And a ball of shit rolled out of his shorts. And a black guy punched him for saying "nigger" during a basketball game. And he was poor. And he could have been a model. And his mother caught his brother blowing himself.
Lmao at the comments, everyone has been hating Opie for years.
I like the interesting bit about his pen running out of ink. And how he thought to himself in the morning "I bet this pen will run out of ink today". And how he found a pen behind a couch cushion. It really set up how interesting the rest of the story was going to be.
he was also almost paralyzed boogie boarding. a huuuge wave hit him then as he said, he stood up and waited for the permanent paralysis of his legs to kick in lol.
I loved him scrambling to move on and the jokes just kept piling on. The Norton line about Erock was my favorite. "No, I'm too fat to push you. Remember?"
it was hilarious listening to him try to futility “steer the ship” away from his beating. mid-cripple Opie impressions “h-have y-you guys had scary moments? w-what were your scariest moments?”
faggot can’t take a beating for his own show and would rather have some trucker call in and tell a story about almost flipping over on a highway.
And... he was so poor he took his lunch to school in rolled up concrete bags, that sometimes had concrete dust in em. See.. his father was always doing concrete work around the house, it was his hobby and he was obsessed.
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1 shimshammcgraw 2017-11-05
No he didn't.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-11-05
That's not true.
1 just_lou 2017-11-05
And a ball of shit rolled out of his shorts. And a black guy punched him for saying "nigger" during a basketball game. And he was poor. And he could have been a model. And his mother caught his brother blowing himself.
1 bowmanrtr 2017-11-05
My favorite is him verbally slapping a lawyer around while on jury duty to thunderous applause from the rest of the court.
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-11-05
No he didn’t say that...i don’t believe you
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-11-05
Im about to listen, I think it's this one: https://youtu.be/kBYwDxRkH3o
1 _youtubot_ 2017-11-05
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1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-11-05
You can hear the moment he has that "ahh everyone looks really bored, gotta pump it up"
1 dmix 2017-11-05
Lmao at the comments, everyone has been hating Opie for years.
I like the interesting bit about his pen running out of ink. And how he thought to himself in the morning "I bet this pen will run out of ink today". And how he found a pen behind a couch cushion. It really set up how interesting the rest of the story was going to be.
1 oandauser 2017-11-05
This was the best story ever.
1 DeathChron 2017-11-05
He also claimed once that he was so poor his family could only buy him one pair of shoes a year. New shoes every year is not poor...
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-11-05
He also played shoot around with pistol Pete.
1 BlandOld 2017-11-05
And a black guy almost raped him in his apartment, but saw he was a guy and didnt
1 Pr0gNuT 2017-11-05
I forgot about this. As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate that unfunny hack. I wish he would have tried to fight a stingray under the water.
1 mattmull 2017-11-05
Don't forget mafia opie.
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-11-05
And he was a rockstar at math & science, as well as a 5 star athlete who could shoot the lights out on the court.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-11-05
Was this before he coulda been a fawkin model sniff
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-11-05
During
1 momomike 2017-11-05
he was also almost paralyzed boogie boarding. a huuuge wave hit him then as he said, he stood up and waited for the permanent paralysis of his legs to kick in lol.
1 commissarjb 2017-11-05
I forgive that story because of the conversation that started in the studio after.
1 herpacin 2017-11-05
Best episode ever the beating he took was epic.
1 dmix 2017-11-05
link?
1 herpacin 2017-11-05
https://youtu.be/n6Bo9mmbDTE
1 commissarjb 2017-11-05
I loved him scrambling to move on and the jokes just kept piling on. The Norton line about Erock was my favorite. "No, I'm too fat to push you. Remember?"
1 momomike 2017-11-05
it was hilarious listening to him try to futility “steer the ship” away from his beating. mid-cripple Opie impressions “h-have y-you guys had scary moments? w-what were your scariest moments?”
faggot can’t take a beating for his own show and would rather have some trucker call in and tell a story about almost flipping over on a highway.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-11-05
And... he was so poor he took his lunch to school in rolled up concrete bags, that sometimes had concrete dust in em. See.. his father was always doing concrete work around the house, it was his hobby and he was obsessed.
1 ustinkonice 2017-11-05
I've been hearing about this shit forever and have yet to hear it, can anyone possibly link it?
1 gunstore 2017-11-05
https://youtu.be/6xv1zTzY9iM
1 enzo_trash 2017-11-05
This would be funny to see take place on a tv show
Sounds like some Larry David shit