This inflates even the lowest tier women's ego and sense of self-worth drastically, and then you factor in this strong independent womyn bullshit and fat positivity and all that feminist drivel, and regular dudes are in fucksville.

You're hanging with the wrong kind of fatties then. That's not my experience

I always liked chubby girls. I'm a bit of a chubby chase, but never really did the full blown fatty thing unless extremely intoxicated and desperate. My evidence is what I've seen personally and second hand accounts from bitter, regular dudes who are struggling like crazy to get laid. I have several goodlooking, successful friends who are having an increasingly difficult time getting laid, despite being charming and having decent game. Meanwhile I know several studs who go on dates and then bang out hot chicks left and right, and on a literal minutes notice can line up these fat pigs to do whatever they please with. A friend of mine was telling me he got messaged on POF by some cute Indonesian girl with a hijab who was slightly chubby and awkward. He was fucking around with her via txt, thinking she was just experimenting with online dating and didn't fully understand casual hookup culture. Within an hour of their initial contact, she took the bus to his house from a neighboring city, and she was eating his ass, and he fucked hers afterward. Something tells me she wouldn't be doing any of this with just some random guy, nor her future husband she's saving "her virginity" for.

I dress well and stay amiable at work, then I log on here and get competitive about Qaden Kuhn jokes.

I score major puss and have lots of 3-ways with complete skanks.

PROTIP: Fingerless gloves are your friend.

Just make sure to begin and end every day with a smile, knowhatimsayin gang?

Remember you're better than her. You're certainly an awful social creep of some sort but at least you're not woman.

okay patrice

"No, no. Patrice is no longer with us" - Lady Di

I've picked up and moved to my native homeland after 2 decades of debauchery after my g/f died. Been here for 3 months, stone sober. I've been doing hikes, going to the ocean, doing small scale farming and generally trying to enjoy the wonder that is the great outdoors after living in the festering scab that is NYC virtually my whole life. I haven't felt this good since I was 18. Try to work on yourself and figure out what you wanna do with your life. Find happiness in your life, and women will be attracted to it so they can try to destroy it for you. Pump and dump them before they weasel their way in.

Try to work on yourself and figure out what you wanna do in your life

Oh that's easy

It's not easy at all, but can definitely be done. Try to limit the distractions as much as possible, take a step back, and think about where you wanna be, and calculate the path of least resistance to get there. I never had the foresight to do that and consequently ruined my life. Now at 33 I have to start over. My, bed, my mess. But assuming the OP is younger and less experienced, he could learn from this hindsight. Don't stall and/or waste your time on stupid shit. Time flies when you're miserable, and by the time you figure that out, it's over.

I let my parents move in with me.

Did you really? Gee, you really are friendly.

It's their house.

I have a pet

Just pay for sex, dude. It's a lot of fun and you avoid so much drama.

Me, I read

I live in my guido mansion playing video games and entice troubled teens to hang out with me.

Hit the gym, or get rich and buy Norton’s ex.

Lots of benzos and booze.

Oh look at Mr. Hasalife over here. OOOOOOOOOOoooo!

Try to work on yourself and figure out what you wanna do in your life

Oh that's easy