No more 100% Italian
121 2017-11-02 by porsalin
It's been fun but I think it's time to retire the 100% Italian bit. It's already driven joe to do way crazier shit than I ever hoped for and it's pretty much broke the man at this point. Love ya Joe.
121 2017-11-02 by porsalin
It's been fun but I think it's time to retire the 100% Italian bit. It's already driven joe to do way crazier shit than I ever hoped for and it's pretty much broke the man at this point. Love ya Joe.
135 comments
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-02
boo
1 FairWarning7102 2017-11-02
Please do a series finale with Joe calling the cops
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-02
Joe going into the witness protection program would rule.
1 ClownFartExpress 2017-11-02
Heyyy, it's me, Sheahmus McGlaaaugh-lin.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-02
You ever have it where you order spaghetti and you get egg noodles and ketchup?
1 Skip_Skipperson 2017-11-02
Happens to me all the time.
1 Skip_Skipperson 2017-11-02
You ever get it where Karen flushes all the money we have right down the crapper?
1 Mjr2031 2017-11-02
adderall
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-02
"That was all the allowance you gave me Karen!"
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-02
WE NEEDED THAT KAREN!
1 bornrevolution 2017-11-02
KARENNN
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-02
Just a regular schmuck
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-02
like a schnook
1 joeybeans12 2017-11-02
If you don’t I will.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-11-02
I prefer committing suicide.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-02
Or get real on if you promise that is the last one
1 Ichise-san 2017-11-02
you can retire the bit when joe kills his family then hangs himself, you have a responsibility now sir
1 jsnoots 2017-11-02
Will a weight machine be involved in the murder/suicide?
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-11-02
I have one that's not in use anymore.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-11-02
Dude you're right on the verge of breaking him. You've got a talent you can't just stop. This thing we do is bigger than your i
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-02
Push it to the limit walk along the razor's edge don't look back just keep your head up till you're finished, faggot
1 Yaseetheo 2017-11-02
Rest in piece. I enjoyed the hell out of the saga.
1 flip0pilf 2017-11-02
Sounds like Joe scared ya
1 jarmandesign 2017-11-02
I think him and Opie use to work for the Mafia
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-11-02
"legit"
1 axeheadroad 2017-11-02
Is anything more pathetic than people who pretend to have ties to organized crime?
1 late_50s_why 2017-11-02
joe materesse always win at the end
1 thrillated 2017-11-02
Who shot ya?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-02
Porsalin is all-in with some redbar guy, & that idiot told Joe that he'd stop chattin about him if he un-blocked some nobody on twitter... porsalin likes those peeps better than this sub!
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-02
But redbar was bitchin that porsalin was stealing his bit... wasn't he?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-02
I really aint sure, only listened to couple of clips.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-02
I'm starting to think you're not a very reliable source of information
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-02
wtf dude?! I come here for fun, but I'm starting to wish I never got genuine & tried to share knowledge
1 Touch_Of_Red 2017-11-02
Redbar is always talking about how awesome this sub is with their shaming of fools, and has specifically shouted out porsalin for his content.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-02
Well il just shut the fuck up then
1 Touch_Of_Red 2017-11-02
I see tons of people saying what you said, so it's obviously not you, and it's always confused me because Mike has always been super positive about this sub.
Like, you can not like his show (I like it but I can see where it would bore people), but you should know that he's on board with all of the Cumia and Matarese hate, to the point where he was calling up comedy clubs pretending to be Matarese a few months ago.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-11-02
He absolutely whined about "when did it become OK to steal my Joe matarese bit". It was after the Josh robert Thompson thing.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-02
He hyped hs 'Cumia exposee' show, but then it was just 8hours of stuff this sub had been discussing for years, from then on I decided he stinks, & I don't like him. He owes me 8 hours. (I didn't really listen that long, but he still owes me!)
1 Sicboy69 2017-11-02
15 minutes of listening to RedBar is worse than being subjected to a 24 hour marathon of Lena Dunham’s, Amy Schumer’s & Chelsea Handler’s most obnoxious material on a constant loop.
1 Touch_Of_Red 2017-11-02
So you're a fan?
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-02
This never happened
1 Jaeromaru 2017-11-02
better to end on a high note. wigger rich collab was a pretty dope finale
1 Toss__Pot 2017-11-02
ok, what did he say in his crying email?
I actually respect you for being a good guy... but this place is part of my entertainment schedule, so I'm conflicted.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-11-02
If this is all it takes for joe to destroy himself, something else will take down Joe anyways. If He really wanted to get better he would stop doing stand up. See a real shrink and take care of himself, stop fighting the delusion of being the next Marc Maron
1 burlapsack69 2017-11-02
No.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-02
Thanks for the laughs now go kill yourself you stupid British fuck. I hope you choke on a warm beer and a banger.
1 Dogcatchdog 2017-11-02
The thought that I wont hear hey its joe matarese again makes me said
1 Anarox 2017-11-02
That voice will stay with me to the end
1 literalotherkin 2017-11-02
OK who got to you?
