Is his dog a goldfish? Dogs dont forget their owners.

after a few days, dogs dont actively think about u. they would need to be reminded by your scent or actually seeing you for them to remember who u were.

ah peckahz

I mean are dogs actively thinking at all?

no need to get all deep & existential about this shitpost

What's in salt water that makes it bad for you.

probably buncha fawkin fish cum out there n shit rite bud

If there reminded by your scent of who you are then they recognize you.

If that's the case my dog would think I'm a jar of peanut butter.

I don't know where you're getting this from, but dogs will absolutely remember someone even after months or years.

However I still downvoted OP because I'm a follower.

im not saying that they completely forget who u r, im only saying they would need to be reminded that you existed

No, dogs have little baby brains filled with dick thoughts. They only recall you when they smell you, and even then, they don't like it

Burr is a cunt, countless times he preached about Pitbulls being safe and misunderstood and then gets rid of his because its dangerous. I can only guess how many of his moron fans went out and bought one that then proceeded to eat a baby.

He also used to say marriage was for suckers all the time, and look where he is now.

you can tell in his most recent special that he is pretty much done with standup, he lost his spark

Yeah his podcast has been in decline as well. I've listened since 2011 and the difference in quality is like night and day.

Its deteriorated into a circle jerk of inside jokes, self loathing and his wife coming on to bitch about things

Its all reddit level comedy fans, his base split into that or MRA fucks

I am so out of the loop ever since Opie got fired. I want to catch up but I don't even know how, there's no place to go for a summary of all the events going on with Opie, Anthony, and Jim. Listening to all the shows would takes days.

So why does this sub hate bill burr now? Any chance you can give me a summary on that?

To sum it up quickly... Because he married a cunt.

So my question is why does this sub hate bill burr now? Any chance you can give me a summary on that?

Very simple sir. His actions undermined his words. I could believe his bits before, now they seem disingenuous and that takes away a lot of the humour. He has no targets now and is shooting into the sky with a cap gun.

Ah gotcha. Okay, fair enough, thank you.

So is there a new comedian Opie fans are going to instead? (ie. Who's cool now to listen to?)

Nick Mullen of Cumtown, Sir.

Hell yes

If the Bonfire was always as good as they are when discussing the antics of Feldog, they would be a good option. But their show is too much miss and little hit.

Shit, I totally forgot about soder and big jay. Gotta look into them, thanks.

Is TACS worth the subscription?

Who are you calling an “opie fan”, faggot?

No you're a Redbar fan.

Thats even worse

Layyyyy deeeeeeees

I’m slowly giving up on it. That live one was terrible. The MMPC was good because he played the raging everyman with the occasional valid point. Now he’s rich, married, and has a kid thus undoing at least two of his valid points. He’s lost the edge that made him good in the first place. Now he’s just a spineless rich guy complaining and it sucks. I still listen to the old stuff when he was funny though.

The uninformed show with the anger therapist is still one of the funniest hour of radio I have ever heard.

Definitely. That whole show was great. I thought he was going to make Derosa cry multiple times.

When they were playing the voice mails for the therapist I was losing my shit. And them connecting Joe's love of milf porn and abandonment issues of his real mom... Man I'm sad I'll never see something that good again

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

Faggot

check out Standupliedown with Joe Matarese and Dr. Keith Ablow gonna be just like that.

i stopped listening when i found out nia was black.

you still watch his standup? i dont know how many specials ive missed but ive been down on him for about 3 years id guess. Getting on breaking bad was the beginning of the end of him having anything to say for me anyway.

His issue was his wife rescued an abused pitbull. Get one as a puppy and they'll be the most loyal dog you can buy.

Bullshit, those things are way more likely to be nuts, they were socially engineered to attack. Don't fall for the pit lobby rhetoric.

http://www.uexpress.com/gene-lyons/2017/3/15/denying-reality-wont-make-pit-bulls

Most pure bred dogs go crazy nowadays because of, get this, inbreeding.

That's not true. They just get hip problems and cancer and shit.

Good point, that's probably why we've all been hearing for years about that huge epidemic of golden retrievers and labradors attacking people.

So many black and brown people own golden retrievers and labradors?

Golden retrievers are the dumbest dogs on the planet though

They're not as aggressive towards people unless they're raised poorly (lots of them are, because the people attracted to the breed are usually morons)

The biggest issue with pitbulls, is that when they do attack, they do a shitload of damage. If you get bitten by a golden retriever, you'll be fine. If you get bitten by a pit, you'll probably need to go to the hospital. The stats are skewed, dogs are dogs, some just have more dangerous weapons than others do.

There are plenty of dog breeds that morons by to make them look tough and that can easily kill, yet pit bulls still make up 70% of dog attack deaths. There is a reason many countries have banned them.

