His eager boy energy isn't infuriating at all.

Enough of this fucking phony story telling motherfucker.

Tss FAWK YEAH!! Gettin zooted! Bert has me laffin my FAWKIN ballz off

Fawk yeah!!!! him Carl and Sherrod should start a podacast

yeahh weed fuck yeeeeaaahhhh weedd dude yeah dassabeso booooozzzzzzeeeee yeaahhhh I am so high yeeaaahhhh oh I am drunk dude fuck yeah yeaaaaaaahh new booze yeahhhhh fuck yeah yeahh weed fuck yeeeeaaahhhh weedd dude yeah dassabeso booooozzzzzzeeeee yeaahhhh I am so high yeeaaahhhh oh I am drunk dude fuck yeah yeaaaaaaahh new booze yeahhhhh fuck yeah yeahh weed fuck yeeeeaaahhhh weedd dude yeah dassabeso booooozzzzzzeeeee yeaahhhh I am so high yeeaaahhhh oh I am drunk dude fuck yeah yeaaaaaaahh new booze yeahhhhh fuck yeah

Soo much laughter! 😄

Put a shirt on, cunt.

The name of his next comedy hour.

Seriously, is retarded or autistic?

I've got a quick travel tip for Bert: For the best parties, head down to the 9th ward at around 2am, start yelling, and make sure to leave your shirt off.

Its so amazing this drunk mess stopped drinking for a whole month. Also why does he act like 15 hot yogas is something crazy? Also what did this acomplish if hes just going to drink and get wasted for days after this. Never trust a man with no shirt!

Applebees level humor and "inspiring" social media posts. Middle America eats this dumb shit up.

I believe this falls under “Chili’s” level humor. I will not have you sully Applebee’s brand with that hack.

Attention whore.

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Nothing is worse than Opie. Pol Pot was better than Opie.

I was waiting for a punchline and it never came.

Love the Burnt Chrysler.