his grandmother? how does anyone really give a shit except for his immediate family? his close friends don't even care, but will cordially offer their condolences out of respect and social norms. how is it even newsworthy?
It's putting it mildly to call people assholes for making jokes. These fucking sheltered redditors have never had a hard day in their lives. Hopefully, if they're this depressed over the death of a celebrity's mother, when their own mother finally kicks the bucket, it should be so agonizing that it ends in a long, downward spiral of depression and eventual suicide.
With all the Weinstein shit going down, I wonder if Fallon’s alcoholic rumors will come to light soon. Specially, with his mom death, nigga going to hit a 5th of Vodka.
They got lots of press last year. Nobody cared because he's apparently a fun drunk who lets strangers hang out with him and picks up tabs for everybody. He doesn't get drunk and rant about minorities on twitter until 5 AM. Until he starts showing up to the show wasted or hitting his wife he's just a douchebag who won't grow up, so it's a non-story.
They got lots of press last year. Nobody cared because he's apparently a fun drunk who lets strangers hang out with him and picks up tabs for everybody. He doesn't get drunk and rant about minorities on twitter until 5 AM. Until he starts showing up to the show wasted or hitting his wife he's just a douchebag who won't grow up, so it's a non-story.
25 comments
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-11-05
Why do people pretend to give a shit.
1 Gahjooze 2017-11-05
his grandmother? how does anyone really give a shit except for his immediate family? his close friends don't even care, but will cordially offer their condolences out of respect and social norms. how is it even newsworthy?
1 LarryKleist711 2017-11-05
His mom died. The other faggot that replied to the post rambled on about his grandmother dying.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-05
Better question is why do people pretend to care? Same reason why people pretend to be outraged or offended or shocked. Because they need attention.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-11-05
MEEEE though!
1 revt1 2017-11-05
Wonder if he instinctively gave his over-the-top, obnoxious, fradulent laugh when the doctor's gave him the news.
1 xavier_stock 2017-11-05
Thanks, I wanted to hear a longer-winded version of the OP's joke.
1 revt1 2017-11-05
Just breaking it down for the listeners, bruthaman!
1 Dog-Pecker-Fly 2017-11-05
Thats Terrible I'm sorry
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-05
Oh no. Patton has killed again.
1 AFX337 2017-11-05
Thoughts and prayers.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-11-05
Everyone in that post is needs to have their heads caved in during a racially motivated carjacking.
1 liljoeyk 2017-11-05
"Jimmy ... my sweet boy...its getting dark...and cold and ... Dammit I don't WANT to play bedpan beer pong! "
1 xavier_stock 2017-11-05
I always sort posts by "controversial" when on another part of reddit. Those are the good comments.
1 tenthenewale 2017-11-05
You have a point: https://imgur.com/a/wqRr9
1 xavier_stock 2017-11-05
It's putting it mildly to call people assholes for making jokes. These fucking sheltered redditors have never had a hard day in their lives. Hopefully, if they're this depressed over the death of a celebrity's mother, when their own mother finally kicks the bucket, it should be so agonizing that it ends in a long, downward spiral of depression and eventual suicide.
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-11-05
2017 has been a tough year. But Opie getting fired makes up for it.
1 comic631 2017-11-05
who?
1 cu_nt 2017-11-05
How'd your parents die? Thats terrible im sorry.
1 Ministryofdiseases 2017-11-05
With all the Weinstein shit going down, I wonder if Fallon’s alcoholic rumors will come to light soon. Specially, with his mom death, nigga going to hit a 5th of Vodka.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-05
They got lots of press last year. Nobody cared because he's apparently a fun drunk who lets strangers hang out with him and picks up tabs for everybody. He doesn't get drunk and rant about minorities on twitter until 5 AM. Until he starts showing up to the show wasted or hitting his wife he's just a douchebag who won't grow up, so it's a non-story.
1 Ministryofdiseases 2017-11-05
Oh damn, was not aware of that. Eventually, fun drunks always get hit with tragedy and become assholes.
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-11-05
She was very badly raped, you see.
1 AppleFan79 2017-11-05
Poor, poor girl!
1 holodog 2017-11-05
When she was first admitted to the hospital, Jimmy brought his guitar to her room and did an amazingly accurate cover of Don't Fear the Reaper.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-11-05
His mom died. The other faggot that replied to the post rambled on about his grandmother dying.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-11-05
They got lots of press last year. Nobody cared because he's apparently a fun drunk who lets strangers hang out with him and picks up tabs for everybody. He doesn't get drunk and rant about minorities on twitter until 5 AM. Until he starts showing up to the show wasted or hitting his wife he's just a douchebag who won't grow up, so it's a non-story.