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-02
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-02
You've shattered my world! The least you could do is have a final episode to wrap up the series.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-11-02
Please do a grand finale with Edgar
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-02
u make me SICK.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-02
You are the Seinfeld of this subreddit. I appreciate your creative integrity.
I wish we could have had a final episode with actual Joe on there, but...it was still a damn good run. Made me laugh.
1 age_of_cage 2017-11-02
Inexplicably popular despite not being funny?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-02
That, and the fact that Seinfeld walked away from his show at the height of its popularity, they were offering something like 3 mil an episode. He declined.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-02
What - you didn't like the hundreds of seconds of successful material he put out after his show ended?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-11-02
Quitter shitter
1 fyisah 2017-11-02
I get it if you want to end it before it gets old, but dont do it for Joe. He brought all of the shit onto him self.
1 turdthief2 2017-11-02
I'm literally shaking right now
1 whatisthishere 2017-11-02
Everyone here would be if they weren't drunk.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-02
Has Joe done/said more since that stupid email from a few days ago?
1 porsalin 2017-11-02
Joe hasn't said/done anything to prompt this. In fact in his last email he gave me his Godfather-like blessings to continue these uninterrupted. I just think it's run its course and I fear for running it into the ground. It's hard to keep fresh and there were already mumblings of shark-jumping recently. I really appreciate the nice shit you're saying and it was a fucking laugh doing them.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-11-02
Run it into the ground you limey faggot
1 thrillated 2017-11-02
Right? Where the fuck does this idiot think he is?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-11-02
This fucking guy is acting like he’s Michael Jordan retiring early. Fuck that, do the bit while continuing to show no regard for your dental health.
1 Redpens1776 2017-11-02
I say run. Once y’all get bored of the bit, you’ll go after him. Better to be a faggot than a Joe Materese.
1 Belchides 2017-11-02
Yeah you guys are good at it. Look at the British Empire.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-11-02
They had a good run.
1 Belchides 2017-11-02
yeah thats what the did. They ran away.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-11-02
One time when we went huntin' we saw a sign that said 'Bear left', so we went home
1 Belchides 2017-11-02
Yeah a guy was going hunting with his wife and dog. His wife didnt want to go so He said "Either suck me off or let me fuck you in the ass. His wife said "eww no I'll just blow you". As soon as she did, she said "eww it taste like shit" and the guy was like "yeah the dog didnt want to go either". hahah GET IT? Jokeman Martling
1 turnthemaround 2017-11-02
You know why this is everyone hates the British, you suck, faggot
1 Bebe_Tuki 2017-11-02
To quote Archie Bunker, "England is a fag country."
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2017-11-02
Seriously.. this really is the only funny thing left in the entire OA multiverse.
Very sad day. I actually listened to at least 30 percent of a Jim and Sam episode the other day.
There's slim pickings out there mate.
So.. Throw another shrimp on the barbe and Bob's your uncle or something.
1 Dawgsie 2017-11-02
Wigger Rich is tremendous too.
1 MattressBoy 2017-11-02
At least do a handful more videos of calling internet based call in shows. There are plenty of obscure shows to prank. I'm thinking Tradio meets Joe Matarese.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-11-02
Translation: go after my wife and kids in the next episode.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-02
Going out on top, a real rarity here. Well done sir
1 Sicboy69 2017-11-02
You are a true gentleman sir. I love the bit & wish you’d continue but I respect your decision. To bad others here have no regard about running a joke into the ground, some have no clue that the joke is no longer funny & continue to obnoxiously post the same stupid joke over & over, the beginning of April comes to mind as does the Rich Vos tour date pranks.
1 FecklessKing 2017-11-02
So do we now get to hear 100% "Italian" with Joe Cumia?
1 FecklessKing 2017-11-02
let me in #call-screener
1 SavePoonerman 2017-11-02
Good call imo, it was still funny but if you call it now you go out on top.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-11-02
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
1 Guinness525 2017-11-02
Now you're just another schlub like the rest of us. Enjoy.
1 AVCHD 2017-11-02
Please give us a finale! Just one last episode.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-11-02
We need the Joe vs Joe finale
1 NitratePrint 2017-11-02
I was hoping for that too
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-02
Joe kills himself in the end.
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2017-11-02
Bummer but I understand your decision. Now lets focus all of our powers on Opie again.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-11-02
Aw man, I was looking forward to the otto and George episode hinted at the end of the Patrice one. I beg you to reconsider, if only for one last episode.
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-02
I, seriously, look more forward to new 100% Italians more than anything else in the O&A Universe. I really hope you reconsider. I beg you!!!
1 LamarThePotato 2017-11-02
Don't let Joe fall into the abyss of obscurity. He needs the buzz.
1 chickenfan1 2017-11-02
you kinda beat it into the ground, i only laughed when you called that voice over douche guy
1 itrits 2017-11-02
Going out on a high note with integrity?
