r/opieandanthony: PSA: Do NOT use a shotgun for mundane tasks such as combing your hair or scratching the back of your throat

PSA: Do NOT use a shotgun for mundane tasks such as combing your hair or scratching the back of your throat

28 2017-11-03 by Single_Action_Army

Perhaps this misinformation has stuck with you after Norton's repetitions. Do NOT point a loaded firearm at yourself, that is extremely dangerous.

6 comments

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-11-03

What about a sandwich? Where does a shotgun or lead sandwich quality?

1 zenicaone 2017-11-03

I like to jerk off with loaded AK-47. I keep Kalashnykov in my right hand while I jerk off with my left hand.

Is hat an OK practice, or should I wear a helmet and bulletproof west ?

So far no problems, but I always wondered what are the safety regulations for this scenario.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-11-03

Can I use the shotgun as an anal vibrator?

1 Opesterino 2017-11-03

I needed help adding swivels to my shotgun earlier. After 2 safety checks the fucking guy was still being a vagine about helping me.

1 opieisterrible 2017-11-03

Not without a toe trigger you mean...

1 AlchemyWizard 2017-11-03

Hand guns are far more convenient for eating a bullet. Well...if you can find yours after loosing it in your mansion during an argument with your 15 year old live in heroin addict girlfriend.