I had a fag tell me - without prompting - that he wasn't a pedophile. Thanks to this sub, I knew immediately that he was.

74  2017-11-01 by piggyboi

I was having a conversation with a stranger when he - unrelated to anything we were discussing - stated that he was gay, "but into people my own age - I'm not a pedophile." It must be part of that community's culture.

13 comments

2  deanthecleanmachine 2017-11-01

did you at least ask jimmy for a picture?

1  Applesauceinmypants 2017-11-01

Did you cancel his tribute band?

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-11-01

Did you inquire as to the location of his gun?

1  KangolVos 2017-11-01

Fuck?

1  Blink-Blink 2017-11-01

Did you ask whether he'd can the NYC Crime Report?

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-11-01

I would've gone with Em dashes.

1  Clint0nBukowski 2017-11-01

Thanks to this sub when I read “stranger” my brain read “transgender”

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-11-01

Did you ask him how exactly do you spell Kieser Sosay?

1  Anarox 2017-11-01

Kiester sogay

1  Osca_rg 2017-11-01

Tsss, why didn't you ask him too write down his name on a peice of paper which would say anthony cumia or sumthing!

1  kingship75 2017-11-01

Which one of you won the court case?

1  Dr-Seepage 2017-11-01

Its half fagging, half musicianship

1  PrpleMnkyDshwsher 2017-11-01

/r/thatHappened/