"This is my big break. I'm gonna be so fawkin famous now. I'll be on TV all the fawkin time. I'm gonna be huuuge. I will be a star"

66  2017-11-04 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

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He looks crusty

What a loser

That show came and went quick

I forget who this man is. I think I saw him standing outside of a Sirius building, asking to blow fat dudes.

Blow them, or film them shitting?

Both, at the same time.

Look at that completely genuine, ear to ear smile.

This must have been taken in the TBS male bathroom.

Nostril to nostril smile

Marathon Man White Angel hair motherfucker

remember this was like 10 years ago

This was pre-Twitter

Oooof. His chest taters are looking pretty succulent, though.

HOLD ON HOLD ON let me setup the bit - he's not supposed to get a laugh, and then he doesn't! PLAYED 'EM LIKE A FUCKIN FIDDLE OPE!

You can pause every frame of this video and within 5 seconds you will vomit uncontrollably.

famous comedians

famous

comedians

No

hmm...wasnt all that bad.

Yeah, unpopular opinion but the lighting and editing actually managed to make him seem a lot less terrible than we all know he really is.

The magic of Hollywood, folks. We don't just let them fuck kids for no reason, they earn that shit.

Homeless Weinstein jerking off infront of store mannequins

I earned thus

Yeah that’s almost what I meant. It’s far from the most unlikabble thing he’s done

Greatest prank he ever pulled was convincing people he is actually good at radio 

lmao

The clip of them showing and talking about the commercial for this show is the moment that I truly realized that Opie was a dumb unfunny dork. I got in to the show late listening to the show through YouTube and not in any type of order. They play the commercial where somebody asked him what the craziest prank he ever played was and he says how one time he faked the mayor being dead. The music cuts and then it shows Opie looking around like "what?". I expected that when they returned to the show they would be mocking it and Opie would act embarrassed over it, as anyone who wasn't a giant faggot would do, but instead he gleefully says how that reaction was real and he seemed to be really proud of the commercial. This just took me by surprise. I didn't really differentiate Opie from Anthony at this point and I was genuinely shocked at what a faggot he was. It's at that point that I realized what an unfunny worthless person he was and that he didn't even belong on the show. Everything else about him really started to stand out to me after that.

"I know in my fawkin' soul I could host The Tonight Show."

for those in disbelief; yes, he did actually say this.

come on now, let's be fair.

everyone knows it's harder to be a guest on a show for ten minutes than it is to write, produce, and star in a nightly comedy show where you do stand-up, perform skits, film sketches, and interview guests. guests don't even have a desk to sit behind.

If Fallon can do it anyone can.

Except Tits.

Yeah, because what the Tonight Show needs is even shittier interviews followed up by disgustingly loud sips of coffee and sniffing.

i wonder what eats away at him inside more. sharing his only 15 minutes of fame with Bam Margera or sharing his wife with Bam Margera.

How did we never notice his Popeye eye?

When Ant and Gregg had their pre show fight in December 2012 and Gregg walked off the show, agent Bob had to be called in to restore calm. As a condition for returning, Gregg was very insistent with Bob that he get lined up with some Tv work. This single appearance on a shit prank show was the result.

I've seen smaller crows feet on a crow. Nigga old as fuck

The clip of them showing and talking about the commercial for this show is the moment that I truly realized that Opie was a dumb unfunny dork. I got in to the show late listening to the show through YouTube and not in any type of order. They play the commercial where somebody asked him what the craziest prank he ever played was and he says how one time he faked the mayor being. The music cuts and then it shows Opie looking around like "what?". I expected that when they returned to the show they would be mocking it and Opie would act embarrassed over it, as anyone who wasn't a giant faggot would do, but instead he gleefully says how that reaction was real and he seemed to be really proud of the commercial. This just took me by surprise. I didn't really differentiate Opie from Anthony at this point and I was genuinely shocked at what a faggot he was.

What an overly long post for such a stupid thing.