And it would hard as fuck to get it to stop attacking, as the owner. They're all muscle.

Finally a story I can sink my teeth into.

They were bred to attack aanimals not humans.

They don't distinguish, a crying kid is fair game.

My pitbull will go after squirrles, birds, any animal that gets into the back yard, including niggers, but they've never harmed a single child I've that invited over.

All pit bulls aren't violent, all blacks aren't, but statistically they both commit a disproportionate level of violence and should be banned.

Had a pit-rott mix I got from someone who moved. Great fucking dog. Great with kids actually.

Eh, I've owned three pitbulls. Best dogs I've ever owned.

Found the porch monkey.

I don't think 3 is a good enough sample size. A black is 6 times more likely to kill someone, a pit bull is 7.

I love shooting stray pitbulls. It’s almost a sport here. Got some big mounts on the wall.

Redbar stinks

I feel like we should somehow be blaming the niggers

pitbulls are niggerdogs, this is well established

Even if only 1/100 family pitbulls eventually eats a toddler, that's still too fucking many dead kids.

Cry about it. I've had nothing but great experiences with my dogs. It's all about retards not knowing how to train and treat their dog.

That's what every pitbull owner says, and then every once in a while they end up with a dead kid. I personally don't give a shit, have as many as you want. But don't think you know the truth about them just because yours aren't part of the statistic that have lashed out and attacked people and children at random.

Lol "at random"....do you know the owners?

Not sure if you've seen the recent FBI stats, but Vizio is the leading cause of toddler death these days.

Yeah but at least in that case you end up watching Stranger Things with your hot ass wife with amazing sound quality.

Is this more pitbull propaganda? Is someone paying you or some shit? When a dog is bred for an extremely long time for aggression it isn't going to be the same as a fucking lab.

The problem with pitbulls is that they're so powerful that people and other dogs fear them. Dogs become aggressive when they sense fear.

He sounds unhappy when i listen to him now. Just wait 1 year and he will have dad titties like Opie

"Jeez that guy's life sucks"- Opie on Burr

Go fuck yourself you judgmental cock sandwich. The breed is fine, his individual dog was not right for a family environment.

His dog wasn't sane enough to be around babies, like most pit bulls, that's why they are packing out shelters across the country.

I have a pit. He’s a wonderful, patient, loving dog with my son. Pit bulls are nursery dogs. Look it up. They aren’t just for fighting. And they’re packing out shelters because people abuse the shit out of them, over breed them, and breed specific bans split up a lot of families that were doing just fine.

I don't actually have anything against pitbulls but my favorite thing to do when meeting someone's pitbull or pitbull mix for the first time is to pet it and ask what breed it is then flinch and pull back when they say it's a pitbull. They always get really upset.

thats actually pretty funny.

Stealing this joke. Thanks

Nia is a stupid cunt but I agree with her on the dog now, because I had no idea it was a pitbull.

You should have seen his Vizio soundbar bit.

if you raise a dog right theres no issue.

Utter shite. You suggesting dogs that have been socially engineered to perform certain roles can be corrected with love and care? You can't stop a retriever from retrieving, you can't stop a sheep dog from herding or a pit bull from baiting. Sure they are loyal to their pack, but the figures show they are more likely to be cunts to strangers than any other breed by a country mile.

im not really sure what you are saying, these dogs are aggressive when niggers raise them to be killers. these dogs dont come out to womb devouring babies.

Of course how you raise them has a factor, but their genetics is the biggest factor. Niggers don't only buy pits, they buy all kinds of fighting dogs, yet it's pits who are responsible for 70% of dog attack deaths. Do you think a retriever has to be trained how to chase a ball? No, it's instinct, just like it's a pit bulls instinct to kill.

are you drunk sir? i dont disagree entirely you just type like a drunk man.

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs.

Birds of a feather...

i have a pitbull mixed with a boxer and shepherd, she's a rescue and she's fine with kids/babies now.. i just had to really train her heavily as a pup and make sure she was really on a good path and not allowed to just do whatever she wanted and make her own rules. At one point she started to dislike kids and growl whenever she heard kids screaming because the little fuckers on the other side of my fence in the backyard would taunt her and fuck with her and i'm sure if she had the chance then she would have bit them but she's alright now she's around my niece and nephew every day and loves it (training).

I'm pretty sure if i remember correctly from listening to his podcast all these years (just recently stopped for no reason in particular) it was Nia that found the dog and brought it home to begin with. It was all fucked up already as an adult it was just walking around by the LA fecal poop river, and if i remember right nia brought it home while he was on the road and when he came home while she was at the store and it almost ripped his head off.