Wtf mate, you’re doing this for free, just run it to the ground.
1 SparkyKnowles 2017-11-02
floundering around and causing other people trouble, has to be made frequently in a lifetime. In youth we are taught the rather simple rule never to quit, because we are presumably following programmes made by people wiser than ourselves. My own conclusion is that when one has embarked on a course that grows increasingly doubtful and one feels the vital forces beginning to be used up, it is best to ask advice if decent advice is in range.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
1 SparkyKnowles 2017-11-02
The decision as to when to quit, as to when one is merely floundering around and causing other people trouble, has to be made frequently in a lifetime. In youth we are taught the rather simple rule never to quit, because we are presumably following programmes made by people wiser than ourselves. My own conclusion is that when one has embarked on a course that grows increasingly doubtful and one feels the vital forces beginning to be used up, it is best to ask advice if decent advice is in range.
F Scott Fitzgerald
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-02
POLL TIME
1 MrDurden42 2017-11-02
Thank you for your service
1 aPersonStranded 2017-11-02
What???!!? You can't, you're almost there
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-11-02
Coming soon: "110 % Italian!"
1 Bebe_Tuki 2017-11-02
Someone else could easily do the voice, but the content may not be as good. Nonetheless it would still drive the precious darling further into madness. Whatever happens this event is legendary.
1 porsalin 2017-11-02
I'd be happy to pass on the baton
1 Bebe_Tuki 2017-11-02
Is this an invite to play steal the bacon or are you not into dudez?
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-11-02
Why would you retire the bit when you're capable of stealing his identity? You're already more popular than him. You should start getting booked on shows and whatnot. This doesn't end until you fuck his wife.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-02
You're making this thread because you want all the attention of this sub to be on you. You want people to say "nooo please do more you're so funny", you needy faggot.
They're doing bob Kelly and chad memes today. They will get back to kissing your ass for this mediocre, reference-based show tomorrow.
The last few episodes particularly sucked because you stopped trying to say things Joe Mataterese would say or referencing actual events, and instead started trying to use the character as a mouthpiece for your own "humor"
Go to an open mic night. Your own shoe horned jokes are the low point of 100% Italian
1 porsalin 2017-11-02
Thanks for listening 'RapistWithAIDS' #No1fan
1 stinksskc 2017-11-02
He even analyzes it
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-02
So you take this very seriously huh?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-02
Yeah, it's different when you write your long, angry paragraphs about things you don't like
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-02
Won’t catch me writing ppgs
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-02
I don't know what that is, but I went through your history, fag.
You're just a alone and internet obsessed as I am, the difference is you feel ashamed and try to hide it. Only neurotypical normies have that problem
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-11-02
You sound fun
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-02
This really is a bummer. But as someone already said the voice will stick in my head for a very very long time.
Take some time off, more shit will come along.
That or be a fucking pussy limey faggot and go jump into traffic.
Either way, you have my support.
1 juschippinyababe 2017-11-02
just save episodes for times when Joe either really makes an asshole of himself or if he ever happens to step on our toes here in the subreddit. Don't let the guinea win
1 NormMcdongloads 2017-11-02
I 100% don't care
1 porsalin 2017-11-02
Oh Norm
1 BeakersRedBush 2017-11-02
God Speed Sir.
1 CASCAI 2017-11-02
Come on, do one final one. We need closure.
1 SomeLeakage 2017-11-02
/u/porsalin
1 AnythingButSuggested 2017-11-02
Good. Cringey unfunny shit anyway.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-02
To be honest, it had run its course.
Great work
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-02
Episode 3 was like Season 26 of The Simpsons.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-02
Haha. Yes
1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-11-02
You used to be somebody. Now you’re just a nobody
1 FuckShitFart 2017-11-02
REST ASSURED Joe will do or say something ridiculous/shitty in the near future and we can all pick back up where we left off.
1 majin_babidi 2017-11-02
Are you actually going to see Jim Norton perform live in Cuckshire, England, or were you just being polite?
1 porsalin 2017-11-02
Yeah going to the Manchester one
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-11-02
Tell him you're the 100% Italian guy then smile and wink like peers.
1 PepsiMax420 2017-11-02
Don't kubera us, give us a final show. Please.
1 LevStrauss 2017-11-02
Encore
1 edfrmLA 2017-11-02
You must end this properly or forever be a nigger
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-11-02
Don’t retire it for good.
1 Titsasspenisballs 2017-11-02
God bless you sir!
1 CommanderCock 2017-11-02
Is this a fucking joke?
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1 oklolol 2017-11-02
Joe needs to call a suicide hotline. Both of them
1 burgersass 2017-11-02
I never really got it anyways.
1 Peckahnator 2017-11-02
Joe going into the witness protection program would rule.
1 joeybeans12 2017-11-02
If you don’t I will.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-11-02
I prefer committing suicide.
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-02
Or get real on if you promise that is the last one
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-11-02
Yeah, it's different when you write your long, angry paragraphs about things you don't like