I moved into a new apartment recently and I just found out that the previous tenant was a negress. Should I buy myself out of the lease? I need advice.

How did you find out? Does everything permanently smell like coco butter?

Luckily we thought to have a maid clean the place up before moving in. But, I checked my mailbox this morning and found a bill addressed to someone by the undeniably negroidal name of Tawnia.

Last name Jackson?

Lol, you can only afford a place where black people live. You deserve it

Should I buy myself out of the lease?

Bath yourself out of the lice

You should lick the toilet bowl.

Niggers aren't people

Peckahs

My toenails seem to grow at an abnormal pace.

Ok thanks thread.

Send them to Fez.

Shut the fuck up

Joanna is still the GOAT.

This concept has been a rousing success.

I haven't seen legs go so far back since dominik hasek robbing sundin in the late 90s

HAHAHAHO OH LEE EE SHI HIT

'I haven't seen legs go so far back since dominik hasek robbing sundin in the late 90s'

'HAHAHAHO OH LEE EE SHI IT'

Hey fellas. Hope you're all having a swell weekend.

I'm swelling as I type.

The is subreddit has been extremely in active since, I don't know, around July 2014? Nothing ever happens here. No content. But gosh darn this weekly thread sure has all heck gets me out of bed every Sunday morning. Keep the comments coming friends

The sub is twice as active now then it was when o&a were on the air.

Oh dear lord

Oh dear lord, you're retarded...

If there was any justice in this world, Brother Wease would be tried for his war crimes: the indiscriminate slaughter of civilians, the heroin shipments, the child trafficking ring in Cambodia.

These threads have only managed to radicalize me further and now I'm certain the holocaust never happened and the world must know

Adam Eget? Apologies if I've doxxed you

My parents still haven't come home from church.

Alcohol seems to negatively impact my pecka. I need to give myself a couple of sober hours now and then so I can fuck my wife.

I have a job now. Arent you guys excited for me?

What are you doing?

At a hip bar

Today, right around 1130 on my sunday "check on shit" shift, i was talking to the sales clerk and the chime rang, which happens when someones entering the store. Only this time no one entered the store, the automated door was being tripped by a retarded man. He was stumbling about, yelling his nonsense, and scaring the fucking daylights out of everyone. I calmly walked towards him, took him by his suspenders and guided him across the parking lot to the 7/11 exxon/mobil gas station. I left him there. When i left this afternoon I saw a changed man, and when i say that I dont mean he wasnt retarded anymore because he most certainly was. But I saw he was smiling and had a red ring of candy residue around his mouth, and a half of one of those foot long slim jims with a fountain Coke. And i thought to myself, goddamn I hope we can start to sense these things in the womb and kill them before it becomes more of a problem.

Just wanted to share a recipe for salmon roe butterbrot -

so I start by baking a baguette, warming some butter to just above room temperature, but below melting point, then you take out the salmon roe. Then I take a big bottle of rice vinegar, I soak my dick in it, cut my arms with the steak knife and I cry. My father walks in and shows concern for me. I go to the hospital, and stay in the psych ward for 3 days. On the third day they release me saying I don't appear to be a threat to myself or others. I return to my cold empty apartment with the roe, baguette, and butter still on the table. It's all inedible by this point, so I throw it in the trash.

You can have a nice spinach salad on the side, I find it goes great with this.

I'm taking the afternoon off, gang. Little snack, put my feet up, and look at creampie gangbang porn videos.

That's the exact same thing I did today. Are you me? And was the "actress" in your video named Lisey Sweet?

I just had a dream that I was working in a bar and Snoop from The Wire was sitting at a table by herself looking really, really depressed. Then she got up and started singing Karaoke, and gave a beautiful rendition of 'Someone Saved My Life Tonight' by Elton John. Her voice was achingly beautiful. It was deep and soulful and angelic. I'm still haunted by it.

Is this where I post bad stuff about Sam?

Adam Eget? Apologies if I've doxxed you