I dont wana be one of those ohhh pit bulls are just misunderstood type of people because some of them can be fucking nuts & dangerous and cannot be saved and retrained at a certain point i wouldn't risk it. If the owners crazy abusive or even just irresponsible and doesn't train the dog it can be a ticking time bomb waiting till somebody fucks with the dog in the wrong way or just makes a weird move in its presence they can really hurt a person, child, or small dog. But i feel like this same shit is the same deal with any type of big dog if they are abused its just with pit bulls they are so strong and were bred to be so muscular and tough.

Down vote me because it doesnt match your agenda but youre wrong

As you wish.

I listened to Bill explain this. How is it wrong?

DOGENDA

Why not dogbeginna?

Did you hear this on his podcast? If so, why in the sam hill are you still listening to that drivel?

I used to listen to his podcast religiously. I understand why you have him another chance.

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Thats what he gets for getting a pitbull. It probably would eat its baby. Actually nia got the pitbull so i guess thats what he gets for race mixin

The funniest part is that he didn't get the pitbull. She saddled him with it and then made him get rid of it. Now he's literally paying a mortgage to keep it alive.

Bill should've listened to himself speak every once in a while. No pity for fools though. Have fun dating Madea in 15 years.

I'm also pretty sure he married her just so people thought he wasn't racist, good luck when she takes the house, kid and half the money; no more helicopter lessons Billy boy

Why would people think he's a racist? He always defended niggers and bashed YT. Listening to his old material the only group of people you'd think he dislikes/hates is women.

I think his point is its more then a bit of a put on, false and TRYING to hard. He's more into giving you a certain impression of what he wants you to believe rather then speaking from the heart. He's a real performer, in the worse sense of the word. Do you find my statement to be without some merit?

I think it's subjective from here. I always got the "guilty white liberal" vibe off him with respect to race, similar to Louis CK. He got mad at Ant for his racism, trashed whites on standup, etc. I felt it was legitimately him, never got the fake virtue-signalling vibe. But that's just my view.

You make a good point, I always got some kind of vibe at first, like kinda MRA type I guess for lack of a better term but it was a let down, he was all about how unoffensive he is.

What is "YT" in this context?

Say it phonetically. "Why-tee". Whitey.

bleh- 🔑

There's something there in what you say, he's trying to be the angry boston bad boy, but also beloved by hollywood communists, limp wrist inclusive schnook.

Norbitt

I'm glad the guys happy with a family an children he loves.

But good God damn, his woman is wholly un- interesting/attractive/engaging/rewarding.

Im not sure what the current kind of comedy finds good about her, but then again my perspective is limited to her non contributing cameos of being bills podcast of comedy to a screeching halt.

Serious question...How does this even happen to a man? I totally get the allure of pussy, especially if you never got any and all of a sudden some broad starts fucking you in ways you could never imagine. But to become an honorary woman like Bill has become, even after being "red-pilled" as evidenced by his earlier comedy, and especially for an actual ghetto slob like Nia who embodies everything wrong with both white and black women, an actual amalgamation of both races, is astonishing to me? Bill is a successful, decent looking C Lister with very powerful friends in the business. He seems like an actual nice guy, who's interesting, funny, has very healthy hobbies, apparently is a loving father and doting husband. Even if he was strictly a mudshark, there's no shortage of amazing and attractive black women that would chew their own limbs off to be his bedwench. How is this fucking possible? Being a masochistic actual cuck is the only thing that comes to mind.

I'm always reminded of a story from one of his standups, wherein he was talking about how great it is when a woman makes you a sandwich, and she cuts it in half for you.

He sounded happy, like a man that enjoys the simple pleasures of life.

No way this beast he got shackled with is making him any sandwiches.

She made him a sandwich once and it was like the greatest moment of their relationship according to him. It was the time he felt the most love from her ever. The one time she made him a sandwich lol

I'm gonna be sad the entire fucking day because of this shit. I used to literally look up to this man as the guy who said all the things that I was thinking as a kid but thought that you weren't allowed to think and felt guilty about. He literally opened my mind to the possibility that I'm not just a complete piece of shit and that it's normal to have thoughts like that. Now look at him.

You used to think about having a wife to make you sandwiches when you were a little kid?

No way she does anything decent for him, let alone make him a sandwich. I'm telling you, his white guilt and self-hatred as a corny rich white kid from a wealthy Boston suburb, has him in a constant slave reversal role play with that uncultured, classless, wishes-she-was-a-blonde-sorority-girl piece of shit.

MAKE YO OWN SAMMICH YOU HWITE PIECE OF SHIT!

its one of the saddest stories in all of hollywood if you ask me. once an above average stand up comic falls into a pit of tar, but instead of trying to free himself he just gets comfortable and stops caring. it would be sad if it werent so pathetic.

bedwench

eww

I grew up poor as fuck and managed to become a millionaire somehow. 90% of my neighbors are Asian, and 10% are white. All like my white neighbors hate themselves.

I can't explain it. There's something about white people, that if they actually succeed at something, they feel bad about it.

