I see a lot of comments here today "concerned" about Jimmy's mental health and I'd like to add to them...

69  2017-11-06 by Joey_Cusack

... ignore these cunts. They don't know you and only want you to make them laugh. They're selfish! You can make all the pain and suffering go away. Follow your heart.

P.S. Please take Sam with you.

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Damn bruh, you cold as a mug

A number of Jim's friends did the ol' self-slaughter and are no longer suffering.

Shinkelbout it.

I dunno bout you, but Giraldo seems happy to me, along with Jeni.

Shinkelbout it.

Jew

Probably should've specified that you were talking to Jimmy and not just voicing a general concern, now it reads like you're talking to me and it doesn't work. Woof.

now it reads like you're talking to me and it doesn't work

It still works.

Shaddup.

Why do they call is a Sue-icide, why don't they call it a Rebecca-icide? Why don't the call it a Michelle-icide? Why don't they call it a Duh duh duh duhduh duh Deloris-icide

Sue-icide!!

slams hand on desk

Sue-icide why not Sue-outside

fawk yeh this guy gets it

That’s where Tranthony wants her...Sue-inside.

peckahs.....he loves em

That's gold, Jerry!

Anthony committed Sue inside.

nigger

That's the smartest thing anyone has said in this thread. You must be a goddamn genius.

Play to your audience and shut up.

I think we can all get behind that PS message. You shouldn't go alone.

Jim - You have one chance to go out and be remembered fondly like Patrice.

Do it right, and also, stop doubting yourself. You'll never know you hit that level unless you try.

Was 99% sure it was going to be a Rich Voss at funny bone 11 pm, absolutely no comp list

i would've bet money this was a Voss-plugs roll, dammit

Does anyone have the audio for it?

add them to... the big truckload of thoughts and prayers going to Texas today.

Do it with a +1

Jim, you don't need a pull-up bar to hang yourself. Get some rope and a bottle of sleeping pills. Tie one end of the rope to your doornob, make a noose out of the other end, down the pills, put the noose around your neck, and doze off! It's simple!

A better idea: wrap a towel around your doorknob and your neck and jack off to a women's tennis match. Then stab your grandparents in their sleep.

Not a suicidal solution but it'd definitely get some attention.

Hard to believe a guy who has to drill holes in a wiped hard drive before disposing of it in the east river wouldn’t be a picture of sanity

Shaddup.

I dunno bout you, but Giraldo seems happy to me, along with Jeni.

Shinkelbout it.

Jew