im with both of those things except im drinkey whiskey and have indica

Going on a tinder date. He says he'll buy the first round and I'll buy the second. So im having a drink before i go out so 3 rounds will be sufficient

What if you are?

i hope you're drugged and murdered, have fun!

Update: we only had 1 drink i told him about my ex and he thought he might kill him so he got rid of me real quick

shit i wish you were dead, post your tits

I like hearing about the adventures of a colored girl O&A fan

See you in 30 mind. I'll bring the roofies.

Have fun fag! ^{_^}

I took half a tylenol PM and now I'm going grocery shopping.

THAT, is Jim Norton level addiction, make sure you go to meetings for the rest of your life, & if there's ever even a liquor-chocolate in the room, call a sponsor!

Heeeeeey my name is 4lexM, can ya fix me???

Finish the bottle faggot.

I'm one of those fags that can't handle weed. It's too fucking strong these days! Anytime I try it I feel like i'm dying. So i'm just getting drunk. Cheers!

I fucking wish I could get that high again.

Take a few months off if possible.

Totally agree. They somehow ruined weed by perfecting it.

(I don't want to sound like a fag or nothing, but Louis CK has a good bit on this) [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FzGlgVGdo]

That is a good bit but I am old and lame like Louis with more hair and less money.

I used to love smoking weed but I just spend the next 3 hours fighting off a panic attack if I smoke it now. Not sure how much of that is due to the weed being stronger vs me being more of a faggot now, but I think I have a pretty good idea.

Try using a one hitter

Definitely a faggot

Thanks, I figured.

It's definitely because you're getting old and faggoty

Just ate two sizable edibles and about to smoke a joint. Later I'll drink some faggoty craft beer my great big fat girlfriend brought home. Most likely I'll fuck her later while thinking about the 19 year old half Irish/half Jamaican prostie I fucked on Wednesday.

p-p-p-peckaz

How much does she weigh?

I've never seen her on a scale nor has she ever told me. If I had to guess: 260 lbs. Also she is 5'11".

I've made some very poor choices.

About a size 14?

Way bigger than that

Plus 6.

Fawkin size 589 billion 783 million, 325 thousand 210 or sumtin'.
Exaggeration yuma

you are fucking a wwe wrestler.

Was she fat when she met you?

Women get way too comfortable putting on weight in relationships. They mustn't understand that we secretly hate them for it until someone without the BMI of a blubber whale comes along and we ditch them.

Of course not. Relationships are fucking garbage.

The bitch put on over 100 lbs. since you met her? Did she get raped at some point?

I hope so

That's a big girl! Is she black? 5'11'' and 260 is a whole lotta woman! I bet she sucks dick like an animal!

That's a big bitch

Been doing to much cocaine. So I started doing meth and drinking again. But I'ma just smoke weed this weekend. Cuz sleep.

best meth in california here in the 209

I just turned on the oven for dinner and I'm thinking about smoking a shit load of weed, how will tonight end? Who knows.

Put your head inside and see what happens.

Won't fit, jews in there

Is that where they control the media from?

Sticking a fenty patch on the inner thigh. It's all good

Never had any luck with them sticking must have some greasy dago DNA. Blue raspberry Actiq lollipops are the bees knees

I am only doing nootropics cause I'm a superior human be'in.

sailor jerry, live resin, and rocking out to old 2U concerts while i tie my noose .

Took a nibble off a caffeine pill so I could make it to work. I hope a stranger smiles in my general direction, so I can pretend it was meant for me.

Why would I stop now?

I’m about to smoke a fat blunt filled with moon rocks

that sounds fucking amazing

I took a whole handful of alpha brain now I'm gonna go bench 400 lbs

Let me fuck you

Los Angeles and I have a nice cock

I feel the same as I feel every night about getting zooted

t. barely functioning alcoholic

quarter cup o' goo

Gayer answer: 8-10 beers

I'm about to take some Kratom and jam out with my Vizio soundbar.

Watching Dead Snow, doing dabs of 98% nug run goodness. Thinking about breaking out some grapefruit beers brothaman

Fudge yeah I already down two Comes dvv dvv dvv

Morphine, weed, and tons of beer like every other night. Waking up is a surprise everyday.

Oh yeah. Especially when combined with alcohol or other depressants.

You can barely feel morphine if you're taking it orally like a fag. If you don't have the balls to tie off and boot that shit then you gotta shove it up your pooper like a real man.

Oh, absolutely. Any opiod becomes morphine when you metabolise it(I think) Only ever made me sleep though.

4-aco-dmt. 5-meo-mipt. dabs. beer. and a large dose of pathetic.

r/researchemicals

check out alex shulgin and pikhal and tikhal.

Need to buy more edibles. Wasted time with normal people who don't like to get shit faced .

Just started eating edibles last few weeks since high school over 15 years ago. Been tripping pretty well on 100 mg cookies.

That’s a nice high right there keep working your way up

I had a weird trip out where I sort of lost touch with reality and had to count to ten repeatedly and I was holding something in my hand but it felt bad and unnatural. Probably not a normal effect of just pot, but it was kind of interesting and a little unpleasant.

I'm blazed, as per usual, but tonight I'm feeling festive. I'm drinking rum spiced eggnog and hoping to get laid. I'm in bed on my laptop. Let me roll over and try to get some. Wish me luck.

Drinking shit beer and neglecting responsibilities, business as usual

MDMA from the netherlands and pedialyte for this guy later, but just weed right now.

Probably do about a gram of cuhkane and bang a dancer. Not one of the good ones, y’all saw me at the live Podacast.

Were you the asshole who wouldn't shut the fuck up?

No I was the fat pile of shit that won one of the raffles.

Oh. Congrats!

Ahh, long week at the ol' boat bumper factory over, gf is finally shut up and sleeping while I drink by myself in the other room with the dog, my hex en chemical shipment that I smoke off tin foil might be here tomorrow, over to the bro's for football sunday. A perfect weekend :) :) :)

I'm garbage and I'm broke. So a couple of 2 dollar Steele Reserves for tonight.

Stinks is somewhere slumped over a toilet with a needle hanging in his arm still.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.

Yeah bring the Tito's. Hey Doug Benson

Let me fuck you

No I was the fat pile of shit that won one of the raffles.