Yea, white guilt truly is the most bizarre mental affliction of our times.

And why are you scoundrels downvoting the man? #justiceformajestik'shonor

Because he made the claim that he is rich and therefore isn't just some degenerate scum like the rest of us so he must be ousted

oh.lol

Burr has been a faggot since day one, his only appeal had always been to "aw shucks" beta males who like being told they'll succeed with women if they just keep their chin up and try again

Damn man, you are one angry dude. Cooool.

lol at the Bill Burr podcast fans reacting to this post

"A listener asks: Bill, one of my friends treats me like shit, how do I get them to stop?"

Wonderful! just wonderful! Fuck Bill Hill.

Burr has went from formidable reputation to a hack in a year; seemingly overnight.

Get rid of Nia and sell your nameless kid to the highest bidder so I can laugh at you punching cupcakes again you ginger cunt.

Bill's into collecting animals

No one would buy a black child

I don’t know, man; there’s always chores around the house that need done.

went from formidable reputation to a hack in a year; seemingly overnight.

Knowing what I know now sours the old stuff too. It's a shame.

same, its true of mexican jew louie ck as well.

the saddest part of all this is how hot a white chick Bill could get now, such a shame.

thats what i always think about when I finally see a "celebrity's" wife or girlfriend. Of all the women on this planet he coulda got... I dont feel bad but just curious. People really just settle for whoever the fuck they meet first, its interesting

That's what I saw... what is Matthew McConnaughey, Matt Damon doing with spics? They're hot women, but who wants to have a bunch of spic kids? What's the point? I think these stars are pressured by their bosses to marry non-whites... that's the only answer I can think of.

I always figure if a celebrity has an ugly wife they are probably gay or bi and she is ok with it.

Yeah look at Chris Pratt for example. When he married that bugged eyed Anna Faris he probably thought she was a catch. Now that he could get almost any chick on the planet he dropped her like a hot potato.

All of my rich white neighbors are married to brown people. I'm literally the only person for ten miles that's white and has white kids. It's fucking bizarre. The propaganda is working.

The propaganda is working.

The propaganda is everywhere

This idiot is going to end up broke.

He is now a real life character from a Chapelle show skit.

His dog had a "history" before he got it.

It's 2017. Biff, CEO of Biffco, is the president and bill burr has been sold into white slavery.

Me too

I think Burr got too big. He never should've gotten as big as he is now. He doesn't do any of the other shows and podcasts anymore just because he doesn't need to. He could've done Anthony a favor and gone on his show, but no. He is becoming the LA cunt that LA breeds. He should move back to Boston or something. Idk, it's just not the same Burr.

His whole act when he was good was just a self fulfilling prophecy. Sad, I used to really admire his hate for women and PC bullshit.

Patrices death was really the downfall of this whole group. Anyone else feel like he might have been able to keep everyone in check? Ant with his racism would have had his usual "politically correct" sounding board to reel him in, Jimmy would have had a mirror held up to him, Billy would have never married or at least not some black chick and Opie, well there isnt much hope there but I think he was the moral keystone for everyone. But what the fuck do I know

Yeah, I often think that too, however I believe the people that fucked their lives since Patrice's death were just dumb pieces of shit. Bobby, Keith and Vos are still funny dudes that didn't change, Colin is still amazing, Kevin Hart fucking blew up even more all this in spite of Patrice's absence. Jimmy was a closet fag and Patrice knew that so he was bound to kinda come out at some point. Opie was mentally ill and only a lobotomy coulda helped him. Ant was redpilled on race issues since the 90s, with the insanity that's going on these days it was obvious he would get fired sooner or later. I think Patrice and Burr talked less since Bill moved to L.A. so he couldn't really help him either.

Man, I miss that fat piece of shit.

I genuinely feel bad for him. Seeing him live during the Traveling Virus Days, compared to now is like seeing a beloved family member wither away from cancer

Well he had to choose between a vicious, awful, ugly biting animal and his Pit Bull and he went the way he wanted.

Rare pic of Bill and Nia at their wedding. Did he choose right? You be the judge.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fhq0KxHSwHI/hqdefault.jpg

I like listening to him, but seriously fuck him when he starts with "i need a woman's opinion" or "i wonder if i can get Nia in here".

He had so much potential. Up until a few years ago, he seemed like he was going to achieve legend status. Unfortunately, he's going down a similar path Louis CK went down before him.

His superhero name would be CUCK CUCKOLD

It wasn't even his dog lol. His wife picked it up from the pound and told him to deal with it.

Another dumb Irishman that can't get white pussy.

Whats the story with the dog, haven't heard it yet?

Bill is one of the biggest cucks on the planet. He's also a disgusting oil drilling race traitor.

probably buncha fawkin fish cum out there n shit rite bud

oh.lol

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