Will anyone be nice enough to give a quick rundown of who this Alena “lady” is?
10 2017-11-05 by dogvoicemail
BTW a nice round of applause for the detectives in this sub for the highly likelihood of discovering Jim’s GF/BF.
10 2017-11-05 by dogvoicemail
BTW a nice round of applause for the detectives in this sub for the highly likelihood of discovering Jim’s GF/BF.
25 comments
1 3stepsbackward 2017-11-05
She's a dude with a cock bigger than 95% of this sub.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-05
jimmys a lucky boy
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-05
i dont like to joke around about cock size. she's like 7" long, 6" around - 75-80th percentile.
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-05
If you're talking about the general population, yeah. But I've only seen 1 cock bigger than hers here
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-05
how do women feel about a man who says he is 7" long, but only when he takes dick pills and presses a wooden ruler into his pubic bone until it hurts? "liar" is such a harsh word.
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-05
I have no concept of measurement because im a woman so 7 inches means nothing to me. Everyone says theyre 7 inches though. Big ones and small ones. Some of them have to be lying but im not sure which ones
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-05
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Measurement
1 WikiTextBot 2017-11-05
Measurement
Measurement is the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. The scope and application of a measurement is dependent on the context and discipline. In the natural sciences and engineering, measurements do not apply to nominal properties of objects or events, which is consistent with the guidelines of the International vocabulary of metrology published by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. However, in other fields such as statistics as well as the social and behavioral sciences, measurements can have multiple levels, which would include nominal, ordinal, interval, and ratio scales.
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1 Bams_seed 2017-11-05
Thanks bro
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-05
7 for white guys. Black guys always claim at least 9.
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-05
No they always say 7. Black 7 is big though 😌
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-05
When brothaz are braggin about dick size I always heard 9"-12".
1 Bams_seed 2017-11-05
Hook a sista up
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-05
He's an African American gentleman named Anthony from Long Island.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-05
dassabesso
1 Nier_faot 2017-11-05
My homeboy once described his as going to his knee when he got a boner.
1 Dannyprecise 2017-11-05
I’m a Colombian 9
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-11-05
The BBC myth has it's basis in that blacks were deemed as animals back in the day. American blacks have on average smaller dicks than their African continent ancestors, which puts them on par with American whites.
Checkmate, atheists.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-11-05
The simple two fists pressed together measurement is the answer to this. Figure out the rough width of your hands across the knuckles, most girls it's around 2.5-3 inches (everyone feel free to make your own jokes here about some "girls" having fists the size of George Foreman, etc.). Accurate penis readings from this day forth shall be your reward.
1 amac2001 2017-11-05
She's a camgirl tranny that "gets around". Probably has the hiv and cant get into the US. Jim can only see her outside the US, hence the cancelling of gigs to go to canada to see her. Most likely gives her a lot of money (very bobo-esque)
1 liesalotguy 2017-11-05
He's a tranny that has NOTHING on Ana Mancini
1 SteakSauce66 2017-11-05
Dat bitch dead
1 DinduMcNuffins 2017-11-05
wrong bitch
1 SteakSauce66 2017-11-05
Gahdammit... it is and I wasn’t even close. Not sure if I should be proud or not.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2017-11-05
Damnit. I was primed to say "She should be called Ana Man-chin-i". You know, because a lot of trannies still have prominant jawlines. But after some intensive research I found that Ana's face actually passes for female.
So there's my way of still making the joke without actually making the joke.