The fat fuck shaved his tits ... never shave your tits ... like going full retard

I dated a girl who loved IPAs and her titties were ginormous, so this research checks out.

Just kidding, I’ve never touched a female because I’m morbidly obese and have been described as “excessively hirsute.”

hirsute?

Hairy

Fancy word

Every one of my family members are lifelonh heavy beer drinkers and none of the guys have tits. Everyone today just looks at statistics and doesnt use common sense.

Now I have excuse.

Who knew Gregg was an alcoholic?

Hairy